A word from Bro and ThatOneWriter on 'Fighting Fifth Graders' at 4:00 in the morning... · 10:37am Oct 19th, 2014
[3:58:30 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: Time to punch a fifth grader...
[3:59:36 AM] ThatOneWriter: (music)Are you tougher than a fifth grader~? (music)
[3:59:58 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: Duh
[4:00:03 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: I'm a boss
[4:00:39 AM] ThatOneWriter: #referencejokes
[4:01:05 AM] ThatOneWriter: As an aside, Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader wasn't a very good show.
[4:01:23 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: I'm probably not smarter than a fifth grader
[4:01:38 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: But I can kick a fifth grader's ass, for damn sure
[4:02:43 AM] ThatOneWriter: I probably lose on both. XD
[4:04:20 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: lol
[4:04:54 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: I have faith in your fifth-grader combat abilities
[4:06:03 AM] ThatOneWriter: yus!
[4:06:52 AM] ThatOneWriter: I don't. Fourth graders I could take all day, but fifth graders? Man, those guys are so much tougher. Dem growth hormones start kicking in.
[4:07:46 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: I know how that is. You kick their ass one year, and one Summer Break later they're on even terms with you.
[4:15:01 AM] ThatOneWriter: No kidding. They're friggin' pests!
[4:15:38 AM] ThatOneWriter: Sprouting up outta nowhere and overwhelming you with sheer numbers, not to mention their growth.
[4:15:54 AM] ThatOneWriter: Gotta put 'em in their place early. :D
[4:17:09 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: The numbers are what got me when I used to fight them as a Sophomore. There were like 14 of them, and only five of us (my irl friends and I)
[4:17:26 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: They were persistent, too
[4:18:22 AM] ThatOneWriter: Right?
[4:19:37 AM] ThatOneWriter: And then some of them are like, "I'm gonna tell Mom and she's gonna ground you." and I'm like, "Do that and I will end you. You were an accident, Jeffrey!"
[4:19:53 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: Exactly!
[4:20:35 AM] ThatOneWriter: Ugh. Friggin' stalkers, those.
[4:20:58 AM] ThatOneWriter: Following me home and stuff like they're part of my family.
[4:21:05 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: lol
[4:21:14 AM] ThatOneWriter: But I'm onto them. I know their tricks.
[4:21:47 AM] ThatOneWriter: And dammit, Jeffrey, I apologized! Now Mom's gonna take away my Xbox.
[4:22:37 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: I know that feel too well. XD
[4:22:59 AM] ThatOneWriter: Ugh. Stupid fifth graders.
[4:23:35 AM] ThatOneWriter: And then when they become sixth graders and start taking after their big, strong, ex-football player dad...
[4:23:51 AM] ThatOneWriter: And you're like your anemic mother...
[4:24:15 AM] ThatOneWriter: ThatOneWriter is totally making up this story about beating up his brother named Jeffrey.
[4:24:36 AM] ThatOneWriter: ThatOneWriter has no brother.
[4:25:01 AM | Edited 4:25:10 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: You were very convincing, because you sound like you've went through this before. :D
[4:26:54 AM] ThatOneWriter: Heh. Maybe I should make it into a story.
[4:27:40 AM] ThatOneWriter: Iunno who the characters would be, but it could be a slowly unraveling story about beating up colts on the playground that basically plays out exactly how I just did it.
[4:28:59 AM] ThatOneWriter: Or nah. Since that'd probably get me all the downvotes. XD
[4:29:22 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: I bet it'd be recieved well
[4:30:56 AM] ThatOneWriter: Maybe. I think I'd post it under an alt, just to be safe.
[4:31:21 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: Would it be a Comedy?
[4:35:25 AM] ThatOneWriter: Of course.
[4:36:21 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: Then you would have nothing to worry about. I would certainly read that.
[4:37:57 AM] ThatOneWriter: Hm... All right. Who's got a younger brother, though?
[4:38:27 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: Me
[4:38:30 AM] ThatOneWriter: Maybe I could use Thunderlane...
[4:38:30 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: I have two
[4:38:37 AM] ThatOneWriter: I meant ponies :P
[4:38:43 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: Oh, you mean in the pony world
[4:39:00 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: Yeah, that sounds like a Thunderlane and Rumble story
[4:39:18 AM] ThatOneWriter: "The Trouble With Fifth Graders"
[4:39:30 AM] ThatOneWriter: >inb4 stupid feature
[4:39:44 AM] ThatOneWriter: >inb4 nothing I write ever becomes as popular
[4:39:50 AM] ThatOneWriter: >inb4 ragequit
[4:40:12 AM] ThatOneWriter: I regret nothing!
[4:40:28 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: It sounds like a hilarious read, honestly
[4:40:47 AM] ThatOneWriter: ThatOneWriter cracks his knuckles
[4:40:58 AM] ThatOneWriter: Let's get writing~
[4:42:13 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: lol
[4:54:13 AM] ThatOneWriter: 239 words in. I don't feel that optimistic about drawing this out to 1k.
[4:55:13 AM | Edited 4:55:58 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: Well, in your defense, you're souped up on energy drinks, sir
[4:57:44 AM] ThatOneWriter: This is true.
[4:58:07 AM] ThatOneWriter: I want to finish this, so I can make a blog and title it "I Regret Nothing!"
[4:58:47 AM] ThatOneWriter: Which I'll follow up with a blog called "I Regret Everything...", in which I recount how much the morning after an all-nighter sucks.
[4:59:24 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: I wanna blog about our fifth grader combat conversation, and title it "Soon, by ThatOneWriter..."
[5:00:16 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: Or something like "Bro And ThatOneWriter on fighting fifth graders at 4:00 in the morning..."
[5:01:02 AM] ThatOneWriter: yus
[5:01:37 AM] ThatOneWriter: With the probable disclaimer that we don't actually advocate the beating of fifth graders.
[5:02:08 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: I do... kinda, as long as you don't send them to the hospital.
[5:02:45 AM] Don't Look At My Name Bro: Those little chucklefucks deserve it :D
Very Soon...
What did I stumble across?