"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I'm kinda classic...

Golly and Golly accessories.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

A writer who enjoys putting a smile on peoples faces. If a story makes you smile, I've done my job. :)

Could possibly, maybe be active again. Don't place bets.

I have done nothing productive all day.

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Editor for Clopficsinthecomments and Prereader for Firesight. I love Bat Ponies. Eeee!

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™

My hobbies are: - Making 3D-animations, Writing stories, voice acting, video editing, photography and producing music.

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to keep up with them.

Hey! I like Derpy. And butts. And Derpy's butt. Other butts are cool too, though. ~TOOWC

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

Commissions are closed until I can get my shit together. Or at least until I can gaslight myself into thinking I have my shit together. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

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"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

DeiStar

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

I write like once a year.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

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TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

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