Plot with plot (Please laugh)

"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.

"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly."

Reader, writer, brony above all. That is my creed.

Investigative wordsmith leaving no idea unexplored and no shoe unsniffed.

I'm a happy little bat ready to tell a tale!