I used to be relevant!

Hello, while I'm no writer, I always love a good story to read.

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

Purveyor of Pony Parables & generally too-serious ponyfan; May spontaneously cease to exist upon being perceived.

Do not be fooled. I am a dude.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, make MLP audio books, apparently.

My stories tend to focus on emotional drama, especially family drama--and much feels, to boot. Buy me a Ko-Fi! ko-fi.com/brokenimage321

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

Engineer, Brony, Author. Not necessarily in that order.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

You can't see the forest...

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

D. G. D. is a science fiction writer and archaeologist. He blogs on occasion at www.deusexmagicalgirl.com.

loves tiaras.

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On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)