Hey fellas...

Is it gay if you're being mind controlled by an alien hermaphrodite?

Shining Armor wants to know.

Peace.

You.

Yeah, you. Come here.

I got somethin' for ya that I think you'll like.

Don't believe me? Check it out for yourself.

New clopfic coming in the next hour or so.

Be ready to soil your plants.

That is all.

If you liked my Queen Umbra fic, I've got a little something in store for you.

The sexiest robot on the site has been such a sweetie to me, I'm going to do something special for him.

It involves his beautiful bat pony, Moon Dancer, and a certain strapping, muscular and very sexy R63 villain.

Be ready.

Because things are going to get super sexy and steamy in here.

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Out there, all alone.

Sitting naked by the phone.

Can you read this?

No seriously, can you?

New story available for New Years.

I hope you all like some genderbending and Applecest!

Come 'ere, you dirty little lovemuffins!

Now I'm off to build a wall.

Pretty sexy, isn't it?

Go show your appreciation to him.

I know I already did. ;)

I've been gone for a while.

But ponies and horse ladies are too damn sexy to ignore.

Enjoy the sequel.

No matter what happens, though, this will be me as I watch CNN.

And probably the rest of America as well.

Sleep tight.

U wot, m8?

You want a sequel?

Right here, right now?

You want a f**king sequel?!

Well, guess what!

You got it!

That's right!

You're getting your sequel whether you want it or not!

No idea when it will be published either!

Keep yer eyes open!

Hey!

I wrote something new.

Read it.

Please?

With a cherry on top?

Sexiest pony is sexy.

My stories aren't showing.

What the hell?

Anyone else have this problem?

Also, Ashley.

Hi.

I write a lot of stuff based off other people's fics.

So, I thought it would be cool if I wrote something original.

And I did.

I already submitted it twenty minutes ago.

Prepare yourselves.

The hyper beam is real.