I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.

Intelligence is a weapon, not a virtue

The Barcast Podcast Host. I also go by the name Milk. I like to read, I proof read and edit, and I drink. A lot.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Pat is love, Pat is life

Writer, Actor, Singer, Rapper, Aspiring Brony Voice Actor, Artist, Funny Guy, College Student & Aspiring History Teacher. I'm just a guy who wants to make an impact or mark in one way, shape or form.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Hello ladies and gentlemen!

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Towan for short. I also have a Patreon and a Ko-fi

I'm a longtime writer on /mlp/, looking to start converting my old greentexts into full stories. I mostly write romance and erotic fiction.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

"Thou shalt not cum outside of Rainbow Dash's nether regions." 1st EmoandEdgy 3:15

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Another one bites the dust.

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Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

Guess whose back?!

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

What a beautiful Sunset.

The man without a plan.

If I'm not writing pone, I'm drawing pone. If I'm not drawing pone, I'm writing pone. This is my life now. Pone.

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

Eh, No one special.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

We're all MAD here. (Clop account of ROBCakeran53)

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

*blushes and then hides behind a bush*

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

N'cha!