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"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

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  • 13 weeks
    #127

    The paradox is fluff is that you just want to do the fun parts, but the fun parts aren't fun unless they're juicy, and you can't get the juice without putting the graft in first to set up the juice, and graft isn't fun fluff is fun, but you can' get the fluff without the graft. That's a paradox.

    ... or maybe I just skipped breakfast. Hmm.

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  • 14 weeks
    #126

    I don't really like anything I've ever written, obviously, here or elsewhere, but sometimes I'll remember that one time I did a bit where Celestia wears underpants and twangs them and they hit a dude in the face and I'm like yeah, that bit was alright.

    That's acceptable.

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  • 22 weeks
    #125

    Sometimes, in an idle way, I consider that, were I the sort of person concerned with notoriety, I'd likely make better use of more popular characters - to say nothing of tags and (gasp) pictures for the stories.

    And those sometimes I am glad I am the way I am.

    Oh! And proper descriptions for the stories! Those too. Those'd help.

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  • 59 weeks
    #124

    With my child on an apparent WALL-E watching binge I am reminded that it contains a dynamic that is a very particular soft spot of mine:

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  • 64 weeks
    #123

    Was in a pet shop the other day. They had a big box of things you could throw for you dog. Among them were branded items. Among the branded items were MLP products.

    I'm not sure if it's me, but it feels oddly grim to purcahse a Rainbow Dash exclusively for your dog to maul.

    Suppose there's a possibility they'll be gentle, but still. It's a risk, isn't it?

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#123 · 9:35pm Dec 21st, 2023

Was in a pet shop the other day. They had a big box of things you could throw for you dog. Among them were branded items. Among the branded items were MLP products.

I'm not sure if it's me, but it feels oddly grim to purcahse a Rainbow Dash exclusively for your dog to maul.

Suppose there's a possibility they'll be gentle, but still. It's a risk, isn't it?

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Being mauled by a dog wouldn't be the worst thing to happen to a plush of Rainbow Dash... :pinkiesick:

You should buy her and put her in some sort of receptacle. Maybe something like a clear urn or pot so you can see her.

Neither of these responses make me happy.

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But they did make me laugh so thank you anyway.

I've been thinking this over since you posted it and I genuinely can't think of a reason for this product to exist, really. Like who's this for? People who hate the characters, who wouldn't want to buy branded merch of them to begin with, or people who love the show and would find it deeply morbid?

The mind boggles.

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Licensed products = £££

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