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Knackerman


I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

Dec
24th
2020

Audio Drama - Home Sweet Home: A Candy Mare Tale pt.4 · 7:22pm Dec 24th, 2020

Celestia, Luna and Starswirl realise the long-term effects of losing Private Pansy on their world. Starswirl offers a solution that might affect the fates of Equestria - and a world without magic but with humans ..

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Dec
22nd
2020

Audio Drama - Home Sweet Home: A Candy Mare Tale pt.3 · 11:26pm Dec 22nd, 2020

Private Pansy makes it back to Canterlot after her encounter with the Candy Mare. As Starswirl, Hurricane and Clover fight to save her from her injuries, Celestia and Luna must make a decision about what action would be best for the future of the new nation of Equestria.

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Dec
19th
2020

Audio Drama - Home Sweet Home: A Candy Mare Tale pt.2 · 6:41am Dec 19th, 2020

Summary: After witnessing the cruel fates of Hansel and Gretel, Strawberry Patch cannot believe the horrible truth that the Candy Mare is really her daughter, Pumpkin Patch. The Candy Mare reveals her plans for her mother while Private Pansy investigates the forest for the missing foals. Stay out of the abandoned cottage where you can hear childish crying, Pansy!

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Dec
16th
2020

Audio Drama - Home Sweet Home: A Candy Mare Tale · 3:47am Dec 16th, 2020

Just in time for the Holidays, a gruesome holiday tale with a peppermint twist!

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Apr
29th
2020

Nightmare · 1:54am Apr 29th, 2020

Had a weird dream where Candy Mare was meticulously making these caramel fudge cookies, just drizzling layer after layer of caramel and fudge and for some reason it was low key the most sinister thing in the world. Like, it went beyond merely foreboding and was outright harrowing. There were these solid black things crowded around her just giggling away as she made these baleful no-bake cookies.

Nothing else was going on, but it was just absolutely menacing.

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Nov
28th
2019

Thanksgiving · 7:10pm Nov 28th, 2019

The official end of Spooky Time and the start of Xmas Time in the U.S. (Yes, there have been 'holiday' decorations up since before Halloween, shhhh.)

As everyone gathers together to slather gravy on burnt bird meat, I can't help but giggle manically about things that are yet to come.

Things like, what the next Something Sweet to Bite might be! It's silly, I know, but there is a part of just about every day where my mind wanders over to the krazy kandy killer and I just can't help myself.

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Oct
19th
2019

The Curse of the Candy Cult · 4:37pm Oct 19th, 2019

Been long enough since this was published I thought I'd talk about this story now. For those who haven't read it yet or who are still in the process of reading, there will be spoilers, so if that's something you care about just come back and read this blog post later if you are interested.

The Start

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Oct
18th
2019

*sigh* · 12:45am Oct 18th, 2019

That feel when somebody blocks you because they were misrepresenting your work as a plagiarization of another work and they claimed you were trying to 'pick a fight' when all you were doing was pointing out how neither works have anything in common beyond a single characters name, and even that only partially.

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Oct
31st
2018

The Candy Mare Challenge · 3:28am Oct 31st, 2018

I have no idea how widespread this is, but apparently some kids are daring each other to stand in front of a mirror and say 'Candy Mare' five times in the dark.

Apparently if you do she shows up and eats you.

First off, if you aren't in your teens you probably shouldn't know what the Candy Mare is.

But this is too fricken adorable!

I love it. I wonder if they are basing this off Bloody Mary or the movie Candyman? (two things nine year olds should not know about.)

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Oct
20th
2018

Halloween News · 8:22pm Oct 20th, 2018

So, good news and bad news.

Or just 'news' for those that don't like those arbitrary terms.

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