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Knackerman


I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

Mar
15th
2024

Proof Reader/Editor Needed · 12:13pm March 15th

Would anyone be interested in proof reading and editing some of my stories?

I’m really tired of all of the ‘it’s an interesting story but all these grammatical errors!’ comments.

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Oct
14th
2023

One Last Thing... · 6:39pm Oct 14th, 2023

Times the Candy Mare has canonically been defeated, by whom, and how in chronological order:

The Most Horrible Hearth's Warming EVER: A Candy Mare Tale - Princess Luna(Survived) - destroyed her candy ghoul army, put her in a coma, and dismembered her, eventually sealed in multiple statues so she could not regenerate

The Last Something Sweet to Bite - Sunset Shimmer (survived) - Released her stolen souls, then beat and burned her to death

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Oct
14th
2023

Something Sweet To Bite: A New Generation · 6:22pm Oct 14th, 2023

Just wanted to get some thoughts down and share some insight into the latest entry in the saga of the Candy Mare.

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Oct
2nd
2023

A New Generation of Horror Starts Soon · 2:25am Oct 2nd, 2023

Sep
29th
2023

Night Mode · 2:03am Sep 29th, 2023

My eyes burn every time Night Mode gets turned off.

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Nov
3rd
2022

The Most Horrible Fanfic EVER! · 7:23pm Nov 3rd, 2022

It’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these denouements for one of my stories. I don’t believe I did one for Candy Mare Goes to Hell, in the end, as that story was pretty self explanatory and most of its influences and references were pretty plain and easy to identify. (For those that may have skipped that story, it was influenced of course by Jason Goes to Hell, DOOM, Dante’s Inferno, Hellraiser, Sandman, Bastard!!, and Berserk.) Also Candy Mare Goes To Hell was kind of a goof off story, at

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Dec
24th
2020

Audio Drama - Home Sweet Home: A Candy Mare Tale pt.4 · 7:22pm Dec 24th, 2020

Celestia, Luna and Starswirl realise the long-term effects of losing Private Pansy on their world. Starswirl offers a solution that might affect the fates of Equestria - and a world without magic but with humans ..

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Dec
22nd
2020

Audio Drama - Home Sweet Home: A Candy Mare Tale pt.3 · 11:26pm Dec 22nd, 2020

Private Pansy makes it back to Canterlot after her encounter with the Candy Mare. As Starswirl, Hurricane and Clover fight to save her from her injuries, Celestia and Luna must make a decision about what action would be best for the future of the new nation of Equestria.

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Dec
19th
2020

Audio Drama - Home Sweet Home: A Candy Mare Tale pt.2 · 6:41am Dec 19th, 2020

Summary: After witnessing the cruel fates of Hansel and Gretel, Strawberry Patch cannot believe the horrible truth that the Candy Mare is really her daughter, Pumpkin Patch. The Candy Mare reveals her plans for her mother while Private Pansy investigates the forest for the missing foals. Stay out of the abandoned cottage where you can hear childish crying, Pansy!

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Dec
16th
2020

Audio Drama - Home Sweet Home: A Candy Mare Tale · 3:47am Dec 16th, 2020

Just in time for the Holidays, a gruesome holiday tale with a peppermint twist!

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