The following takes place after "Super-Squeezy 3000" but certainly before "A Canterlot Wedding".
*** URGENT ***
Rogue asset notice.
The retriever 'Elijah' failed to submit for decommissioning after he allowed a rogue assent escape. As such, our immaculate and supreme sovereign Queen has chosen you, 'Absalom', to find him and retrieve him. He was last seen near the pony settlement 'Ponyville' in 'Region 5' (please consult your map). Make your way to the region and consult the local contact 'Joshua' for more information. As always, be concise and discreet in your retrieval. Carelessness leads to sloppiness, sloppiness leads to questions, questions lead to investigations, investigations lead to unfortunate discoveries and unfortunate discoveries lead to decommissioning.
Please collect the following supplies from the quartermaster:
- 1 brown carrying bag
- 1 Wester-Moggin standard issue wrist mounted crossbow
- 6 crossbow bolts
- 1 'Region 5' map
- 1 pair of pliers
- 1 retrieved asset bag
- 3 MRE packets
Always remember the identification phrase: A; "I am not one of them..." B; "...but they all know me by name."
Always remember to keep the stories of your skins straight.
Always remember to inform the region agent if you are creating new or retiring old skins.
Always remember the maximum skins per asset, barring emergencies, is three.
Always remember that discretion is our way.
Always remember that you can be replaced.
Retrieve 'Elijah' and return for further assignment.
