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Knackerman


I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

Apr
29th
2020

Nightmare · 1:54am April 29th

Had a weird dream where Candy Mare was meticulously making these caramel fudge cookies, just drizzling layer after layer of caramel and fudge and for some reason it was low key the most sinister thing in the world. Like, it went beyond merely foreboding and was outright harrowing. There were these solid black things crowded around her just giggling away as she made these baleful no-bake cookies.

Nothing else was going on, but it was just absolutely menacing.

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Nov
28th
2019

Thanksgiving · 7:10pm Nov 28th, 2019

The official end of Spooky Time and the start of Xmas Time in the U.S. (Yes, there have been 'holiday' decorations up since before Halloween, shhhh.)

As everyone gathers together to slather gravy on burnt bird meat, I can't help but giggle manically about things that are yet to come.

Things like, what the next Something Sweet to Bite might be! It's silly, I know, but there is a part of just about every day where my mind wanders over to the krazy kandy killer and I just can't help myself.

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Oct
19th
2019

The Curse of the Candy Cult · 4:37pm Oct 19th, 2019

Been long enough since this was published I thought I'd talk about this story now. For those who haven't read it yet or who are still in the process of reading, there will be spoilers, so if that's something you care about just come back and read this blog post later if you are interested.

The Start

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Oct
18th
2019

*sigh* · 12:45am Oct 18th, 2019

That feel when somebody blocks you because they were misrepresenting your work as a plagiarization of another work and they claimed you were trying to 'pick a fight' when all you were doing was pointing out how neither works have anything in common beyond a single characters name, and even that only partially.

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Oct
31st
2018

The Candy Mare Challenge · 3:28am Oct 31st, 2018

I have no idea how widespread this is, but apparently some kids are daring each other to stand in front of a mirror and say 'Candy Mare' five times in the dark.

Apparently if you do she shows up and eats you.

First off, if you aren't in your teens you probably shouldn't know what the Candy Mare is.

But this is too fricken adorable!

I love it. I wonder if they are basing this off Bloody Mary or the movie Candyman? (two things nine year olds should not know about.)

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Oct
20th
2018

Halloween News · 8:22pm Oct 20th, 2018

So, good news and bad news.

Or just 'news' for those that don't like those arbitrary terms.

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Mar
9th
2018

Ouija (incomplete) · 1:36am Mar 9th, 2018

Another unfinished story. This one is a little simpler to explain as I just really loved the two images that xxmarkingxx did with Apple Bloom playing with a Ouija board.

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Mar
8th
2018

Broken: Life (Incomplete) · 1:48pm Mar 8th, 2018

As those of you have been with me for awhile will know I briefly restarted the Broken series some time ago with ‘Broken: Love’, a story that focused on Starlight as the hero and Princess Cadance and an ensourcelled Crystal Empire as a villains.

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Oct
31st
2017

Follow 4 Rules · 12:55am Oct 31st, 2017

1.) Wear a Costume
2.) Give Treats
3.) Never Blow Out a Jack-o-Lantern
4.) Check Your Candy

Happy Halloween

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Oct
30th
2017

Something Sweet Bites Back · 3:42am Oct 30th, 2017

(The following blog post contains some spoilers for Something Sweet Bites Back. If you'd like to avoid those, please read this after reading the story.)

So the Candy Mare returns.

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