[3:58:30 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: Time to punch a fifth grader...
[3:59:36 AM] ThatOneWriter: (music)Are you tougher than a fifth grader~? (music)
[3:59:58 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: Duh
[4:00:03 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: I'm a boss
[4:00:39 AM] ThatOneWriter: #referencejokes
[4:01:05 AM] ThatOneWriter: As an aside, Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader wasn't a very good show.
[4:01:23 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: I'm probably not smarter than a fifth grader

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So, today was a pretty fucked up day for Detroit. But at the same time, it wasn't really too much out of the ordinary when you look at the whole scheme of things.

I was on my way home from school. Now, whenever I'm not bribing my mother for her car keys, I'm most likely taking the bus home. The second bus I take is scheduled to stop in front of a hospital.

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I haven't made a blog post since June.

...Well, shit.

Anyway, I'm just making a short blog to remind people that I'm not dead and stuff. I planned for it to be longer so I could explain where I've been for three months, but it would be really long and I'm a lazy bastard, so yeah. I mean, I might still do that actually, but I think that I'd rather not bore you all with it, and I kinda just felt like making a short blog for now.

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...I think I'm a bit of a cunt sometimes. Do I act like a jerk?

A good writer who has never been featured before pulled something out of his dusty old Canadian vault of literature. You should give it a read.

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>playing League of Legends during a thunderstorm
>got a triple-kill
>going for a quadra-kill
>lightning strikes somewhere close
>get's shocked by earphones
>also wearing earrings
>shocking-intensifies
>falls out of seat
>gets shut down on League

Me and muh IRL friends screwing with my other IRL friend while he was recording a video, just for the lulz.

This is significant for me, since I'm so poor that I wouldn't be able to afford a new computer until my first year of college.

You see, I won an essay contest that was being sponsored by some lawyers. The winner got a free laptop. One of my teachers informed me of this contest last month, so I said, "Sure, I'll do it."

Keep in mind that I'm a lazy bastard, so the only reason why I even entered was for the prize I could win.

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So, it's recently been revealed that TgtfProductions may have been lying about his 'cancer' claim and was just whoring for attention...

This is actually true.

Screenshot by Obselescence:

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