The paradox is fluff is that you just want to do the fun parts, but the fun parts aren't fun unless they're juicy, and you can't get the juice without putting the graft in first to set up the juice, and graft isn't fun fluff is fun, but you can' get the fluff without the graft. That's a paradox.

... or maybe I just skipped breakfast. Hmm.

I don't really like anything I've ever written, obviously, here or elsewhere, but sometimes I'll remember that one time I did a bit where Celestia wears underpants and twangs them and they hit a dude in the face and I'm like yeah, that bit was alright.

That's acceptable.

Sometimes, in an idle way, I consider that, were I the sort of person concerned with notoriety, I'd likely make better use of more popular characters - to say nothing of tags and (gasp) pictures for the stories.

And those sometimes I am glad I am the way I am.

Oh! And proper descriptions for the stories! Those too. Those'd help.

With my child on an apparent WALL-E watching binge I am reminded that it contains a dynamic that is a very particular soft spot of mine:

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Was in a pet shop the other day. They had a big box of things you could throw for you dog. Among them were branded items. Among the branded items were MLP products.

I'm not sure if it's me, but it feels oddly grim to purcahse a Rainbow Dash exclusively for your dog to maul.

Suppose there's a possibility they'll be gentle, but still. It's a risk, isn't it?

Oh yes, this - I hadn't been aware of this but this happened, too:

For the longest time I was racked with curiosity as to where the TVTropes redirects for And When the Darkness Comes Around were coming from and I had almost given up hope on finding out the source, only to finally discover what it is.

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I will never stop being amused at the consternation and confusion of some when confronted by my mastery of the tagging system.

How has Bun Things Leads to Another ended up on '6op rated of all time'? Surely it's not even close! Or is it not in order? Even then!

How confusing...

On reflection, the idea of the princesses getting in a tizzy over whose bottom is best* seems like a great link to try and work Eris in somewhere, as 'To the best bottom' could probably fit on an apple of discord, right?

*Though I don't know why we're even discussing this we know who the winner is.