Twilight has a sore on her inner lip.
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Chuckward
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*Claps*
You did it.
Umm...
Tablet.
Beautiful motherfuckers.
I see you getting featured.
2004597
You have no clue how reassuring that is.
2004620 Is this in waiting?
This. So. Hard.
2004642
Currently yes.
WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!
I would have seriously loved this story if you did not kill the three and I understand it's random and funny as buck humor but I'm annoyed by this now, sorry bro but I can't go on with this story, maybe in the next one I can.
2004765
2004773
2004776
I don't care if you liked them. Honestly, how many people have I pissed off in my year here? I love my followers, but it's still funny to piss them off.
2004790......Good point
Goddammit, Nunchuckward. You really know how to make a guy laugh for terrible reasons.
Needs more cowbell.
I don't understand why so many people disliked this, I enjoyed every second of it. The plot I can easily relate to because I constantly get goddamn canker sores in my mouth that hurt like a bitch shit fuck ass. Pardon my language. Anyway, I spat out my food laughing when Spike died, so I'm all covered in half-chewed chicken bits. Also, I'm adding the part about the cutie marks as stickers to my new headcannon and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Wow, shit. So many similarities to my story.
I could list them if you'd like.
What the hell is going on?
Nunchuckward Pop does not like consistency.
2008065
Last I checked Twilight Sparkle was a magical unicorn.
I'm so glad there are terrible people like you in this world to write things like this.
2008115
Gee, thanks.
2008113
Last I checked she was unable to use her magic.
2008664
Check again, she regained her powers after she drank coffee.
2008813
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No wonder this is called "Wasted Harmony". This whole fic is just one big comedic wreck.
2007958
Oh please list them now.
2020224
Goddamnit I'm too lazy. Maybe later.
2020224
Alright. Technically, I haven't actually read any of your stories, so I don't know how much common territory I may have stumbled upon when I wrote the original version of my story.
"He sobbed and shook as he felt his soul shatter. His heart broke, as his life flashed before his eyes."
I've used this kind of ridiculous overreaction before. (Twilight screaming at Spike for being insubordinate.)
"Naturally Spike easily brushed aside the wasted hours he’d spent making breakfast for Twilight..."
Immediate contradiction. I used it several times.
"...and literally billions(one pony)..."
In my story, I had something like "...for what seemed like 8 years, but it was actually just 1 second..."
"...sucked all of the oxygen out of the room, suffocating Spike in the process."
Inexplicable death (Lyra choking on air.)
"Deep underground, a forgotten king was plotting his revenge. Those ponies had thwarted him once, and he would not be defeated a second time.
[...]
Soon, soon my little minion of darkness, not now but soon. Last time they barely heard my voice, this time they shall know the wrath of King Sombra. This time I shall have my revenge.
[...]
Sir, they are all asleep, it would be so easy to slit their throats with my talons. I'd be a silent as a mime, and nopony would be the wiser until it was too late.
ARE YOU QUESTIONING YOUR KING? Wait my little minion, remember, our revenge will come soon enough.
King Sombra chuckled to himself as he returned to his plotting. His revenge needed to be perfect, and a swift death simply would not do."
Seem familiar? That's basically the same as what I started Post-Chapter 1 with.
With some more time, I could probably find more.
I mean this in a jesting tone, not like "HEY GO F**K YOURSELF YOU COPIED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!1!!!!!!one"
2024848
Hey, weird people think alike.
this.
you did it.
you made the
worstbest story ofthis secondall time.No matter how hard I try, I cannot write a Trollfic. Consider yourself lucky that you have the koalifications to write such
shittyamazing stories.2004765
You don't remember the part where death was cured?
2334402 I do not.
2336799
Yeah, they cured death, Derpy and Spike, ect. Don't stay dead.
2337013 Huh......then may just have to keep reading
My bad
Why is this story in the King Sombra is Best Plot Device group?