• Member Since 16th Jul, 2013
  • offline last seen Feb 1st, 2021


A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

Who am I

Some random dude on the internet that really loves futanari. If you are wondering, Scootaloo is very worried about this. Originally, I wrote smutfic in the comments section for several images on derpibooru. These short sexy stories were so well received that I started writing longer clopfics and posting them here.

"You're welcome internet." - Stephan Colbert

"The privilege of the living is to misquote the dead" - George Washington

My Fetishes:
* Futanari
* Pregnancy
* Macro
* Growth/Transformation
* Size Difference
* Incest
* Cum Inflation
* Autofellatio
* Hyper
* Rule 63

Favorite Pones:
* Scootaloo
* Rainbow Dash
* Princess Luna
* Rumble
* Thunderlane
* Shining Armor
* Applejack
* Soarin'

Writing Progress

Project Cleaners (aiming at about four fics):
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Fic 4: ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮

It's dead alive again.


* Collabs: Depends.

* Commissions: Closed

* Requests: Closed


Updates · 9:22am Jan 16th, 2017

Hey all, TheDudeAbides here.

So as you know, I'm a painfully slow writer when it comes to writing stuff for public consumption. Because of this, I typically get very frustrated with my process and as such, progress goes even slower.

I wanted to let you know that yes, I am still planning on finishing these stories I had planned. I know there are quite a few out there that have been looking forward to some new stories and I do not want to disappoint.

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I write mature stories. By default, these stories are hidden on FIMFiction. So, if you are old enough, turn off the mature filter for massive cloppage.

All the words

  • TFlexibility
    Spike is sick, Twilight needs to take care of everything at the library herself, but when she encounters a distraught mare, visions of past emotions rematerialize in her psyche. How do you reach out to a stranger in need?
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Hey dude thanks for the high praise on my fic! Glad to find out you enjoyed it!

Stay gone sicko.

Comment posted by TheRedButcher deleted Jan 12th, 2018

Will you let me know if that becomes a full fic, I look forward to reading it

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