I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.