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This story is a sequel to This Nose Knows

It is recommended you read No Nose Knows and This Nose Knows first, so you know what's going on.

Baked Bean - the slightly broken husband to Princess Celestia - finds he must answer the call to assist Sunset Shimmer and the Rainbooms when an ancient foe resurfaces at Canterlot High.

Once there, however, he finds another Bean who needs help courting a Principal who is very similar to his own Princess ...

*Edited by Spartanpony007, Sipioc, Georg, and Zen and Ponies.*

*Cover art provided by Sipioc.*

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Young Stone Spring discovers that asking for the Princess to be his witness leads to some unexpected and peculiar results.

*Editing services provided by Spartanpony007, Sipioc, Georg, and Zen and Ponies.*

*Cover art provided by Sipioc.*

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Spike is eager to go enjoy a day that seems to be tailor-made for merriment and friends, but Twilight is having none of that. Instead, she decrees that such a day is meant for geology, and Spike is the unwilling assistant. Will he be able to have any fun, or is his day on the rocks?

*This story was co-written and edited by Georg, and much thanks and gratitude is offered from the publishing author for these services.*

~Picture Credit: mlpinfo.cz~

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This story is a sequel to No Nose Knows

It is recommended you read No Nose Knows first but it's not absolutely required.

Baked Bean was just a regular citizen of Equestria until one fateful day when he accidentally booped Princess Celestia's nose with his own and then found he was forced to marry her to fulfil the terms of an ancient law. Miraculously, Love has blossomed between the princess and the pauper, and the new Prince of Equestria is now looking forward to taking his place at the side of the Princess of the Sun.

But Baked Bean is still very much a novice in the realms of government and nobility, and he's in for quite the crash course between old foes, snobby ministers, and his own shortcomings...

But at least Luna tolerates him now.

Proofread and Preread once again by Georg, Moon Fire, DQuirks, and Sipioc!

And with much thanks to You-Know-Who for the cover art!

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Baked Bean is but one of the thousands of tourists in Canterlot, and he's looking for some inspiration to help launch his writing career. To this end, he pays a visit to the Royal Gardens, but while there he quickly and quite accidently invokes a long-forgotten law that will completely upend his life and thrust him into the spotlight...

As Celestia's husband.

And all this because of noses.

*Cover art graciously provided by the Right Most Awesome Backlash91!
Original cover art provided the Right Most Awesome Sipioc!*

*Proofreading and prereading services provided by Georg, Sipioc, and Moon Fire!*

*Fan Art for this story can be found right here!*

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On the one year anniversary of Luna's banishment, Celestia has an honest and open talk with her sister about what went wrong, how it happened, and what she's going to do to fix it.

And hopefully Luna can hear, because Celestia's question will reveal just how much she loves her sister.

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One would think that the Royal Guard Corps would have quite a few reforms to enact after having a princess impersonated, a Captain enslaved, a wedding crashed and a Capitol invaded.

One would be wrong, however.

Now, in the midst of this miasma of ineptness, a squad has been tasked with the nigh impossible: successfully pull off the Black Sheep. A determined Sergeant has a plan, but are his subordinates willing to pay the price he asks and for as long as he is asking for?

YE BE WARNED! This is my very first fanfic, and it shows. If you read the comments, you'll notice most say the chapters need to be cleaned up and expanded on. I personally think there's some good ideas and themes in here, but it'll be a slog for you to get to them in all honesty. Just know that going in, and perhaps I'll rewrite this one day...

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