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I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.

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Only a few months after her humiliation in Ponyville, Trixie is still taking her show around Equestria. But when she ends up in a small village on Hearth's Warming Eve, they would rather watch their annual pageant than her festive performance.

Trixie does not take their rejection well.


Written for amastelaire for Jinglemas 2023!

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There are many things Discord struggles to understand about ponies, and spending the last thousand years in stone has hardly helped with that.

When a newly-reformed God of Chaos finds Fluttershy and her friends dragging a tree indoors to decorate, he thinks they've finally lost it. Will he come around to the magic of Hearth's Warming, and manage to make new festive traditions with his new friends?


Written for Vilet918 for Jinglemas 2021.

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When Anon tells the Mane Six about some of the Christmas traditions back on Earth, he doesn't think much of it. But the idea of 'Santa' giving presents to sleeping boys and girls seems particularly popular with the ponies listening.

Anon just wants a good night's sleep on Hearth's Warming Eve.

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For her first Hearth's Warming in Ponyville, Twilight wants to try a new tradition - carolling. Rainbow is a little less than eager. Can the two of them bring some festive cheer to the ponies around town, or will they be left out in the cold?

My contribution to the 2019 Jinglemas collab, written for King Ice.

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Gallus always enjoys spending Hearth's Warming with his schoolfriends in Ponyville, and he wants to ensure they have the best time possible. When Sandbar mentions how much he enjoyed making wreaths as a colt, it seems like the perfect activity for the six of them to do together. If only it wasn't so cold outside.

My contribution to the 2018 Jinglemas collab, written for Petrichord.

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Flurry Heart is trapped in that awkward stage between filly and mare. She wants to be herself, but with her parents and her princesshood to consider, she's finding that very difficult. She just wants to meet somepony who understands her.


An entry for the "Dear Love: A Beautiful Discord" contest.

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Unicorn Frappuccino might not like to cover her natural scent, but that isn't exactly helpful when she's trying to pick up stallions. Still, with her good looks and natural charm, how much of a problem could body odour be, really?


Inspired by the 'natural scent' line in today's episode, but beyond that one joke, contains no spoilers for the plot.

I got 'Unicorn Frappuccino' and 'Minty Mocha' from this Derpibooru comment, but I don't know if they have canon names or not.

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Finding themselves with a surplus of illegal fireworks, Trixie and Starlight begin selling them on the black market, to make a bit of extra money on the side. But what sort of ponies would want to buy illicit fireworks?


Short and stupid. Inspired by a joke from Season 8 Episode 7, although this story contains no real spoilers for the plot of that episode.

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Fluttershy knows the sort of music she likes, and also knows that it definitely isn't the sort of music that Rainbow Dash likes. Still, friends make sacrifices for one another, so when Rainbow Dash brings her to a Nine Inch Hooves show, Fluttershy does her best to fit in.


Very mild Season 8 Episode 4 spoilers, although watching the episode first might help this story make more sense.

Written while heavily under the influence of Nine Inch Nails.

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Cheesy Disc is a young mare trying to make ends meet by working in the local Pizza Stable. Most of the time the job's tolerable, but occasionally you get that certain type of customer...

Meanwhile, Mud Briar wants to order pizza for him and his girlfriend. Sorry - technically, he isn't just ordering pizza, but sides as well. Still, what could go wrong?


Spoilers for Season 8 Episode 3

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