Formerly Poop Tickler
I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f--- with me, I'll kill you all."
I travel space and time, searching for perfection, for safety, and for purpose. I may never find it, and I may get lost, but the important part is the journey, not the destination. Enjoy it or remiss.
"She smiles as all the right neighborhoods burn, leaving only the wrong ones to be in." -Zincy
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."
Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.
I make really stupid stories, but it's fine since I enjoy making them.
The smallest changes can make the biggest difference.
I'm going to follow everyone...and there is nothing you can do about it!
For 24 years this guy;s been living right next to me, and he's still clueless
Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
If it doesn't give me a boner, it's not a story.
One who fantasizes about what it would be like to live in Equestria.
i think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down
I've been trying to get off this ride for a quarter of my life.