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Irrespective


If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.

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No matter how epic the tale, or how stupendous the story, there will always be bits and bobbles that don't quite make into the yarn, for one reason or another.

This is (yet another) collection of such. Published in no particular order and presented with no peer review or editing, these little snippets are what got left by the wayside during the writing process for the No Nose Knows series of stories.

Potential spoilers ahead, if you haven't read the series! Proceed at your own risk!

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Somepony has dared to curse the Great and Powerful Trixie with a horrible Hex of Invisibility! This is an outrageous travesty, and Trixie will make sure that the responsible pony will pay dearly!
...just as soon as she can find somepony who doesn't run away from her disembodied voice, that is.

Cover Art: TGAP Trixie by Wilshirewolf. Used with permission.

Editors:
Georg
Spartanpony007
Zen and Ponies

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Pinkie Pie, party planner extraordinaire. Any pony who spends more than five minutes in Ponyville will be introduced to Pinkie with an explosion of confetti and a party. 

So how is it possible for a pony to live in her town and have no idea who she is?


As Seen on Equestria Daily!

Editors:
Sipioc
Georg
Zen and Ponies

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This story is a sequel to Principal Noses and Ancient Roses


Baked Bean, fresh off his victory over the sirens at Canterlot High, is now eagerly preparing for the arrival of his first child with his beloved Princess Celestia while still attempting to perform his royal duties.

But old foes still lurk in the shadows, and Celestia's pregnancy may offer a few unique challenges as well. It will take everything Baked Bean can give to endure the coming storm...

Or maybe he just needs to provide Celestia with a deep-fried pickle covered in chocolate sauce and smothered in sauerkraut.


Editors:
Sipioc
Georg
Zen and Ponies
Spartanpony007

Cover Art:
Bean In the Oven by Sipioc

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It is a well-known fact that the ponies of Equestria, in general, do not wear clothes. From Princess Celestia all the way down to Applejack, it would seem that the only time ponies bother with such a frivolous thing is for special occasions.

But the truth is far more complicated than that. As it turns out, all of those ponies are dressed.

You just can't see it.


As seen on Equestria Daily!

Editors: Sipioc, Georg, Zen and Ponies

Cover art by the Right Most Awesome Sipioc

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Baked Bean, an aspiring writer of questionable skill, has come across the perfect source of inspiration: the Castle of the Two Sisters. All it will take is a quick trip through the Everfree Forest, and a new world of potential writing prompts will be his for the taking.

Once there, however, he finds there's more to the Castle—and the old legends surrounding it—than he ever imagined, and an ancient law will force him to mate with all of the Royal Princesses...

...whether he likes it or not.


This story is an alternate take on No Nose Knows, so expect plenty of polygamous shenanigans.

Sex tag is for references. Ye be warned.


Edited by Zen and Ponies, Sipioc, Georg, and Spartanpony007!

Cover art commissioned by an anonymous fan and drawn by Apricalico!
Much thanks to Sipioc for the original cover art!

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This story is a sequel to This Nose Knows


It is recommended you read No Nose Knows and This Nose Knows first, so you know what's going on.


Baked Bean - the slightly broken husband to Princess Celestia - finds he must answer the call to assist Sunset Shimmer and the Rainbooms when an ancient foe resurfaces at Canterlot High.

Once there, however, he finds another Bean who needs help courting a Principal who is very similar to his own Princess ...


Edited by Spartanpony007, Sipioc, Georg, and Zen and Ponies.

Cover art provided by Sipioc.

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Young Stone Spring discovers that asking for the Princess to be his witness leads to some unexpected and peculiar results.


*Editing services provided by Spartanpony007, Sipioc, Georg, and Zen and Ponies.*

*Cover art provided by Sipioc.*

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Spike is eager to go enjoy a day that seems to be tailor-made for merriment and friends, but Twilight is having none of that. Instead, she decrees that such a day is meant for geology, and Spike is the unwilling assistant. Will he be able to have any fun, or is his day on the rocks?

*This story was co-written and edited by Georg, and much thanks and gratitude is offered from the publishing author for these services.*

~Picture Credit: mlpinfo.cz~

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This story is a sequel to No Nose Knows


It is recommended you read No Nose Knows first but it's not absolutely required.


Baked Bean was just a regular citizen of Equestria until one fateful day when he accidentally booped Princess Celestia's nose with his own and then found he was forced to marry her to fulfil the terms of an ancient law. Miraculously, Love has blossomed between the princess and the pauper, and the new Prince of Equestria is now looking forward to taking his place at the side of the Princess of the Sun.

But Baked Bean is still very much a novice in the realms of government and nobility, and he's in for quite the crash course between old foes, snobby ministers, and his own shortcomings...

But at least Luna tolerates him now.

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As seen on Equestria Daily!

Proofread and Preread once again by Georg, Moon Fire, Zen and Ponies, and Sipioc!

And with much thanks to You-Know-Who for the cover art!

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