And so, in your despair, you come, at last, to me...

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

Heehee~

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

An indecisive procrastinator who, when not trying to figure out what to do with himself, writes like a speeding glacier. 日本語が分かりますか？

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

If writer's block was a human, it would be me.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Salad nipples.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

Military, musician, writer, and editor. Not terribly active anymore here though.

I write fanfiction. About ponies. And relevant topics. I hate these things so much, as I have a lot to say and no where near enough room to say it.

Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."

irresistible

Dead as a doornail since 2014

I'm not dead yet

...As if I am expected to write an acceptable biography about myself with only a mere 200 characters? Don't be ridiculous!

You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™

American princess, former genius, pop icon, satirist, food critic, feminist, great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter of a convicted witch, and the occasional aesthete. B) wbu

I shall vow to follow everyone.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

I am that I am, and nothing more. I will exist as I am, or not at all. And I really, REALLY hate insects and arachnids.

Gamer Luna is the best pony

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

You ever just like, ?

Mostly on other sites, I check in once in a while. PMs still open, I'll see it if you send one.

I'm a better editor than a writer...

Brony, obviously. I love you all!

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Sonson-sensei here, how's it hanging my precious students. Not much I can say about myself in such a short blurb but I'm a writer and artist that happens to like ponies. Rarity is best pony.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

I'm not a very good writer in my opinion (I still write as a hobby, but I never post it), but I am open to editorial or proofreader jobs if anyone's in a jam.