• Member Since 28th Aug, 2012
  • offline last seen Mar 17th, 2017


Born and raised in the beautiful city of Baltimore. I write Second-Person Stories that are pretty popular, I think. Celestia is best pony and Rarijack is best ship. Feel free to PM me with questions


THIS FRIDAY · 2:05am Feb 23rd, 2017

I know everyone has been waiting a long ass time for EVERYTHING, but the waiting is soon to come to an end.
And then probably continue again, but we'll deal with that later.
I am going to update This Magic Moment AND I Can't Help this Friday night and/or Saturday morning.
Tonight I'm going to finish the next chapter of I Can't Help, then tomorrow finish the next chapter of This Magic Moment, finalize them and post them on Friday.

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Alright Check It · 7:50am Jan 28th, 2017

I've actually been working quite a lot, even though none of you reading this believes me in the slightest.
Let me do a quick rundown of wtf I've been doing.

This Magic Moment

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Waaaat (THIS MAGIC MOMENT) · 6:33am Apr 17th, 2016

Told y'all it'd come back at some point. Now that I got the ball rolling with it hopefully I'll keep it going.
No one wants another 2 year hiatus, I'm guessing.
Enjoy the two new chapters I posted. I worked really hard on 'em. I had to reread my whole story like 4 times to get all the facts straight, and even then it was really hard.
Hope you guys like where the story's heading. I've been wanting to take it in a certain direction since the beginning, and I finally am.
Anyways, enjoy

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There We Go · 2:40am Mar 30th, 2016

I've been having problems on google docs. For some reason, I was getting cut off and couldn't write anymore. I think it was an internet problem at my house.
Now I'm back at school, and the only reason that's good is because the internet doesn't seem to be as awful as it usually is.
Sorry for the delay, but I just uploaded the next chapter of ICH. I hope the number of words and content of the chapter make up a bit for the delay (winky face amirite).

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This Friday · 7:11pm Mar 22nd, 2016

I've set a deadline for myself, and it will be this Friday.
On Friday, expect an update of ICH along with some other things as well. I wrote a full chapter of a second story I'm working on, so I'll post that too. It'll be more of a clopfic than an actual story, so it'll be relatively short.

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Back Again · 6:00am Feb 14th, 2016

I would apologize for not being online in months, but why bother. All I ever seem to do on these things is apologize.
I stopped writing for a bit to try to reinvent myself, and it went well for a while. Then it stopped going well, now I'm back!

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I'M SO HAPPY · 3:48am Sep 22nd, 2015

Evening everyone. I got some shit to say, primarily about ICH.

I always release my chapters late af, like this past one I published at like 3 in the morning. Like, 45 seconds after I published it, I checked the "active reader" count thing they have on here now (love that thing btw) and I already had 15 people reading it. It was 3 in the damn morning! It really made me happy to see how much you guys seem to like this story, I love it!

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New Blog Post · 5:10am Aug 6th, 2015

It is what it is.
I'm going to skip my apologies because no one wants to hear them and I don't want to say them.
I've been attempting to write as much as possible, but that has been difficult, and I'll tell you why right now.

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I'm Not Dead Yet · 9:34am Feb 8th, 2015

Yes, yes, I'm alive.
It is 4 o'clock in the morning, so I will try to keep this brief.
I've been gone for a long time. I've been gone because I'm trying to get my shit together and determine what I want to do with my life, as I need to declare a major within a couple months.
That's a large distraction.
I enjoy writing, so I've been trying to find ways to do that and make some $. In my shitty efforts to do that, I have neglected my stories on this website.

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New Story Posted · 4:01am Nov 1st, 2014

Evening, everyone! Happy Halloween!
Nothing is scarier than ScatMan actually posting something, especially when that new thing is a new story.
Hope you've all been good.
One of the reasons I have been gone is because I have decided that I will, at some point in time, be dropping out of school. My plan is to write a book, a screenplay, ANYTHING that will start a career for myself in writing.
College blows. I don't know why it's a thing. It's expensive and I feel stupid for being here.

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