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Good Christian Ethesto


I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

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When the princesses realize that king Sombra probably wasn't properly killed, they decide to do something about it. However, they're much too important to deal with a background villain themselves. Join Applejack, and some other background ponies, as they go on one of the most magical adventures of all time.

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Comments ( 51 )

Penises for everyone. :moustache:

1675135 It's Super Mega PONY Squad, not Super Mega Penis Squad!

And I am again reminded why I read your stories.

BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING AWESOME!

Wow! Thanks for putting me in your story.:rainbowlaugh:

1676186 Now you'll be super popular! Just like me!!!

1676197 Well it's about time I got to be popular.:ajbemused:

lolol

1676227 Haha! I tricked you! I said you'd be popular just like me, which is to say, not at all!
It's funny because it's true.

1676253 If I can't be popular, no one can! Muahahaha!

1676288 Don't be like Babs. Speaking of which, can we make Diamond Tiara a pig now? Dat new episode.

1676332 But Babs is my role model. Why can't I be like him? He's the best russian-sounding pony there is.

1676332 And if Diamond Tiara is a pig, Paul will turn her into bacon :pinkiegasp:!

1676362 It literally took me the whole episode to figure out that they were calling the new pony Bad Seed, and not Babsy.:facehoof:

1676457 Me too :twilightblush:
I thought they just called her it in the song, then they called her it at the end and I was all like. "Oooooooh."

1676727 Yeah, at that point I wasn't even sure she had a name.

1676733 How upset do you think people would get if you wrote a story about her but referred to her as a guy the whole time?

1676745 Maybe just a little, I thought it was a guy at first, and the deep voice Jersey accent didn't help.

Her coat is the same color as my OC's.

1676764 Hasbro probably copied the color from looking at your OC. The hairstyle is also somewhat similar. Coincidence? You decide.

1676800 They will rue the day they made a pony similar to your OC.

Applejack is the element of loyalty? :applejackunsure: Huh, strange times this are... :rainbowderp:

Those words were delicious!

:duck: that picture has the best background ponies :raritywink:

Wow. I applaud your... this thing. It is awesome, needs more Berry though :pinkiehappy:

1927995 Thanks! Sadly, Berry's mane role in this story was to get carried around and abused, so she didn't get much screen time. :rainbowlaugh:

Applejack Spreads the Sickness? :applejackunsure:

I'm off to make someone draw Sombra in a turtleneck watching television.

>Story about background characters going to fight a background villian
>Applejack is in the main cast, going off to fight king Sombra
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I can't stop fucking laughing

That was one of the happiest endings I've ever seen?

1931572 Happy ending shmappy shmending. Happy endings r4 squares!

This was glorious. The part were they put Applejack down was hilarious! And poor Berry... Bon-Bon was my fav and I would have loved to see more of Vinyl. :rainbowkiss: This was boss, you are boss, the cat staring at me from across the street is boss as well.

That ending would be perfect if Discord came along and screwed up the planet. :pinkiecrazy:

ummmmm........:derpyderp1:.......:derpyderp2:..........:derpytongue2:

>Applejack = background pony
>2013

ur a pleb m8

wub wub wub

1679317 it makes perfect sense you wing-ding

3539752
Irongalley will never see your comment. He's kill!

1684654>>1686255 you sure told him

i knew it!
they're baking back cakes on each other!
whilst sexing it right and proper.

1928972 I was justing thinking of doing so

The best
around

this was a glorious ending
the herpiest i've ever seen

3540816 no ur kill

"Even if it is, why should we help the princesses in any way? They're dictators who live in an extremely expensive castle while we live down here in a horrible little town that's constantly getting attacked by monsters and stuff. They play with super powerful artifacts that could destroy all of Equestria as though they were toys. They're irresponsible, and worst of all they only let you see what they want you to see. They censor everything and spew out poorly contrived lies yet everypony is too dumb to see it for themselves! We're all just they're playthings

Ahhh.. The truth has been spoken :coolphoto:

If only I could fave this story a thousand times :rainbowlaugh:

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