Call me Luke BloodWolf. I am a total Edgelord weirdo with weird interests. I mainly write stories about Button Mash going on weird/disturbing adventures. Peace out, Dudes. Also I love anime.

Talk Loud. Say It Proud.

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

I’m the hardest of core, a keeper of lore, the oi-est of vey, and Krell is my name

I am a ghost, I am alone, I am easily forgotten. I am a lone wolf, no one knows who I am, no one cares about me, but I care about them. Also I do some shit on here...

I love reading stories and I am a big fan of anthro & human ones the most.

If time weren't a limit, if failure weren't an option, with infinite tries and infinitesimal chance of success, could you persevere?

I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

My ships, let me show you them!!!

just a brony

Once upon a time I read fics on this site for a podcast I hosted, but suddenly YouTube cracked down on the fanfic reading videos. Now I'm just kind of here.

Kill me.

I am the Emperor of Cake.

Just another faggot on the internet now.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Wanna know what happens after a controversy fades away? Absolutely nothing, because it's gone.

hello everypony i'm here to make stories for you to read. please do your best not to be to harsh on your comments.

The stalker

I'm eighteen, I'm in OPP, I live the thug life, I smoke weed every day, I don't take shit from nobody, and I write fanfiction for a show about magical ponies.

I'm not dead yet.

Prettier than any plebian pony!

Closing the account. Because boring/dumb.

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I would cut you, but I don't want to contract Ebola from the blood splatter.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

I am Gay and Fabulous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have nothing witty nor relevant to add here. Vaginal fluids.

"She smiles as all the right neighborhoods burn, leaving only the wrong ones to be in." -Zincy

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

'ey kid, wanna see a dead body?

You do you the best you can do.

I go to Luna's Magic School in Canterlot with my sister, Golden Beret.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

"Thug life." - Barack Obama