. · 4:44am Mar 30th, 2017
Stories, blogs, and comments deleted. I'm taking a proactive stance in removing the "Sonic Derpboom" version of myself from recorded history. If you're reading this blog, I changed my password to a random amalgamation of letters and numbers with my eyes closed and signed out after typing this blog. I can literally never sign in to this site again.
Sonic Derpboom never existed. You're all crazy if you assume otherwise. He's a memory. A blur. A blip. A fart in the wind.
Nope.