I'm a brony. I live for the sole purpose of depressing everypony who comes near me. I'm not even joking, I can be happy, but at times I can be the most depressing person you will ever have the displeasure of meeting.

Just knowing you're alive is a displeasure.

Red, you live inside of me. If I die, you die too.

Actually, if you die, I get to manifest as a human.. So go die already.