I'm Injured · 2:09pm Nov 25th, 2013
As the title suggests, I am injured.
Sunday morning my suite mates and I built a giant chair and sofa fort in our common area and proceeded to do battle. It was me and my roommate against two other of my suite mates and this one girl who basically lives in our room.
The objective is simple: through whatever you happen to find on the ground across the room in the pitch black (as it was 5 o'clock in the morning and there were no lights) and maybe it will hit someone.
As the battle began, I thought we were winning. I figured we were as I kept hearing them say "ow" when they were hit with something.
Suddenly, they all stood up and pelted my roommate and I with hundreds of thousands of objects.
One of those objects happened to be a febreeze bottle. And it hit me in my unsuspecting eyeball.
I thought it would be better by now, but it hurts like a bitch. It's all bloody and I can't keep it open for more than a few minutes. And it especially hurts when I look at light (like a cell phone or computer).
So, because of this injury, I will not be writing for a little bit. Just a little bit! I just need some time to rest it.
In other news, I am now an author of TWO stories with over 1,000 likes! I love you guys so much.
And both stories have over 1,000 favorites, with ICH less than 100 away from TMM.
Just wanted to share this story with you guys, hope you got at least a chuckle out of it. I'm still aiming for thanksgiving! It is still possible!
With love,
ScatMan
ScatMan - done in by a febreeze bottle... Slowclap.avi That being said! Hope ya get better soon. I don't think that I can wait any longer for another chapter od TMM or I Can't Help
It's all fun in games till someone breaks out the febreeze. Sounded like fun at first though, invite me over next time you do a furniture fort war in total darkness.
Man... a frebreze bottle? Hah
But seriously though, hope you get better :D
A glorious way to get injured!
Your castle besieged, your enemies closing in... but did you falter?!
NEVER!
Aaaand then you got hit in the eye by a febreeze bottle... whatever the hell that might be
Hope you get better!
Get better soon, friend. And congrats on the success.
Hang in there buddy!
*sees title*
FUCK!!!
Damn... and I thought I had a bad day with my soldering iron. Get well soon, Scat! Don't disappoint anyone!
It sucks that you can't write, but goddamn the was hilarious.
Sucks about the eye, but congrats on all of the likes and favs.
So, tell me: was it the bottle itself or the Febreeze that hurt ya?
In any case, you still have one eye, and that's all you need. Back to the keyboard, peasant, you don't need physical depth perception to write!
I never laugh at actual physical injury, but frebreeze??! Ouch!
I'm so sorry... Take as much time as you need. I hope you get better soon.
I know it is a little late but...
At what point did you and your friends say that was a good Idea
I mean come on use common sense
Sorry about that but seriously get better soon