♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫
I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.
Resident changeling squisher of FiMfic. Changelings beware!
Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.
I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.
Occasional author, overbearing aunt, and live-action horsewife.
Father of twin 10yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."