• Member Since 28th Aug, 2012
  • offline last seen Mar 17th, 2017


Born and raised in the beautiful city of Baltimore. I write Second-Person Stories that are pretty popular, I think. Celestia is best pony and Rarijack is best ship. Feel free to PM me with questions

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  • 225 weeks

    I know everyone has been waiting a long ass time for EVERYTHING, but the waiting is soon to come to an end.
    And then probably continue again, but we'll deal with that later.
    I am going to update This Magic Moment AND I Can't Help this Friday night and/or Saturday morning.

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  • 229 weeks
    Alright Check It

    I've actually been working quite a lot, even though none of you reading this believes me in the slightest.
    Let me do a quick rundown of wtf I've been doing.

    This Magic Moment

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  • 270 weeks

    Told y'all it'd come back at some point. Now that I got the ball rolling with it hopefully I'll keep it going.
    No one wants another 2 year hiatus, I'm guessing.
    Enjoy the two new chapters I posted. I worked really hard on 'em. I had to reread my whole story like 4 times to get all the facts straight, and even then it was really hard.

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    9 comments · 686 views
  • 273 weeks
    There We Go

    I've been having problems on google docs. For some reason, I was getting cut off and couldn't write anymore. I think it was an internet problem at my house.
    Now I'm back at school, and the only reason that's good is because the internet doesn't seem to be as awful as it usually is.

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  • 274 weeks
    This Friday

    I've set a deadline for myself, and it will be this Friday.
    On Friday, expect an update of ICH along with some other things as well. I wrote a full chapter of a second story I'm working on, so I'll post that too. It'll be more of a clopfic than an actual story, so it'll be relatively short.

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Back Again · 6:00am Feb 14th, 2016

I would apologize for not being online in months, but why bother. All I ever seem to do on these things is apologize.
I stopped writing for a bit to try to reinvent myself, and it went well for a while. Then it stopped going well, now I'm back!
I want to say I'm back in large part because of all the messages and comments I've been getting about people being worried about me, you guys have no idea how much it has all meant, and I love you for it. I really do. Things haven't been great (or good) recently, but I'll try turning them around, and with you guys around I'm sure I'll be okay.
I came up with several new story ideas, and I know that's not at all what you want to hear. I haven't even finished the ones I still got going, and I came up with 4 new stories. Das right. FOUR. I already wrote the first full chapter for one of them. Trust me they're all great, but I'm not stopping the other ones. I'm still working on getting TMM back on track. That one story is a lot of work.
And now I think I got ICH all mapped out to the end, but I'm not sure exactly where to end it. I'll worry about that later.
Down the road I'll post the other stories I've been thinking up. If you guys like what I generally write then you'll adore these, it's very original and pretty good.
Also, hopefully I've been gone long enough that the people who don't like my stories have left me alone and will stop reading them and sending me messages about them. Like damn if you don't like it then don't read it.
You guys are the best, for serious. I'm glad to be back, it's been way too long. I've missed it. I'm glad I'm not alone, it makes me feel great right now.
All my love,

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Comments ( 27 )

Glad to see you on here again. Love your stories man, hope you're doing great.

I'm so glad that of all the stories I want to be completed, my favorite one actually is about to.

pls stop leaving us. ;_;

It's nice to see you again man. I know anything I say is going to seem like hollow sentiment since I don't really know you but your stories have brought me a lot of joy over the years and I genuinely hope things get better for you.

https://youtu.be/J8xoJg0N598 HA, but no seriously, it's great to hear from you again


Glad to see you back:twilightsmile:, hope you start and keep having better days ahead.:pinkiehappy:

I swear, every time I look at one of your stories and think "he's not coming back, is he?", suddenly here you are again.

Glad to hear it. If ever need help just pm me.

Knew you were safe even if I joked about your death, not because I stalked your derpiboru or anything 0.0 *shifty eyes*

Very glad to see you are back and at least doing well enough to continue writing! We are here for you and support you! Can't wait to read more WMM, it is still to this day my favorite fic on this site!

My favorite author is back! :heart:

Yaaay! Glad that you're back!

Its great to have you back man:moustache:

I can't even begin to describe how happy your return makes me. :pinkiehappy:


I'm sorry your re-invention failed. I guess there's just no re-inventing the wheel?
I hope you're at least in a happier place than when you left.

Oh, and welcome back. We missed you.

The path to a new self is paved just with perseverance.
Truly all you need to do is just keep getting back on the horse, no matter how hard it is, no matter sore you are, no matter how much you just want to lie down and quit.
Keep trying.

3754307 he didn't say it failed...

Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting for Daring Do sexy times?


reinvent myself, and it went well for a while. Then it stopped going well, now I'm back!

Ah, I guess I misunderstood that.

Definitely hope to see more chapters added to your in-progress stories, the cliffhanger in ICH is especially vexing.

I can't express the amount of pure exhilaration and joy I feel knowing you're back. I haven't enjoyed many stories like I have ICH in a long while, and I was disheartened thinking it would never be continued. That being said, welcome back! Glad to have you around once more!

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