Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

🖤 i eat children 🖤

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

How does it feel to reach the line that no one ever got to cross? Does it make you a god now? | Soon™

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

I'm me.

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.