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Alex_


Camp follower and professional disciple of The Barcast. I also write short comedy things in my spare time.

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Gallus always enjoys spending Hearth's Warming with his schoolfriends in Ponyville, and he wants to ensure they have the best time possible. When Sandbar mentions how much he enjoyed making wreaths as a colt, it seems like the perfect activity for the six of them to do together. If only it wasn't so cold outside.

My contribution to the 2018 Jinglemas collab, written for Petrichord.

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Flurry Heart is trapped in that awkward stage between filly and mare. She wants to be herself, but with her parents and her princesshood to consider, she's finding that very difficult. She just wants to meet somepony who understands her.


An entry for the "Dear Love: A Beautiful Discord" contest.

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Unicorn Frappuccino might not like to cover her natural scent, but that isn't exactly helpful when she's trying to pick up stallions. Still, with her good looks and natural charm, how much of a problem could body odour be, really?


Inspired by the 'natural scent' line in today's episode, but beyond that one joke, contains no spoilers for the plot.

I got 'Unicorn Frappuccino' and 'Minty Mocha' from this Derpibooru comment, but I don't know if they have canon names or not.

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Finding themselves with a surplus of illegal fireworks, Trixie and Starlight begin selling them on the black market, to make a bit of extra money on the side. But what sort of ponies would want to buy illicit fireworks?


Short and stupid. Inspired by a joke from Season 8 Episode 7, although this story contains no real spoilers for the plot of that episode.

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Fluttershy knows the sort of music she likes, and also knows that it definitely isn't the sort of music that Rainbow Dash likes. Still, friends make sacrifices for one another, so when Rainbow Dash brings her to a Nine Inch Hooves show, Fluttershy does her best to fit in.


Very mild Season 8 Episode 4 spoilers, although watching the episode first might help this story make more sense.

Written while heavily under the influence of Nine Inch Nails.

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Cheesy Disc is a young mare trying to make ends meet by working in the local Pizza Stable. Most of the time the job's tolerable, but occasionally you get that certain type of customer...

Meanwhile, Mud Briar wants to order pizza for him and his girlfriend. Sorry - technically, he isn't just ordering pizza, but sides as well. Still, what could go wrong?


Spoilers for Season 8 Episode 3

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There are many things Yona likes about living in Ponyville compared to Yakyakistan - her friends, the comforts of modern pony living, the busy streets. The heat is not one of them.

Coming from the Frozen North, she is not designed for heat. During the summer months, her only hope for keeping cool is something else they don't have back home: ice cream. As long as she can find some, that is.

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