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âAh still canât get over the fact that youâre the one offering stallions through the mail,â Applejack said as she poured a cup of coffee and offered it to Ms. Harshwhinny. âAh thought you were in charge of the Equestria Games.â
âI still am,â Harshwhinny said, and her nose wrinkled at the smell of the cheap, burnt and boiled coffee in the mug sheâd been given. âMy husband usually handles the day-to-day affairs of Friendly Finding Services. But we started the company together, and I offer what help I can to him.â
âI didnât realize you were married,â Rarity said.
âThatâs because I wasnât during the Crystal Empire Games,â Harshwhinny replied, and she smiled as her husband sat next to her and put his hoof on hers. âBut one night during the preparations, I was flipping through the personal ad section in the Crystal Empire Times, and I happened to see the most pitiful notice that Iâd ever seen.â
âIt wasnât that bad,â the sparkling orange pony cut in, and he puffed out his chest while swiping a hoof through his arctic blue mane with a pronounced flourish. âIn fact, it was thoughtful, succinct, and heartwarming, as I recall.âÂ
Harshwhinny rolled her eyes. ââWanted: a mare to share the rest of my life with. Iâm a complete loser who has never had any luck with the ladies,ââ she recited flawlessly. ââIâm looking for somepony who wants to see the world, who never backs down, and who can get my mess of a life straightened out for me.ââ
âOkay, so maybe it was that bad,â Väs admitted.Â
âIt got worse from there, but you get the idea,â Harshwinny went on. âSomehow, that pathetic plea for help touched my heart, and I decided to contact Crystal Väs and to find out why he had put that ad in the paper. We met two days later, got to talking, and⌠well, one thing led to another.â She gave Väs a peck on the cheek and smiled when he blushed.
âBut that doesnât explain why you started mailing grooms,â Applejack said.
âHow would you even put a stamp on them?â Pinkie asked thoughtfully.Â
âIâm getting to that,â said Harshwhinny. âIn my travels and conversations as the head of the Equestria Games, Iâve noticed that there is a certain percentage of mares and stallions that are unable to find companionship on their own. The reasons vary, but the longing is always the same. Their perfect match is out there, but without some help finding their counterpartâŚâ
âYou end up with Twilight,â chirped Pinkie. âWe understand.â
Rarity gently patted Applejackâs shoulder. âThere are more difficult mares to match up, after all.â
âThatâs where the idea for Friendly Finding Services first came from,â Harshwhinny went on. âVäs was the one to come up with the concept: why not gather together a pool of eligible bachelors, and then advertise that pool in order to make it all the easier for a mare to find a mate? Itâs a win-win for both parties, and both Väs and I feel like weâre really making a difference in poniesâ lives.â
âThe biggest thing we offer is an individual touch,â Väs added. âSure, a pony can put a want ad in the paper, but you have no idea who will respond.â Väs pulled the window shade down from where several stallions were trying to peer in the window. âWe provide a more selective service. A dating service also typically doesnât have access to zebras, kirins, hippogriffs, and the other minority groups in Equestria.â
âYour advertisement was rather obvious in that regard,â Rarity remarked.
âThatâs also the last time weâll be using the Flim Flam Marketing and Advertising Agency,â Väs said with a sheepish grin. âThey did go just a bit over the top.â
Harshwhinny glanced to Applejack, and a knowing smile crossed her features. âVäs, why donât you sort out the candidates for Miss Applejack and try to bring some order to their presentation?â
âSure thing, love,â he said with a quick kiss and a wink. âBut I think Iâm gonna need some help. Would you all mind giving me a hoof?â
âOf course!â Rarity said with a devious grin. âWeâd be delighted to help sort Applejackâs potential prospects, wouldnât we girls?â
âI call dibs on the bullhorn!â Rainbow announced as she streaked towards the front door.Â
âWe have a bullhorn?â Fluttershy asked as the others followed Rainbow outside. Harshwhinny put a hoof on Applejackâs shoulder when she started to stand, though, and motioned for her to stay in her seat.
âMight I have a private word with you, Miss Applejack?â she asked.
âLook, Ahâm right sorry about all of this,â Applejack started first. âAhâm just wastinâ your time.â
âLet me guess. You wrote that letter because your friends were teasing you about getting married, am I right?â
âOn the nose,â Applejack grumbled.Â
âYouâre not the first one to write to FF Services because of teasing,â Harshwhinny said with a small grin. âNor will you be the last. However, I get the feeling that thereâs something deeper here, something that isnât readily obvious to your friends or to your family.â
âYeah?â Applejack asked with a curious glance, and Harshwhinny nodded.
âIndeed. I see a lot of myself in you, Miss Applejack. For the longest time, I was able to convince myself and others that I didnât want or need a husband. Love was an inconvenience, a time-consuming proposition that would end up being a waste. There was too much to be done, not enough time to do it, and adding a relationship on top of the pile would be an unneeded burden. But then, when I found Väs, I finally realized how deeply and completely alone I had felt before. His comfort and his touch filled my life with warmth and light, and my life feels complete and whole with him. We each lacked what the other had in glorious abundance, and now that we are together, we are far stronger than ever before.Â
âIâm not going to tell you that youâll find the same happiness that I did. In fact, it is entirely likely that having a mate would only complicate and inconvenience you, and the last thing you need is a loveless marriage. What I am going to tell you is that itâs worth giving this a chance. It is possible that there is a special somepony outside your door in that sea of stallions, if youâre willing to look. Väs and I are willing to offer our services and our expertise, but we wonât force you into anything.â
Applejack drew in a long, deep sigh. She was exhausted, she was irked that her friends had gone behind her back, and she just wanted everything to go back to normal.
But normal wasnât a place she could get back to, she realized after a moment of thought. Not the normal she had once known, at least. With Granny Smith gone, the normal that she had grown comfortable with was now just a memory, and no amount of wishing or hard work or anything else would change that reality.Â
She hadnât wanted to move on when Bright Mac and Buttercup had left, either, but life had moved on anyway and sheâd been dragged into an uncertain future with it. Of course, in hindsight, the loss had brought her, Apple Bloom, and Big Mac closer together, and as crazy as it sounded, she had found meaning and purpose in the pain.
And she did still need help with the choresâŚ
âIf Ah agree to this, you ainât gonna pressure me into anything, right?â Applejack finally said.
âNo pressure at all,â Harshwhinny replied. âVäs and I never do that. We always allow our clients to move at their own pace. If you decide there isnât a mate for you in that unruly mob outside, then we will respect that decision, wish you the best, and depart.â
âAll right. Ahâll give it a shot,â Applejack slowly said with a huff. âSo, what do we do?â
Harshwhinny grinned. âHave you ever heard of speed dating?âÂ
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âAll right, everypony, listen up!â Harshwhinny shouted through a bullhorn, and the sea of stallions in Applejackâs front yard turned their attention to her. âHereâs how this is going to work. Each of you will get five minutes to introduce yourself to Applejack, and to answer her questions. At the end of the five minutes, I will ring a bell, and your time will be over. There will be no additional time given; five minutes is all you get! If you are selected to move on, you will wait over by the barn. If you are not selected, we thank you for your time and ask you to return to your home. All decisions by Applejack will be final, absolute, and strictly enforced. Is everypony clear on this?â
âLetâs get this over with,â Applejack grumbled as she plunked down behind the table that had been set up in front of her house, a large coffee cup on her right and a pad of paper in front of her and ready to go. âHow many stallions we got to work through, anyway?â
âI estimate weâve got a herd of about five hundred ponies or so, roughly,â Rainbow Dash said as she sat on Applejackâs left. âSo weâre bound to find a nice stud for you.â
âI agree; it is rather unlikely that you wonât find a gentlestallion who catches your fancy from this assembly,â Rarity added while sitting down on Applejackâs right.Â
âI canât wait to throw an engagement party!â Pinkie pronounced with glee. âOo! Maybe itâll be that nice green one over there. Or that mauve one! Maybe the grey one! I CANâT HANDLE THE SUSPENSE!â
âI just want Applejack to find her special somepony,â Fluttershy said with a soft smile as she sat with the others. âIf he exists, that is.â
âAh just want to get back to work,â Applejack said with a snort. âBut Ah ainât gonna get nothing done with all them millinâ around. Whoâs first?â
There was a brief pause, and Starlight Glimmer glanced to a stallion near the front of the slightly organized mob. She cleared her throat, and when that didnât work, Crystal Väs poked the stallion with a hoof, then motioned for him to step forward after his yelp of alarm. The light green stallion was a bit on the small side, with teal eyes that were looking at anything other than Applejack, but he quickly trotted up and shook his head, as if sorting his thoughts. He cleared his throat once he sat in the chair that was a few paces away from the potential bride and her friends, and he offered a thin smile.
âName?â Harshwhinny demanded.
âIâm Trail Blazer, maâam,â he replied. âAnd itâs nice to meet you, Applejack.â
âLikewise,â Applejack replied. Sure, she was still upset about the situation, but that wasnât an excuse for poor manners, and she had been raised better than that. âSo, why do you think youâd be a good husband for me?â
âWell, Miss Applejack, I think Iâm a lot like yourself, in a way,â Trail Blazer began. âI grew up on the outskirts of Baltimare, and Iâve always been a hard worker. I like pina coladas, and getting lost in the rain, but Iâm not much into health food. I do like champagne, I canât stand red tape, and Iâd love to take you to a small little bar back home for our first official date.â
âUh huh,â Applejack replied, her eyes on the pad of paper in front of her while she wrote Con: doesnât want to stay on the farm. With a small sigh, Applejack glanced over the two pros sheâd writtenâhard worker and not into health foodâand then over to Harshwhinny.
 Applejackâs eyes widened in amazement. Harshwhinny was furiously scrawling a novel on her pad of paper, a small trail of smoke trailing from the tip of her pencil from the sheer speed of her words. With a casual flick of the hoof, Harshwhinny moved on to the next page, and continued to scrawl until she was halfway down the legal sized pad.
âWell?â she said with a pointed glare to Applejack. âDo you have any follow-up questions for Trail Blazer?â
âI got a couple,â Rainbow Dash proclaimed, and in one swift move, she shot out of her seat, over to the interviewee, and poked him in the chest with a hoof. âJust what kind of âhard workâ did you do, huh?! I bet youâve never even lifted an apple basket before!â
âWell, no,â Trail Blazer admitted. âBut my family does own a small avocado orchard, and I helped out with that quite a bit.â
âReally?â said Applejack.
âOh, yes. I used to work all day, lifting baskets of avocados, taking them back to our sorting warehouse, and getting them packed up.â
âSoâŚâ Applejack frowned in concentration, taking the difference between the skinny stallion and his words. âHow many avocados did you used to lift at one time?â
âClose to a hundred,â declared Trail Blazer proudly, holding out a hoof. âHere, I brought you one, so you can tell how delightful they are.â
Applejack looked down, then looked again at the extended hoof. âAhâve seen watermelon seeds bigger than⌠oh. Your family owns a small avocado orchard. Hilarious.â
âJust what kind of comedian do you think you are?!â Rainbow demanded with another sharp poke. âThis is serious!âÂ
âI am being serious,â Trail Blazer said with a wince. âOur novelty avocados are usedââÂ
âApplejack doesnât have time for your jokes! Get your mangy hide out of here!â
âRainbow, quit pestering the poor fellow!â Starlight Glimmer cut in, her magic pushing the overbearing pegasus back to the table. âSorry about her. Somepony switched out her decaf for regular this morning.â
âHey!â Rainbow protested.Â
âApplejack?â Harshwhinny repeated. âWhat is your decision?â
Applejack hesitated and tried to come up with a question to ask, but nothing was forthcoming. The stallion seemed nice enough and genuineâeven with the ridiculous avocadosâbut there wasnât really anything about him that stood out or caught her interest. Still, he did have some farming experience, and maybe heâd bulk up some once she put him to work. âAll right, Ahâll give you a chance. Go wait over by the barn for round two.â
Trail Blazer was ecstatic, and he let out a little cheer of delight while following the direction heâd be given. Before Harshwhinny or Applejack could ask for the next pony, however, a lanky slate-grey pony strode up, took the farmerâs hoof in his own, and planted a kiss on her fetlock.Â
âGood morning, Applejack,â the stallion said, his words smoother than butter and just as fattening. âWhat an inestimable and indescribable honor it is to finally make your acquaintance. I am Nickel Farthings the Third, Equire, and may I begin by noting that you have a marvelous agricultural enterprise established here. Why, not two days will go by but I hear of your marvelous produce and exceptional business skills.â
âI bet youâre interested in her produce,â Rainbow muttered under her breath.
âBe nice,â Fluttershy replied.
âIndeed,â Nickel went on like he hadnât heard Rainbowâs snide remark, âI admit to already feeling a fond regard for you already, despite having just met. Your critical eye for detail is sure to be a natural fit with my business acumen, and together, we are sure to elevate Sweet Apple Acresâand yes, I daresay even Ponyvilleâto a level of prosperity that could not be realized by a single operator.âÂ
âBut what about Big Mac, Sugar Belle, and Apple Bloom?â Rarity asked.
Nickel Farthings the Third gave Rarity a blank stare for a moment. âForgive me, but I am unfamiliar with those ponies. Is your farm a multiple partner operation, then?â
âDo you really think a farm of this size can be run by one pony?â Rarity pressed with an exasperated sigh. âHonestly. Iâm not so sure your business savvy is quite up to par, so to speak. Just what exactly is your profession, Mister Farthings?â
The question caught him off guard, and he spluttered for a moment before blowing a raspberry. âWell, that⌠I mean, itâs not really important to the matter at hoof. What we should be concerning ourselves with is the upcoming courtship between Miss Applejack and myself, wouldnât you agree?â
âIndeed, that would be paramount,â Rarity said. âSo, what say you, Applejack?â
âTalks too much, and too fancy,â Applejack dryly said before taking a long swig of her coffee. âNext.â
âBut, Miss ApplejackâŚâ
âThe decision has been made,â Harshwhinny cut in with a hard glare that could melt stone. âYou have been given your opportunity. Thank you for your time.â
Nickel Farthings the Third tried to protest further, but the effort died in his throat when Harshwhinny tilted her head slightly and turned up the power of her glower. With a resigned sigh, he turned tail, and Crystal Väs nudged Starlight with a chuckle as Nickel walked away.
âTrust me, you do not want to be on the receiving end of that stare,â he quipped. âThe first time my Whinny used it on me, I was sure I was a dead pony walking. Iâve never forgotten to get the garbage out to the curb since then.â
âTwo down,â Applejack muttered to herself. âNext!â
âWell! I hardly expected a member of the Royal Guard Corps to be here today,â Rarity said in surprise. âThis is most peculiar.â
âRarity, everything about today is gonna to be peculiar,â Applejack said, but the fashionable unicorn did have a point. Applejack studied the guard as he approached, then saluted without sitting down, and she determined the whole thing would be a little less peculiar if he wasnât still in his armor and looking like heâd just stepped away from his post. âAlrighty. Who are you?â
âMajor Reinforcements, Miss Applejack maâam,â the burly unicorn replied. âPleasure to meet you.â
âWhy are you still in your armor?âÂ
âWell, I couldnât get my request for personal leave approved, maâam. So Iâm doing this while Iâm on duty.â
âYou went AWOL?â Rainbow Dash gasped.
âNo maâam!â Reinforcements replied. âIâd never do that.â
âBut..â Applejack hesitated. âIf youâre on duty, then that means⌠oh no.â
A proud fanfare rang out in the distance, and Reinforcements went to attention. âAnnouncing the arrival of Her Most Serene Highness, Princess Twilight Sparkle the First, by the Grace of Celestia and LunaâMay They Live ForeverâRuler of Equestria and Her Dominions beyond the Seas, Protector of the Realm, Element of Magic, Defeater of Tirek, Vanquisher of the Terrible Trio, Guardian of the Tree of Harmony, Redeemer of the Pillars of Equestria, Noble Defender of the Crystal Empire!â
âHerald!â bellowed Twilight at a volume far above Librarian-level, "I said I'd let you announce me if you wanted to talk to Applejack, but I'm not paying you by the word! Some of those aren't even titles, anyway.â
âThey will be now that heâs used them,â Harshwhinny snarked, but her comment went unheeded as Twilightâs friends moved in for a friendly hug. A few words of greeting were shared between the mares, but before Twilight could ask the expected question, Applejack beat her to the punch.
âSo, I take it you saw the personal ad in the Canterlot Sun?â
âActually, I found out about this when half the guard tried to put in for personal and sick leave for the day,â Twilight said. âThey told me about the ad, but when I read it, it didnât sound like you. Honestly, I thought Rarity had written it and just put your name in instead of hers.â
âAhâll give you three guesses why that is, and the first two donât count,â Applejack said.
It only took Twilight half a second to figure out what happened. âBut why would Rarity put the ad in the paper? And is that Ms. Harshwhinny over there?â
âWhy donât we get you a chair, Twi,â Applejack said with a sigh. âThis is gonna take a minute to explain.â
âYou know, you really donât have to stay here, Twi,â Applejack said as the reunited friends sat down again. âAhâm sure youâve got plenty of work to do in Canterlot.â
âNot really,â Twilight replied. âEven if I did, thereâs no way Iâm going to let one of my best friends find a special somepony without my help. Iâll be here all day, and even tomorrow, if I need to,â she said with a glance over the crowd.Â
âShall we continue?â Harshwhinny asked, and Applejack nodded. âVery well. Next!â
A light gold pony stepped up with a confident stride, and he took a brief moment to tilt his stetson back before offering the pony panel a huge grin.
âNext!â called out Applejack.
âBut I just sat down,â said Braeburn. âWe ainât had a good long talk inââ
âNEXT!â shouted Applejack. âYer mah cousin, ya durned idjit! I ainât about to go pickinâ apples out of my own family tree.â
âWell, I suppose.â Braeburn got up and looked around at the long line of stallions waiting their turn. âYou donât mind if I check out some of yourââ
âNEXT! bellowed Applejack. âBraeburn, if your mangy carcass is within eyesight by the time I stand up, Ahâm going to kick you right back to Aaaappleloosa!â
Braeburn beat a hasty retreat, and the next stallion moved cautiously up to the chair, giving furtive looks to either side. âI... um... didnât realize you had that kind of temper. Iâm sorry, maâam, but... goodbye.â
âThatâs it,â growled Applejack, standing up and addressing the mass of males before. âAny of the rest of you want to drop out ahead of time, be my guest. Yes, ahâve got a temper, but ah ainât never kicked nopony who didnât kick me first. Ah also hog the covers, get terrible gas from artichokes, and think the Baltimare Ravines are a disgrace to the noble art of hoofball anâ they should be run off the field afore they embarrass themselves like they did last week.â
One hoof went up in the crowd. âHow about the Detrot Lions?â
âWell...â Applejack sat back down while the prospective pool of pony partners began to shrink. âAh canât really say, on account of Rarity being one of my best friends. But ahâm willing to be tolerant of them. Now, letâs get this line moving again.â
âNext,â Applejack droned, but she gasped when she looked up from the notes sheâd taken on the last candidate. âCaramel? Just what do you think youâre doing?â
âWell, I saw you ad in the Picayune this morning, and I was⌠well, what I mean⌠that is, I was hoping that, if youâre not too busy, you and I could finally go on that date you promised me for helping out with the Winter Wrap Up.â
âSeriously? That was years ago, and you lost the grass seeds!â
âI know. Thatâs why I havenât said anything about it. But you did promise,â Caramel softly said. He then stood, and from within his saddlebags, he produced a small bouquet of white and red roses. âI, uh⌠I even got you some flowers. But if you donât want them, then Iâll just leave, andâŚâ
âWait,â Applejack called out, and she bit her bottom lip. She had promised to take Caramel out on a date, but then had promptly forgotten all about it. The flowers were a nice touch, she had to admit, and her stomach rumbled a bit as she thought about turning them into a light midmorning snack. âFine. Go wait over by the barn. Youâre in.â
Caramel smiled, passed the flowers to Applejack, and then trotted over to the barn with a prance in his step.Â
âYouâre not seriously considering him, are you?â Rainbow Dash asked. âI mean, câmon. Itâs Caramel. The guy gets lost in his own house.â
âA promise is a promise,â Applejack said. âAh wish he wouldâve reminded me about it before now, though. Sides, heâs always been pretty nice, and heâs never done me any wrong. Donât hurt nothinâ to give him a chance.â
âItâs your marriage.â Rainbow rolled her eyes. âDonât blame me if it sucks later.â
âTo be fair, Applejack wouldnât have to worry about it now if you had kept your nose out of her personal affairs, now would she?â Harshwhinny said with a sly grin.Â
âYeah, yeah. Whatever.â
Applejack nipped off a red bud from the bouquet with a smirk. âYou ainât gettinâ none of my flowers, neither. Whoâs next?â
âNext!â
âRainbows!â Zephyr Breeze shot out of the crowd before anypony could react, and he flung himself across the table in front of Rainbow Dash before propping his head on one hoof. âHowâs it going, Dash? Did you miss me and all of my awesomeness?â
âOh, great,â Rainbow Dash moaned while her friends snickered at the display.Â
âCâmon, Rainbows. Donât be like that. Itâs your Zeppy weâre talking about here! How about a little kissy-kiss for your new hubby?â
âWhat?!â Rainbow Dash recoiled, and her chair nearly went over backwards. âIâm not the one looking for a husband! Applejack is!â
âYou know, itâs cute how you keep up this little charade for your friends.â Zephyr Breeze flashed what was probably supposed to be his most charming grin, but looked more like he was going to pass a kidney stone. âBut you donât have to hide how you really feel about us, you know. Iâm sure theyâve all guessed by now that you and I haveââ he paused and threw his head back ââphysics together.â
âNot since that incident in ninth grade, we havenât,â Rainbow shot back.
âUm, I think he means chemistry,â Fluttershy noted.
âJust like baking soda and vinegar!â Pinkie added gleefully.
âDid you even bother to read the ad, or did you just follow where everypony else was going?â Rainbow asked.
âOh, I read it, but câmon. Letâs be real here,â Zephyr said with a bob of his eyebrows. âSure, you put Applejackâs name in there, but we all know that itâs really you whoâs been aching for a special somepony to call your own. That ad was a desperate call from you to me, and donât even try to deny it, romantic as it might be. Just admit your true feelings, Rainbows.â
âYâknow, itâs amazing how completely and totally wrong you can be at times, Zeph.â Rainbow Dash rubbed the sides of her head in an apparent effort to quell a migraine, but she was getting no sympathy from her snickering friends in the matter. Even Harshwhinny couldnât hold back a chortle or two, but she was able to control her amusement enough to interrupt the scene.
âAs much as I hate to break this up, we simply donât have time to let this continue. Mister Breeze, if you are here to court Rainbow Dash, then I must ask you to leave and to continue your romantic overtures at another time.â
âOh, Ah dunno,â Applejack said with a smug grin. âAh do appreciate a fella who can make me laugh, and Ah have been thinking about doinâ something different with my mane. What if Ah decide to give him a chance?â
âApplejack, if you let himâ Rainbow jabbed a hoof at the still-smirking Zephyr Breeze âmove on to the next round Iâll⌠IâllâŚâ she hesitated, then snorted. âIâll do something. I just donât know what.â
âWell, with that kind of a threat, Ah guess Ah ainât got a choice,â Applejack said. âSorry, Zephyr, but Miz Harshwhinny is right. Why don't you come back once this is all over, yâhear?â
âOh, Iâll be back.â Zephyr slunk off the table and blew a kiss to Rainbow Dash. âDonât you worry, Rainbows. Your Zeppy will always wait for you.â
Rainbow groaned. âUgh, Iâm gonna hurl, I swear.â
âNext,â Applejack called out as she frowned at the bottom of her empty coffee cup.
âGood Morning, Prince Blueblood,â Harshwhinny said, and Applejackâs eyes snapped up as Rarity let out a deep growl. âIs it safe to assume that things didnât work out between you and Lady Chrysanthemum?â
âOur relationship came to a conclusion two days ago,â Blueblood said with a haughty sniff, but then he offered a soft smile. âGood morning, Miss Applejââ
âNo. No, no, and no way under Celestiaâs sun, no. Get him out of here,â Applejack instantly retorted.
âReally, Miss Applejack, thereâs no need to be so callous and rude,â Blueblood said.Â
Applejack stood, put both forehooves on the table, and leaned forward so she was nearly nose-to-nose with the so-called ânoble.â âGet yer lazy, good-for-nothing carcass out of here afore Ah kick it all the way back to Canterlot! You wouldnât know a good dayâs work if it bit you on your fat flank! Out! Out, you durned varmint!â
Blueblood beat a hasty retreat, and Rarity let out a satisfied grunt as he did so. âServes him right, I say.â
âI take it thereâs some bad blood between you and him?â Harswhinny asked, and Applejack nodded.
âNot yet, but ifân he comes back, Ah expect there to be a gallon or more spread out across the grass. We met once, and if we ever meet again, itâll be too soon. Next!â
âIs it just me, or is the line of applicants getting longer?â Starlight Glimmer asked with a glance over the still sizable crowd.
âItâs not just you,â Väs replied. âWe lost a bunch there at the beginning, but weâve gained back the same amount as the dayâs gone on.â
âGreat.â Starlight snorted. âI should probably go check in at the school and make sure it hasnât burned down or something. Iâm sure Sunburst is taking care of everything, but heâs probably wondering why Iâm not there.â
âIâve got things under control here,â Väs said with a smile and a nod. âAnd even if I donât, Iâm sure Applejack, Princess Twilight, or Whinny will step in if need be. Go do what you need to, and donât worry if you canât make it back. Not your circus, not your monkeys.â
âGot it,â Starlight said with a chuckle. âI will try to get back here, though.â
âWeâll see you in a bit, then.â
Starlight nodded, then began her walk back into town. She was more than willing to help Applejack with this stallion issue, of course, but it would have been nice if she had known that this was going to happen. She was going to have to shuffle some evaluations around now, and possibly postpone the visit from King Thorax if this went on for more than a day or two, which seemed like a real possibility. The line of stallions waiting for their chance to woo the Element of Honesty still stretched past the farm and towards Ponyville proper, but at least they were in line now, and not milling around Ponyville and getting in the way.
Once she got into Ponyville, however, Starlight realized that things hadnât gotten any less crowded. In fact, the humble hamlet looked like it had doubled in population, and it was hard to move through the crowds without bumping into somepony.
âExcuse me,â she said as she pushed past one stallion who was looking over Roseluckâs flower cart and sniffing the wares.Â
âOh! My apologies!â The kind fellow quickly twisted to get out of her way, but once she was past him, he moved back to look over the selection. âSay, do you happen to know which flowers Roseluck likes the most?â
âRoseluck? Arenât you here for Applejack?â Starlight asked.
âWell, thatâs why I came here originally,â the tan pony replied. âBut then I saw the line, and I figured there was no point in trying. But when I came back into town to catch a train home, I saw the most perfect mare walking through town, and I followed her here. I really think I have a chance with her, but I need to do something to catch her attention first.â
âOh,â Starlight said with a grin. âWell, to be honest, Iâm not sure what her favorite flowers are. You could try asking her friends, Lily and Daisy. They should be running the shop with her.â
âOr, you could just ask me.â Roseluck cut into the conversation, and she giggled when the visitor blushed in embarrassment.Â
âI guess I could, huh. I must look pretty stupid.â
âNah, itâs kinda cute,â she said. âNopony has ever really asked me what I like, to be honest. But if youâre trying to impress me, I actually like tulips the best. Roses are okay, but everypony wants them, so Iâm around them all day long. Theyâve kinda lost their charm at this point.â
âIâll let you two talk this over,â Starlight said with a smile. âI gotta get to the school. Good luck with everything!â
The two of them thanked her as she trotted away, but Starlight only moved a few steps before stopping and turning to look over the slightly chaotic scene that was Ponyville at that moment. It was interesting to see the motley mess of males milling around, and she chuckled again as she watched a few attempts at flirtation among the local female population. By the fountain stood Lyra, who was giggling with a hoof to her mouth while a dark blue stallion put a hoof to his chest and proclaimed something unintelligible but probably terribly romantic, but the poor fool had no idea he was about to be pummeled by a very irate looking Bon Bon, who was marching herself over to the both of them with a furious scowl on her face. Amethyst Star was chatting with a greenish-grey stallion by the entrance to Quills and Sofas, Silverspeed was flying overhead with a brawny white pegasus who didnât look familiar, and even Ditzy seemed to have picked up a noble-looking admirer as she walked towards the market.
Looks like this little stunt is going to turn out well for a lot of other ponies, even if it doesn't for Applejack.
âStarlight! There you are,â Sunburst called out, and he motioned to the crowd as he walked up to her position. âSo, did you find out whatâs going on? Why are all these stallions here?â
âOh, itâs nothing too serious,â Starlight said with a grin. âTurns out that ad in the paper this morning was real, and all these ponies are here in reply.â
âThat ad saying that Applejack was looking for a husband?â Sunburst clarified, and Starlight nodded. âReally? Thatâs not just one of Rainbow Dashâs pranks?â
âNope. But it looks like thereâs a few studs who donât want to continue their pursuit for Applejack, so theyâre trying their luck in town instead.â
Sunburst glanced around again, a concerned look crossing his face. âHas⌠um, has anypony tried to talk to you?â
âWhy?â Starlight batted her eyes at Sunburst and flashed a soft smile. âAfraid I might get swept off my hooves with some chocolates and a few romantic lines from a sappy love song?âÂ
Sunburst let out a nervous cough. âWell, no. I mean, not really. I was just thinking that⌠well, maybe I wasâŚâ
âCâmon.â Starlight nudged Sunburst and laughed. âYou can buy me lunch, if you really want to, and fill me in on what I missed out on this morning at the school.â
âIâd like that,â Sunburst replied.
âNext. Next?â Applejack glanced round. âWhereâs the next one?â
âDown here.â With considerable effort, a small colt managed to get his front hooves on the table and peer over.Â
âTruffle?â Applejack gave Apple Bloomâs classmate a short frown. âWhatâre you doinâ here?â
âMama said youâre the best cook in all of Ponyville,â said Truffle Shuffle with a quick licking of his lips. âIf Iâm your husband, can I have seconds every night at dinner?â
The collective âawww!â from the pony panel covered the collective feeling quite nicely.Â
âIsnât that just the most adorable thing youâve ever heard?â Rarity proclaimed.
âSorry, Truffle,â Applejack said. âYouâre a mite bit young for me, and Ah sure donât want to explain to your ma where those seconds are coming from. But Ah tell you what: next time you come over to play with Apple Bloom, Ahâll sneak you an extra slice of pie. Just donât tell anypony, got it?â
That offer seemed to greatly satisfy Truffle, if his huge grin was any indication. âSweet! Thanks, Miss Applejack!â he dropped to the ground and scampered off. âExtra pie! I get extra pie!â
âI think you just made his day,â Harshwhinny noted with a grin.Â
âAh reckon so,â Applejack said with a nod, and she glanced down to her paper to make a note about her promise.Â
âWhoâs next?â Harshwhinny called out.
âMister Cake!â spluttered Applejack. âWhat are you doing here?! You donât thinkââ
âIâm just seeing if you or your friends need lunch,â said Carrot. âI mean, youâve been out here all day without a chance to take a break, and you all must be getting hungry. Itâs on Cup and me, no charge.â
âOh! Oh.â Applejack looked to her friends, then back to him. âWell, thatâs mighty kind of you, and Ah am feeling a little peckish.â
âWhy donât we take a short respite at this point?â Harshwhinny offered.
âSounds good to me,â Rainbow said as she took the air and stretched all four legs at once.
âVery well. Letâs try to be back in fifteen minutes, shall we?â
âUh, Applejack?â Big Macâs voice came from behind as Applejackâs friends stood.
ââBout time you got here,â Applejack said with a snort. âSugar Belle sick again?â
âEeyup, but sheâs feeling better now,â he said while he moved in front of the tables and looked over the crowd. âUm⌠what?â
âYeah,â Apple Bloom chirped, and she jumped up on the table to get a better look. âMe and the other Crusaders woke up this morninâ and found a whole mess of ponies walkinâ through town, and then Scootalooâs Aunt Holiday tells us theyâre all here to see you! What on earth is going on?â Â
âItâs a long story,â Applejack said with a withering glare for Rainbow Dash. âSimply put, somepony decided to give my love life a kick in the flanks without telling me.â
âHey, it wasnât just me,â Rainbow Dash said defensively.
âAnywho, weâre trying to see if thereâs a special somepony in this mess,â Applejack went on. âBut while Ahâm busy with this, Ah need you two to go sort the first part of the harvest for me. Ah havenât had a chance to touch it.â
Apple Bloom looked both ecstatic and confused. âWait. Youâre trying to find a special somepony? Ah didnât think you were lookinâ!â
âAh wasnât. Like Ah said, somepony decided to look for me. Someponies,â she corrected. "A whole passel of 'em."
âWell, Ah wanna help!â Apple Bloom announced. âAh already got a sister-in-law, so why not a brother-in-law, too? What can Ah do?â
âSort apples,â Applejack firmly repeated.Â
âWhat?! Ah, câmon!â Apple Bloom protested.
âSorry, sugarcube, but thatâs what Ah need right now, so we don't get even further behind with the deliveries. Miz Harshwhinny and Mister Crystal Väs are taking care of the crowd, so thereâs nothing for you to do. Now run along. Ah should have this crowd thinned out some by the time you get done, and then maybe you can help me with the second round of interviews.â
âAw, all right.â Apple Bloom pouted, but she hopped down and began to trudge over to the barn. âBut itâs so unfair!â
âYou sure youâre gonna be okay?â Big Mac said. âAh donât like the thought of leaving you alone with all these studs.â
âAhâll be fine. I got my friends here and Miz Harshwhinny. Nothingâs going to happen. Besides, this can be your punishment for leaving so much of the work for me to do,â Applejack said with a sly grin. âIf Ah need either of you, Ahâll be sure to holler.â
âAll right,â Big Mac said. âBut you need to explain all of this later, too.â
âAh will, donât worry,â Applejack said, but then a thought came that made her smirk. âYâknow, Sugar Belle seems to be sick a lot in the morninâ, but improves as the day goes on. Dâya think itâs possible that thereâs a specific reason for that?â
Big Mac tilted his head. âWhatdya mean?â
Applejack rolled her eyes. She loved her older brother, but he could be a bit thick sometimes, especially when it came to love. âAh mean, has it occurred to you at all that Sugar Belle might be carrying a new apple for our family tree?â
âWhat? Naw,â Big Mac scoffed, then sat and tapped the tips of his hooves together. âShe canât be. She and Ah⌠well, we have been, of course, but⌠well, thereâs⌠no, but⌠well, Ah suppose she could, since we ainât been using⌠but she ainât⌠umâŚâ
âYou might want to consider getting her in to see a doctor,â Applejack smugly said. âAnd if she is, we'll need to get to work on that extra bedroom for your house right soon, too.â
âEeyup.â Big Macâs head dipped, and he glanced around sheepishly. âBut donât tell anypony, all right?â
âAh wonât say a word to nopony.â
âThanks. Ahâll get an appointment set up soon as Ah get done sorting.â
âSounds mighty fine to me. Good luck.â
âSo, Big Macintosh finally decided to show up, did he?â Rarity asked Applejack as Big Mac moved towards the barn. âAnd just what were you two talking about?â
âOh, just this and that,â Applejack replied while taking in a long breath, but then her gaze moved to a broad and well-toned black stallion near the front of the line, and she let out a long, low whistle. It was impossible to keep her eyes from drifting over his sleek and decadently chocolate brown coat, those taut muscles barely hidden beneath the surface, and his trim, sleek lines. Her heart began to race when his deep blue eyes slowly drifted over to meet hers, and she nickered despite herself when his thick and luxuriant black mane began to gently flow and cascade in the breeze. âHoo-wee! Take a look at that tall drink of water! Now thatâs a pony who could buck apples.â
âPerhaps,â Rarity said with an indifferent shrug. âBut most likely not.â
This opinion confused the farmer, and she gave her friend a questioning glance. âReally? He looks mighty fine to me. In fact, he looks just like the feller whoâs on the cover of most of those romance novels. Ah suppose Ah could go talk to him while we wait for the others to get back.â
âOh, Iâve already had a brief conversation with him.â Rarity sniffed and stuck her nose in the air. âIâm afraid I used up his entire vocabulary while doing so.â
âDumb as a post?â Applejack succinctly asked.
âI would not insult a post by comparing one to that cad,â Rarity replied.Â
âShame. Still, heâd look right nice out in the orchard, effortlessly buckinâ a whole tree with just one hoof, a thin glazinâ of delightful perspiration evenly spread across his withers and flanksâŚâ
Rarity merely glared back with a look that spoke volumes, plus several sequels, about how romance novel models did not match up to expectations.
âSo, what can I get for you two?â Mister Cake asked, licking the tip of a pencil and flipping to a blank page in his order book.
âI would positively love a light salad,â Rarity said. âPerhaps something with just a touch of balsamic vinaigrette, but none of that useless, froo-froo lettuce?â
âYour usual, then,â Mister Cake said while writing the order down. âAnd you?â
âJust surprise me,â Applejack said. âMy dayâs been going that way anyway.â
âGot it. Iâll bring those back just as soon as I can.â
âHey, are you taking lunch orders?â A stallion called out. âAny chance you could bring me a daffodil sandwich?â
âOo! Iâd like some spring rolls, if youâve got âem,â another pony called out.
âThis might take a bit,â Mister Cake said to Applejack as he wrote the orders down.Â
âNot a problem, Mister Cake. Ahâll be here all day.â
Mister Cake nodded, then moved into the crowd to catch the orders that were flying at him at a rapid pace. Rarity sighed as she watched him move away, a wistful, almost jealous look on her face.
âHonest, pragmatic, compassionate, with good business senseââ
âAnd married,â added Applejack. âAh have never been so envious of another mare in my life. Next!â
âBrambles?â Applejack let out a small whinny of alarm as the trespasser from earlier gingerly took a seat before her. âYouâre still here?â
âI am,â Brambles said with a wry grin. âIf I may, Iâd like to have another chance, Miss Applejack. I think we got off on the wrong foot this morning.â
âYou busted into my house,â she flatly stated.
âI did, but I did not know you were unaware of the advertisements that had been placed in the paper. If I had known that, I would have waited in line. I only broke in because I was trying to impress you and get ahead of the competition.â
A small twinge of confusion stung Applejackâs heart. âYou were?â
He nodded. âOf course. A stallion needs to do whatever he can to stand out, Iâve learned.â
Applejack snorted. âFine. Iâll give you another chance, but youâre on thin ice! Go wait by the barn.â
Brambles stood and nodded. âThank you. I appreciate your generosity.â
âHe broke into your house?â Twilight asked.
âEeyup,â Applejack said. âLike he said, he was just trying to impress me. Next!â
A light grey pony then stepped forward, with clear teal eyes that caught Applejackâs attention as soon as they met hers. His mane was a messy mop of black that would never be tamed by brush or comb, and he gave his prospective bride a confused look as he approached.
âName?â Harshwhinny asked.
âHuh? Oh! My name is Beetle,â he said softly, but then his head tilted slightly. âForgive me for asking, but why are you doing this?â
âHuh?â Applejack said. âWhatdya mean?â
âWell, I mean, why are you doing all of these interviews now?â he clarified. âI can tell youâre exhausted and youâre clearly not very happy about all of this. Why didnât you tell everypony to come back after youâd gotten some sleep?â
âWell, Ah gotta get rid of everypony. Canât get any work done otherwise. Not much time for breaks around here,â she noted. "So, what's your story? Why'd you wanna get hitched?"
âTo be honest, Iâm not really interested in courting you,â Beetle said. âBut I kinda have to, so here I am.â
Rarity made as if to respond, then tilted her head slightly and looked at the disheveled stallion as if she were considering just where to apply the clippers.
Harshwhinny, however, was obviously not pleased with her time being wasted. âMister Beetle, if youâre not seriousââ
âI am serious,â Beetle defended, but then he snorted. âAll right, look. I donât know the first thing about apple farms. Iâd be a horrible choice, but if you did pick me, Iâm willing to learn and to follow any orders you give me, no matter how difficult or unpleasant they might be. I wonât talk back, I wonât complain. But I also wonât lose any sleep if you reject me, either. Iâve got bigger problems.â
Applejack leaned back in her chair and chewed on the end of her pencil. Somehow, she could feel Beetleâs sincerity, and she appreciated his honest confession of his motives. He looked pretty lean, too, and with a bit of training, heâd probably be able to take care of most anything that needed to be done. There was a curious sort of tingle in her chest, and the feeling brought a small smile to her lips as it spread through her body.Â
âFair enough, Beetle. Youâre in.â
Beetle tilted his head in confusion. âWait, really? Why?â
Applejack nodded. âWhy not? Go wait over by the barn, and for extra credit, you can help Apple Bloom and Big Mac sort apples.â
Beetle cocked one eyebrow. âOooh-kay. I guess Iâll go help them out.â
âAnd the batter thickens!â Pinkie Pie proclaimed as Beetle walked away. âLooks like Applejack has a clear favorite!â
âAh do not. Ah just want to get those apples taken care of. Whoâs next?â Applejack asked, but then she leaned back in surprise. âAutumn Blaze? What are you doing here?â
The kirin before her chuckled. âIâm not Autumn Blaze,â the rich baritone of a male danced along the breeze and tenderly touched Applejackâs ears. âBut she sends her greetings, and she wanted me to ask if she could stop by next week to visit.â
âWait. Youâre a guy?â Rainbow Dash asked while glancing over at Fluttershy. âThat dude looks like a lady! No offense, dude.â
âNone taken.â The kirin laughed again. "We male kirins got used to being confused for females a long time ago."
âAll kirin look nearly alike,â Fluttershy explained with a soft smile. âThey donât have the eyelashes of mares, but other than coat and mane color, even we have difficulties picking out individuals. Iâm certain it can be rather embarrassing at times,â Fluttershy admitted.
âJust ask Väs about the first time hemet a kirin,â Harshwinny added with a chuckle.  Â
âMy name is Smoky Mountains,â the kirin added with a small bow. âAutumn Blaze is my twin sister. I hope this isnât too unsettling for you?â
Unsettling wasnât a strong enough word for what Applejack was feeling. âTwin?â
âTechnically, Iâm three minutes older,â Smoky said. âBut we are fraternal twins, yes.â
âBut⌠you look exactlyâŚâ Applejack shook the thoughts about identical fraternal twins from her head before they jammed the inner workings of her overstressed mind. âOkay. Twins. So, what brings you here?â
âA desire to find my soulmate,â Smoky said. âIâve never felt any particular attraction to my fellow kirin, Iâm sorry to say, but my heart was doing backflips in my chest when I first saw you in our village. Dependable, honest, hard-working, and not afraid to speak her mind? How could I resist such a marvelous mare? I wanted to talk to you, but sadly, you left before I could get my hooves on the silence antidote. I simply bemoaned my fate after that, but when I saw your ad, my whole world changed for the better. I know my appearance is unconventional by pony standards, but donât judge this book by the cover. Please give me the chance to show you how much I care.â
Harshwhinny rang her bell. âTimeâs up. Applejack?â
âWell, umâŚâ she stammered. This was stickier than a batch of molasses, and for the first time that day, Applejack was unsure of the decision she should make. On the one hoof, Smoky Mountains seemed charming and sincere, but on the other hoof, he could pass himself off as his sister. The dichotomy between his voice and his looks was drastic enough to hurt her head, and she mumbled something while she tried to sort out what to do with him.
âWell?â Harshwhinny pressed.Â
âOkay!â she proclaimed, and she snapped to a decision, for better or for worse. âYouâre in! Just⌠just go wait over there.â
âThank you,â Smoky said with a broad grin. âYou wonât regret this, I promise.â
âAh already am,â she muttered under her breath as he sauntered away, and she began to rub the side of her head. âMaybe Ah could get him to pluck his eyelashes or somethinâ.â
âWell, that was weird,â Rainbow Dash said.Â
âUgh,â Applejack grunted in agreement. âThis kinda thing is why Ah never tried dating before now.â
âYou know, the problem might be with how weâre playing the game,â Rainbow suggested.
âWhat do you mean?â
âWell, what if weâre not using the right set of rules, yâknow?â Rainbow smirked. âMaybe youâre swinging for the other team, and thatâs why youâre having such a hard time accepting that sheâs really a he.â
Applejack sat there for a moment, a thoughtful look on her face. Then, without a word, she simply leaned over and kissed Rainbow Dash square on the lips.Â
Rainbow let out a muffled squawk of indignation and surprise, but only for a brief second. After several long moments of apple-flavored smackeroo, however, Rainbow pulled back and gave her friend a confused look.Â
âYou know what? That was actually kinda⌠disappointing. Like, I didnât enjoy that. At all.â
Applejack nodded. âEeyup. Next!âÂ
âOkay, Ahâll give you a shot,â Applejack said with a yawn. âYou know where to go.â
âThank you, Missus Applejack! Youâve made me so happy!â
âAh bet so,â she mumbled before taking in a deeper yawn and rubbing her eyes. âWe just about done yet?â
âBelieve it or not, but that was the last applicant,â Väs said while walking up to the group. âWeâre all done.â
âJust in time, too,â Twilight said. âItâs time for me to lower the sun.â
âShoot, Ah thought weâd never see the end of all of them.â Applejack glanced over to the barn and took count of how many stallions had made the cut while Twilight pulled out her magical widget and took care of her duties. âSo, weâre left with, what? Thirty ponies or so?â
âThirty-two,â Ms. Harshwhinny replied. âYou were quite efficient today, I must admit.â
âYeah, but Ah donât ever wanna do that again. So, Ah guess Ah just need to figure out which one to keep now, Ah suppose.â
âIndeed, but there is no obligation on your part,â Harshwhinny said. âThose thirty-two ponies over there may have caught your interest, but that does not mean that any of them will win your heart. Väs and I will be certain to inform them of this fact before we go.â
âAw, you have to leave already?â Pinkie said with a pout. âBut you just got here, and I didnât get to throw you a welcome back party!â
âI wish we could stay, but I must get to Mustangia. They are one of the finalists for the upcoming Equestria Games, and I have to complete my inspection. However, if you would like, I might be able to return after I finish.â
âNaw, Ahâm sure Ah can get things sorted out from here,â Applejack said. âIf something does come up, Ahâll send you another letter.â
Harshwhinny nodded, and she grinned as Väs pecked her cheek. âWe should get going," he said. "The last train out leaves in about twenty minutes.â
âThanks again for all your help, Miz Harshwhinny.â Applejack doffed her hat and shook hooves. âAhâd be in an awful pickle if you hadnât come along.â
âNot a problem at all, Applejack. I wish you success in your search, and please let me know how things turn out. Iâm curious to see if anypony catches your eye.â
âAh sure will.â Â
âIâm not sure Iâll ever get used to Ms. Harshwhinny being married,â Rainbow Dash said, but she chuckled with her friends when Väs playfully bumped her, and she returned the favor. âBut, they are a cute couple, I guess.â
âIndeed,â Rarity added. âBut now we must focus on Applejack and her own cute couple status!â
âHavenât yâall interfered enough already?â Applejack moaned.
âWell, the odds are in your favor,â Twilight said while floating over several sheets of paper filled with her usual tight and tiny hen scratches. âIâve correlated the data, evaluated the trends, adjusted the calculations to eliminate bias, and extrapolated the information to your potential paramours.â
Applejack blinked. âSay what now?â
âUsing the information Iâve collected, I can tell you who youâre most compatible with,â Twilight said with a slight roll of her eyes. âAccording to my research, you go from a seventy-eight percent compatibility rating with Beetle down to a negative three percent compatibility with Caramel.â
âHow in Equestria did you figure out⌠never mind,â Applejack said. âIf Ah finish that question, youâll drag your fancy mathematics into this and make everything even more muddled.âÂ
âStatistics never lie,â Twilight said with a bit of a defensive edge in her voice, but then she smiled. âBut donât worry. Iâve made arrangements to stay in Ponyville tonight, and Iâll walk you through all of the data tomorrow, so you can make the best decision possible.â
âAh do greatly appreciate that, but are you sure you donât need to get back to Canterlot?â Applejack asked, and Twilight scoffed.
âIâm sure. The only thing I had for tomorrow was a bunch of boring meetings. Budgetary analysis, infrastructure reports, tax reform, blah blah blah.â
âUm, that actually sounds like itâs really important,â Fluttershy interjected.
âTrust me, itâs not. At least, it's not as important as finding one of my best friends a special somepony!â Twilight cheerfully pulled Applejack into a hug. âSo! When do you want me to come over tomorrow?â
âYes, when should we come over and bring you breakfast for a change?â Rarity added. âWe did put you in this predicament, after all, so itâs only fair that we should assist you to the end of it.â
âYou just wanna keep playing matchmaker,â Applejack noted with a huff, and she glanced at the barn. âLetâs say eight. Thatâll give me some time to take care of my chores and such. Guess Ah need to find a place to put up them studs for the night, too.â
âLeave that to me,â Twilight said. âThereâs more than enough room in the Castle of Friendship, and Iâm sure Starlight wonât mind.â
âSounds fine to me. Ahâll see you all in the morninâ, then.âÂ
Applejack shared smiles and hugs with her friends before they each left for their own accommodations, but once they were out of earshot, she let out a long breath. Despite all of the surprises and consternations that had come with the day, she actually felt rather good about everything, and she even dared to think that maybe, just maybe, she was going to meet her special somepony.Â
It wasnât a conventional way to find your future husband, sure, but her parents had an unconventional courtship too, and everything had worked out for them, with a little bit of work and a lot of love.
âAt the very least, things should settle down now,â Applejack said as she moved to check on Big Mac and Apple Bloom. âAh donât know how things could get any worse.â
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