OK Now · 10:11pm Dec 25th, 2013
Right then.
I'm fine, everybody. My eye is no longer bloody and light doesn't seem to bother me so much.
Febreze is a terrible weapon. I hope that no man will have to suffer the grievous injuries that have been inflicted upon me.
I wake up in the middle of the night, sweating, screaming; my mind replaying that fateful morning over and over again.
No but seriously I'm good. I've even gotten some writing done.
Unfortunately, I have not done nearly as much as I would have preferred.
I am spending the holidays with my family (there are 7 of us) in a rather confined space. Whenever they see me pull out my computer to write, they're all like "Oh! ScatMan isn't doing anything 'cause he's just on his computer, so let's go somewhere!"
And then we all go somewhere.
Getting on my computer is a struggle down here. It's easier to write in Maryland than Florida, I find, but I'm working.
Anyway!
I will be posting the next chapter of ICH later today. Think of it as a Christmas present. Merry Christmas!
I was trying to get the next chapter of TMM out but this next chapter is way too important to rush. Seriously guys, this next one is gonna be big.
I just need to take some time to write it. Lots of drama, as you all may expect.
And, of course, I will attempt to throw in some comedy. Let's face it, I'm a comical God, but not even I can be funny all the time, and mixing comedy and drama is a very delicate balance (but I think I've been doing good with that so far).
I just wanted to let you know I'm alright and I'm still writing when I can. I don't have to worry about college classes for a couple more weeks so hopefully I can get some shit out there.
I got a bunch of really good ideas. You have no idea how excited I am!
And I'm sure you all will be as well, soon enough.
I have some new story ideas! If you guys would be interested in me starting another story, let me know! I've got a couple vaguely outlined.
But, of course, I don't want to add more stories to my 'to do' list when I struggle just putting chapters out with the stories I already got.
Let me know, please!
I may make a separate blog post about that in the near future.
I love you all more than you probably think!
Hope you had a lovely Christmas! Enjoy my gift of another ICH chapter!
With undying love,
ScatMan
Yay! Hope you have a very Good Christmas!
my sister sprayed windex into my groin once... who would have thought that would inflict such horrible pain?
d'awwww lots of love from Skandinavia then
cant wait for that chapter 
Glad you're okay! Can't wait for the next TMM chapter. #hype
Right, I dont remember reading the blog about you getting fabreezed. Glad youre okay, though!
*ICH updated 2 times in a row after the which story to focus on poll*
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