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Seasalt Riffs: The Chase, Chapter 2 · 2:55am Apr 3rd, 2016

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Riffs: Season 1

The Adventures of RedJoy
Flutters in the Moonlight
The Marvellous Adventures of Spike the Pervert
Marshmallow Holes
Potato ex Machina
Doctor/Professor Whooves vs Nightmare Moon
Fluttershy's Week-Long Foot-Long: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7
Pin the Tail on the Griffin
Taming of the Screw
120 Days of Blueblood: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11
Big Mac masterbates with razor blades
Avery the Mare Murderer
The Melancoly Death of Apple Bloom
one for you
Dinky Abuse
Family Bonds Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
In Loving Memory

Pound My Pumpkin: Chapters 1-2 Chapters 3-4 Chapters 5-6 Chapters 7-8 Chapters 9-10 Chapters 11-12 Chapters 13-14
Fluttershy Dominatrix
Three Fillies, One Colt
The Odd Tale of Sven: Chapter 1
Face Full of Sunshine
Pinkie's Worst Date
The Truth/One Tight Knight
Keep Calm and Pleasure On
The Faces of Fluttershy: The Naughty Tails: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3
My Brave Unicorn: Starfleet Magic: Chapters 0-4
The Unwounds Revenge
Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student: Letters 1-10 Letters 11-20
Pattycakes Trilogy: Pattycakes Pattycakes 2
Prince Blueblood Dies at the End.
My Immortal: Chapters 1-10 Chapters 11-20 Chapters 21-30 Chapters 31-40
Walk Softly: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4
Daddy's Boy
The Retribution of Chrysalis: Part 1
Of Parties and Laughter
apple jacks suicide/That one time all the water in Equestria turned into cum
The Muffin Man/This Is Why You Always Hire a Sitter
Rarity's Revenge: Wrath of the Semen God/Apple Surprise
Pinkie Pie Sucks A Hundred Dicks/'Miss Me?'
Picnics at sunset
Daienu: Chapters 1-2 Chapters 3-4
The Best Present She Could Ask For
My Little Racist: Friendship is Bigoted

El Equesterismo
Mouthing Off
The Scootaloo Project: Chapter 1
Soarin' the Butt
Tarnished Silver series: Rarity's Garden-Tarnished Silver
Luna Gets Her Button Mashed: Chapter One
Spike's Futa Foursome
My Little Slave: Chapters 1-3-Chapters 4-6
The Mare Who Wants A Human Child: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3 Chapter 4
Mystquestria: Chapter 1
To Tartarus and Back (Season Finale)

Non-canon Riffs:
Momma Fluttershy
Derpy's Finest Hour
The Pointlessness of it All
Fallout Equestria: The Forgotten
Caramel and Thunderlane's Sexy Adventure
Luna's Tits
The Spiderses
Applebloom Pls Stay
Drop that (b)ASS (or 20 oz bounce)
Twow/Something Fievel Crossover
Celestia's Smallest Muffin
Mormon Masturbation

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twow, ive been reading your riffs since youve started... i think, are you still doing them? if so, where can i see them?

Thanks for the add! I can't wait to see your riff of Just Like Her. :twilightsmile:

1739640 Then I'm going to not question how you're commenting on my page.

I love you to bits I'm gonna kiss you on the lips.

Also I'm still banned kek

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