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I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

I used to be relevant!

Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo. Estaxen yando Undómë Tinwë.

Anywhere but here.

This insansity has been going on since 2010

Teaming up with Tillie-TMB in a daddy-daughter-duo, bringing you all things pony...

Under many delusions.

Ask any explorer: the destination is a checkpoint; the journey is all of the fun.

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

At some point you must have thought to yourself "I could break into that house and nobody would know it was me."

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

If you like my stories, feel free to leave a little something in my Tip Jar.

Scraping my way up

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

That’s how we got Majin, the anthropomorphic personification of Depravity. But he’s like Pratchett’s Death, where he’s wholesome and caring. —RBDash47

Fandom veteran, EqD Pre-reader, sixteen-time EqD published author, nonbinary icon, Formidable Feather. I hope you have a lovely day!

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Money won't nuzzle you when you're sad.

We were somewhere around Ponyville, on the edge of the Everfree, when the Poison Joke began to take hold.

A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

"You're some kind of mad genius, you know that?" —PresentPerfect

A star drifting through the cosmos.

Alternate account of Daedalus Aegle.

Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/aliceroarke | Discord Link: Ask! | Blog: Coming soon!

Everyone is lying to you, all the time, about everything... writers just do it better. Reviewer in Seattle's Angels

I write like once a year.

This is my quest. To follow that star! No matter how hopeless, no matter how far.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

"Seeing as I can never really determine what point of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis."

Fixation on death aside, this is lovely —Soge, accidentally describing my entire life

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today...

"Do it right, do it with style and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

I have a vocabulary and I’m not afraid to use it. • World-building is my passion.

Without music, life would be a mistake. -Nietzsche

Employed layabout with not enough free time to write about horses.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.