I am a brick of emotions. I be sincere. I be practical. I like spreading wisdom with ignorance and making connections. And I'm here to remind you a few things, like your unfinished assignment…

Everypony wants a mirror pool clone. One time donations through Paypal and monthlies through Patreon.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Just a Bord, without a Word

Don't we ALL feed off positive emotions?

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What're you doing here? Go read somebody else's bio!

I like to read stories

I like to write characters who are competent... At least, I would if I weren't such a mediocre writer. (Also fuck nazis)

Me or my OC?

Long time reader and lover of all kinds of literature. Hey I'm hoping to read fun stories. I'm also always open for a message.

The lemon (OC’s name is Lemon Pie)

I really should find an avatar. I'm tired of being Cancer Pony...

Sine Deo non lux est.

Just chillin' here on Fimfiction. How's it going?

Hi

"Nobody is perfect. We all had our victories and defeats… You learn from defeats, and with them, victories are obtained."

Good vibes? Good vibes.

Just a storyteller who brings a tear to your eye and a chill down your spine.

When you're feeling low, I will be there too

Currently trying to nation-build the 'lings

Howdy? I'm Sniper, a Brazilian Storyteller, Owner of Fallout Equestria Brasil Project, initial musician, artist, YouTuber and a future military!!!

So, what to say here?

"Listen. Do you smell something." - "Let's split up. Yeah we can do more damage that way."

I am a fanfic critic i will give your work a number from 1 to 200. But i will only mark your work if you have more then 10 fanfic storys

Writing is a lot like life. It depresses the hell out of me, but I still go on with it for some weird reason.

To what great heights do I dream of. I surely must not look down.

"There can only be a Super Saiyan once every thousand years... So why are there like twenty of you?!" - A villainous Dragon Ball Z complaint