• Member Since 28th Aug, 2012
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Born and raised in the beautiful city of Baltimore. I write Second-Person Stories that are pretty popular, I think. Celestia is best pony and Rarijack is best ship. Feel free to PM me with questions


Working Again · 10:57pm Aug 21st, 2014

This is the part where I tell you all I've been offline for a while as if you didn't already know that.
I'm just gonna skip all that, if you don't mind.
I'm writing again!
I have made the decision to, instead of soling working on the stories I already have, to write whatever it is that comes to mind. So, you guys may not be getting updates on the particular story you want all the time, but you will get something. I just can't seem to get myself focused on only one story.

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Them Feels · 10:46pm Apr 20th, 2014

If you are reading this, I assume you still have some degree of faith left in me.
I thank you for that.
The next chapter of ICH should be out soon. It's very hard to write right now.
I am on the verge of losing my scholarship to college, but have spent the past couple months studying hard and all that shit, so I think I'll be fine. School ends on May 8, for me, so writing will pick up again soon.

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Shiiit · 5:19am Mar 12th, 2014

Just wrote another story. And submitted it.
It's only one chapter. I'm not really sure why I wrote it, but I'm happy I did.
Just so you all know, the story I just submitted, entitled Just A Dream.
It's a second person story (as all my stories are, amiright). But this one is GAY!
Hurrah for homosexuality.
And it's rated T. Not M! This is a big deal for me.
I think it turned out really well.

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Sweet Jesus · 2:25am Feb 4th, 2014

I'm not good at coming up with names for these things.
Evening, everyone!
First, I would like to apologize for the like 4 month delay on this chapter. Life is changing constantly for me so I'm trying to make everything work.
The next chapter of TMM should be out soon! And hopefully the next chapter of ICH will be too.
I've been outlining another story for weeks now, but I won't start on that until I get a hold of TMM and ICH. It looks like it'll be pretty good.

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Really? Another one? · 10:55pm Jan 10th, 2014

Yes. Another blog post.
Before you all complain about how I need to update TMM, let me tell you-
I wrote this new story as a gift for those of you waiting for my stories to update!
I have hit a small roadblock in TMM, but I think I have found a way around it. I'm almost done with the next chapter.
I wrote my new story, Just Stopping By, as a gift for you all.
It's a clopfic. Yay.

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OK Now · 10:11pm Dec 25th, 2013

Right then.
I'm fine, everybody. My eye is no longer bloody and light doesn't seem to bother me so much.
Febreze is a terrible weapon. I hope that no man will have to suffer the grievous injuries that have been inflicted upon me.
I wake up in the middle of the night, sweating, screaming; my mind replaying that fateful morning over and over again.

No but seriously I'm good. I've even gotten some writing done.
Unfortunately, I have not done nearly as much as I would have preferred.

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I'm Injured · 2:09pm Nov 25th, 2013

As the title suggests, I am injured.
Sunday morning my suite mates and I built a giant chair and sofa fort in our common area and proceeded to do battle. It was me and my roommate against two other of my suite mates and this one girl who basically lives in our room.
The objective is simple: through whatever you happen to find on the ground across the room in the pitch black (as it was 5 o'clock in the morning and there were no lights) and maybe it will hit someone.

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I Need Your Help... Again · 7:33am Nov 10th, 2013

I need your guys' help once more. It's just one simple question.
You see, writing is hard. And for some reasons, it has been getting harder and harder for me to do it. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop. Of course it doesn't!
I shall write forever if I must!
So, my question is...
What story should I concentrate on more? TTM or ICH?
Both are pretty popular stories, I think. (lolz jk I KNOW they're popular god damn y else r u here)

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1,000 Likes! · 5:30am Oct 29th, 2013

I'm excited about it!
And what better time to get 1,000 likes than right now! For those who don't know, I just posted another chapter of This Magic Moment, so go check it out!
Y'all probably assumed I posted another chapter 'cause I usually only do blog posts when I post a chapter of TMM.
Be sure to let me know what you guys think of it!
I'm not dead! I'm just a slow writer!

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I Need Some Answers! · 11:37pm Sep 24th, 2013

Evening everyone!
Nice to talk to you all again.
I know it has been a while for TMM and ICH, and you may think I have given up. Which is not true whatsoever.
Things have been more difficult than you may think for me, but it has gotten a hell of a lot better.
I want to throw in more references to Indiana Jones in ICH, so I need to double check to make sure I'm getting the references right.

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