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Jet Howitzer


If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

Aug
26th
2014

Spam be Damned · 2:38am Aug 26th, 2014

I said I was gonna do it, and I did it. Not my best run, but I have had worse attempts.

Sursum Aeternum!
-Jet Howitzer

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Aug
25th
2014

I am the make Movie-Film · 8:06pm Aug 25th, 2014

First, I am making some progress in regards to writing. Fireflies is more than likely next to get an update, and then some of my other works.

In other news, I'm going to start doing some recordings of myself playing some games I like, along with commentary. Because I can. And I think that it's fun.

Once I start putting videos up I'll add links to them, and start advertising myself, because, why not?

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Aug
14th
2014

Democracy: Probably a Dictatorship · 2:51pm Aug 14th, 2014

Well, dear readers, I've reached a smidgen of a snag when it comes to Fireflies. Not anything too dramatic, it's still going to be written, and things of that nature. So, don't worry about me abandoning it, or something like that. I'm not that much of a tosser... Most of the time.

ANYWHOOZLE!

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Jul
4th
2014

I am now 23 · 4:16am Jul 4th, 2014

The title says it all, people.
As of today, July 4, 2014 I am 23 years of age.

Please, hold your applause, and just throw money. Can't buy shit with applause.

Sursum Aeternum!
-Jet Howitzer

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Jun
30th
2014

A Tale of Two Stories · 1:34am Jun 30th, 2014

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
There are two tales that I would like to shamelessly endorse, now, and here they are:

Distant Memories

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Jun
7th
2014

The Most Dangerous Game? Yeah, sure, why not. · 8:52pm Jun 7th, 2014

This Contest

I'm going to enter it. See what kind of drivel I can whip up for this nonsense.

Probably going to go with an HiE.

That's all.

Sursum Aeternum!
-Jet Howitzer

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May
22nd
2014

Shakespeare Quote Goes Here · 2:28am May 22nd, 2014

Now that you've read the unrelated title, I have come to you, my readers, with a small request. You see, I've been writing for some time, now, and it has come to my attention that I am not quite the best when it comes to grammar, and spelling, and catching all my mistakes. I like to think that I get most of them, but I don't always proofread, and so I sometimes miss things.

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May
6th
2014

I know I just made a blog, but srsly, I made two artz, and I think they're quite good · 4:14am May 6th, 2014

The first one:

And the second one, same as the first, but no text.

Sorry for the gratuitous blogging, I'll stop until I have something actually worth saying.

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May
5th
2014

My Silence is Broken · 4:06am May 5th, 2014

Fireflies Tagged for obvious reasons

Been a while, ladies and gents.

Without further ado, my paltry excuse: School, 'n stuff.

Now, since I know that you're not here to hear (read) about that, let's just cut to the chase...

Fireflies! Yes, that story. I'm at 3.4K words, and with school ending tomorrow, I'll be able to start getting these things done faster. Again, not going to bore you all with the specifics. Instead, have a 1,000 word sneak peek.

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Feb
28th
2014

Anniversary · 5:19pm Feb 28th, 2014

2 Years gone, and what do I have to show for it?

947 followers
53,779 story views
180 blog posts
29 stories
368 favorites
342 unread chapters for fav'd stories
378 read laters
A handful of new people to chat with on Skype

Not too bad, really, for two years.
Maybe, soon, I can just break that 1K marker for followers. And, perhaps, with the few stories I will still work on, break that 60K views mark.

Sursum Aeternum!
-Jet Howitzer

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