Every brony wants to have a real life HIE adventure, and romance their favorite character. It seems to be a common fantasy, but what if it isn't all that it's cracked up to be? In fact, what if the ponies are just like us? Judgemental self serving bastards. What if the magic of friendship is a lie? My name is Gabriel Reidler. I left behind my family for a world not much better than ours. Chasing an impossible dream. Looking for acceptance by the beloved Mane 6. Only to find that it's all a lie fabricated by people who wish for the impossible. If friendship is magic, it is certainly not found in equestria...

(Why dont we have an ironic tag?)