10,271,169
(Last Updated: 1/07/17. Idea from Dustin Lange)
The Total Amount of RECORDED Horse Words I've Read
What I remembered
Memorable Stories:
Very Memorable:
Fallout Equestria
Fallout Equestria: Guise of Chaos
Mother of Invention
Fairly Memorable:
Awakening
The Time Loop Trilogy == Hard Reset, The Reign of Queen Twilight Sparkle, A Stitch in Time, You Can Fight Fate ==
Twilight Sparkle: Night Shift
Arrow 18 Mission Logs == Lone Ranger, Sparkle’s Notes ==
Letters From a Friend at the End of the World
Background Pony
Somewhat Memorable:
Anthropology
The Secret Life of Rarity
The Celestia Code
Fallout Equestria: Pink Eyes
Exit Through Canterlot
Memorable Short Stories:
Lunacy
Best Friends Forever
Nopony’s Innocent
In Memory Of
The Keepers of Discord
The Cough
A FLEet|ng Light |n thE DArknEsS and A Glimmer of Hope in the Black
Nothing is Scarier
Rest Stop
I Look Into The Flames And See
Rocketmare
Minuette's Lesson
30,000 Feat
Faster
Memorable Comedies:
Fimfiction Writes Ponies!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE FIXES EVERYTHING
My Full-Sized Goddess Horse
Memories
Truth vs. Fiction
Ponies Debate Gun Control
HEADS UP
Everything beyond this point hasn't been updated since: 2/16/15
FiMFiction Ranking (Odyssey to Novella)
Novella: 25,000-100,000 words
Novel: 100,000-250,000 words
Odyssey: 250,000-1,000,000 words
Tome: 1,000,000+ words (I await your Project Horizons)
1. Fallout Equestria (Odyssey)
2. Fallout Equestria: Guise of Chaos (Odyssey)
3. Awakening (Novella)
4. Anthropology (Novel)
5. The Time Loop Trilogy == Hard Reset, The Reign of Queen Twilight Sparkle, A Stitch in Time, You Can Fight Fate == (Novel)
6. Past Sins and Winter Bells (Odyssey)
7. The Secret Life of Rarity (Novel)
8. Twilight Sparkle: Night Shirt (Novel)
9. Vinyl and Octavia: University Days (Novella)
10. Why Am I Crying? (Novella, Ongoing)
11. Property of West Wind (Novella)
12. Arrow 18 Mission Logs == Lone Ranger, Sparkle’s Notes == (Novella, Ongoing)
13. Fallout Equestria: The Ditzy Doo Chronicles (Novel, Ongoing)
14. The Celestia Code (Novella)
15. The ABC's of Fallout Equestria (Novella)
16. Mother of Invention (Novel)
17. Fallout Equestria: Pink Eyes (Novel)
18. Letters From a Friend at the End of the World (Novel)
19. Sweetie Belle and the Tablet of Knowledge (Novella)
20. Flu Season (Novella)
21. The Moonstone Cup (Novella)
22. Diary of a Ruler (Novella)
23. Machine and Might (Novel)
24. The Luna Cypher (Novel)
25. Allegrezza (Novella)
26. Better Living Through Science and Ponies (Novella)
27. Best Young Flyer (Novella)
28. First Week of Winter (Novel)
29. Secrets Shine Brighter (Novella, Cancelled)
30. I'm Afraid of Changlings (and other short stories) (Novella, Ongoing)
31. Shut The Blinds (Novella)
32. Stardust (Novel)
33. Under A Luminous Sky (Novella)
34. Only Human: A Lyra Heartstrings Production (Novella, Ongoing)
35. Exit Through Canterlot (Novel)
36. Background Pony (Odyssey)
Top Tier:
Legendary
Must Read
Admirable Tier:
Phenomenal
Great
Commendable Tier:
Good
Enjoyable
Bottom Tier:
Passable
Poor Quality
*Note that this list is in my opinion, I won't guarantee you'll agree with what I think.
*I've spent a profound amount of time on this list in particular, so don't go thinking I made it willy-nilly in under 10 minutes.
*Sequel fics are paired up by a variety of different things. Mainly, is it an expansion or a sequel, and do they have similar levels of quality (IE will a bad sequel drag a good story's rank down).
FiMFiction Ranking SS’s and QR’s
Quick Reads: <7,500 words
Short Stories: 7,500-25,000 words
1. Lunacy (Short Story)
2. Best Friends Forever (Quick Read)
3. Nopony’s Innocent (Short Story)
4. In Memory Of (Quick Read)
5. The Keepers of Discord (Short Story)
6. Familiarity (Quick Read)
7. The Cough (Quick Read)
8. A FLEet|ng Light |n thE DArknEsS and A Glimmer of Hope in the Black (Short Story)
9. Nothing is Scarier (Quick Read)
10. The War and What Came After (Short Story)
11. Rest Stop (Quick Read)
12. I Look Into The Flames And See (Quick Read)
13. Pip (Quick Read)
14. Rocketmare (Quick Read)
15. Minuette's Lesson (Quick Read)
16. Constellations (Quick Read)
17. Alabaster (Quick Read)
18. Pretty In Pink (Quick Read)
19. The Haunting in Ponyville (Short Story)
20. The Sun Burns Brightly and The Moon Glows Gently (Short Story)
21. 30,000 Feat (Quick Read)
22. Faster (Short Story)
23. Somepony Else’s Story (Quick Read)
24. Of Suns and Squids (Quick Read)
25. The Door (Quick Read)
26. A Cup of Joe (Short Story)
27. Snip by Snip (Quick Read)
28. Voyages End (Quick Read)
29. Words Failed Her (Quick Read)
30. Inspiring Generosity (Quick Read)
31. Letters From a Secret Admirer (Short Story)
32. Dear Princess (Short Story)
33. Hope Blooms (Quick Read)
34. Gutterloo (Quick Read)
35. Insomnia (Quick Read)
36. End (Quick Read)
37. Nightmare or Nyx (Short Story)
38. Trinkets (Quick Read)
39. First Hours (Quick Read)
40. Who We Are (Short Story)
41. The Writing on the Wall (Quick Read)
42. One in the Same (Quick Read)
43. How to Preen Your Chicken (Quick Read)
44. Sun Princess (Quick Read)
45. My Little Dashie (Short Story)
46. The Collected Poems of Maud Pie (Quick Read)
47. He’ll Never Leave Me! (Quick Read)
48. Sunny Skies All Day Long (Short Story)
49. App. Jack (Quick Read)
50. A Knife in the Dark (Quick Read)
51. A Mother’s Work is Never Done (Quick Read)
52. Let Them Eat Cake (Quick Read)
53. Derpy’s Diary (Quick Read)
54. Last Speech Before The Terminus (Quick Read)
55. Reading Room #36 (Quick Read)
56. Scootaloo and the Pillow and Adolescence (Short Story)
57. Shimmer (Short Story)
58. A Simpler Time (Quick Read)
59. Ah Ain’t Got no Ack-cent! (Short Story)
60. Barking Mad (Quick Read)
61. Dentures (Quick Read)
62. Live Free of Reihnard (Quick Read)
63. Pinkie Pie Is An Eldritch Abomination (Quick Read)
64. Tarnish (Quick Read)
65. Scootaloo in Cloudsdale (Quick Read)
66. "Funner" Isn't A Word, Imbecile (Quick Read)
67. Cutie Mark Cancer (Quick Read)
68. Just Like Her (Quick Read)
69. Stetson (Quick Read)
70. In Celestia We Trust, All Others Pay Cash (Quick Read)
71. The Greatest Equine Who Has Ever Lived! (Quick Read)
72. Broken (Quick Read)
73. Let’s Just Say… (Quick Read)
74. Fallout Equestria: The Asylum (Quick Read)
75. Stuffed Animals (Quick Read)
76. Scrabble With Twilight (Quick Read)
77. The Stars Ascendant (Quick Read)
78. Spike’s Hoard (Quick Read)
79. When "Happy" Never Comes (Quick Read)
Must Read
Phenomenal
Great
Enjoyable
Passable
Poor Quality
*Note that this list is in my opinion, I won't guarantee you'll agree with what I think.
FiMFiction Ranking: Comedies
Clean: Humor is mostly or completely void of "dirty" words, alcohol, drugs, and sexual references
Dirty: Humor consists of "dirty" words, drugs, and/or sexual references
Alcohol: Humor is based off of characters getting drunk
SBIG (So Bad It's Good): Stories that are so poorly written they're funny
1. Discord's Nocturnal Life (Quick Read, SBIG)
2. The Generic Trilogy == A Generic Story, A Generic Story 2: Trope Hard, A Generic Story 3: Three Word Subtitle == (Quick Read, Clean)
3. Fimfiction Writes Ponies! (Short Story, Dirty)
4. Pinkie Pie learns a new word (Quick Read, Dirty)
5. TWILIGHT SPARKLE FIXES EVERYTHING (Quick Read, Clean)
6. My Full-Sized Goddess Horse (Quick Read, Clean)
7. Memories (Quick Read, SBIG)
8. …But the Kitchen Sink (Quick Read, Clean)
9. Truth vs. Fiction (Quick Read, Clean)
10. Princess Celestia Gets Mugged (Short Story, Clean)
11. Twilight Sparkle Tunes in to a game of CoD (Quick Read, Dirty)
12. Caretakers (Quick Read, Clean)
13. Snowdrop and Nyx Get Drunk and Make Out (Quick Read, Alcohol)
14. Arachnophobia (Quick Read, Clean)
15. Celestia and Luna Eat a Hot Pepper (Quick Read, Clean)
16. The Moony Maiden (Quick Read, Clean)
17. A Hell of a Time (Quick Read, Clean)
18. Ponies Debate Gun Control (Quick Read, Clean)
19. The Birds and the Bees (Quick Read, Clean)
20. Luna, There's a Sentient Race Inside Your Mane (Quick Read, Clean)
21. Drop of Moonshine (Short Story, Alcohol)
22. Twilight’s Giant Sneeze (Quick Read, SBIG)^^
23. Naked Singularity (Short Story, Dirty)
24. The chamber of truths (Quick Read, SBIG)
25. Swarm of the Sentry (Quick Read, Clean)
26. What do You do With a Drunk Unicorn? (Quick Read, Alcohol)
27. Oh Hell No! (Quick Read, Dirty)
28. The Morning After (Quick Read, Clean)
29. Cutie Mark Crusader Alcoholics! (Quick Read, Alcohol)
30. Princess Cadence Turns Right (Quick Read, Clean)
31. Rainbow Dash the Wonderbolt (Quick Read, SBIG)
32. Surprise Help (Quick Read, Clean)
33. Twitch Plays Sweetie Belle (Quick Read, Clean)
34. Discord's Deli of Chaos (Quick Read, Clean)
35. Dear Princess Celestia: I Hate You (Quick Read, Dirty)
36. How About 'No' (Quick Read, Clean)
37. Trixie Discovers She Is A Genius (Quick Read, Clean)
38. The Pointlessness of it all (Quick Read, Dirty)
39. It's Tricksy (Quick Read, Clean)
40. Zecora Rap Battles (Quick Read, Clean)
41. Apple Whine (Quick Read, Alcohol)
42. Twilight Transcends Time (Quick Read, Clean)
43. Daring Do and the Shiny Crystal (Quick Read, Clean)
44. Fluttershy and Celestia Play Chess (Quick Read, Clean)
45. ДØЯP (Quick Read, Clean)
46. Dash Gets An Extra Hour In The Ball Pit (Quick Read, Clean)
47. Dash Eats Meat (Quick Read, Clean)
48. Celestia's Big Day (Quick Read, Dirty)
49. Pinkie Gets Wet (Quick Read, Dirty)
50. Solitary Confinement (Quick Read, Clean)
51. Opposites absolutely do NOT Attract! (Quick Read, Clean)
Phenomenal
Great
Enjoyable
Passable
Poor Quality
^^Story Deleted
*Note that this list is in my opinion, I won't guarantee you'll agree with what I think.
*I have my reasons to separate Comedies from all other story types
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Well a hello to you too, Nato. The fact that you're still on here, updating nonetheless, is pretty respectable. And as said previously in one of my comments, I have certainly not forgotten about you. I've been keeping your userpage on tab for a quite a long while now, checking in on it every so often to see if there's been any activity. Although I can't remember if I made a comment or not, you can sure bet that I noticed you and your story's return.
It should be noted though, that my time with horsewords and horses ended a while ago. I've stayed on this site, however, for a few reasons; be them habit or the very occasional push to reintroduce myself with some readings. Among the reasons there lies also the not forgotten stories I never had a chance to finish and the want to stick around for no good reason but to remain here and see what happens to this place, where I spent so much of my time.
And I do still plan on reading those stories once their authors have completed them, or whenever it is I get around to willing myself to read the already completed ones, even if doing so proves challenging in terms of motivation.
Anyways, what have you been up to other than the obvious. It's surprising to me, and take no offense, that you would take the time and effort to go through all of your old blogposts and check up on folks like me.
So I was cruising through the comments of some of my old blog posts, and I saw you pop up a couple times. Then I thought, 'hey, I remember this person. (S)he used to comment on my junky poneh-words.'
Oh, look at that, last online an hour ago. Still active on the site! You wouldn't believe how many people disappear over the course of 20 months or so.
So, then I thought I would drop in and say HI! So.... HI!
Researcher Twilight is up and running once again, by the way.
>>Kehvedna
Can I follow you?
If I follow you, will you follow me back?
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All the lists were just updated.
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I haven't updated it yet. The lists take some time to change so I don't edit them as often as I like.