♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Hello!

Resident changeling squisher of FiMfic. Changelings beware!

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

Guess whose back?!

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

No.

Occasional author, overbearing aunt, and live-action horsewife.

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."