Everything is awesome!

Go watch "Letterkenny", it's really good.

Consider your origin. You were not formed to live like brutes but to follow virtue and knowledge.

I actually am a scientist!

Like, the master of recursive fanfics, or something. Cha!

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

Anything worth doing is worth doing beautifully, and with Maximum Verbosity. (I also have a tip jar.)

Here, feel this.  (Patreon / Get my book!)

A Skeptic & So Also Therefore Now A godless Agnostic Atheist

My name is Thomas Cross, and let it be known that the world did not break me.

Caw caw?

I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

I used to be relevant!

Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo. Estaxen yando Undómë Tinwë.

Anywhere but here.

This insansity has been going on since 2010

Teaming up with Tillie-TMB in a daddy-daughter-duo, bringing you all things pony...

Under many delusions.

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

If you like my stories, feel free to leave a little something in my Tip Jar.

Scraping my way up

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

That’s how we got Majin, the anthropomorphic personification of Depravity. But he’s like Pratchett’s Death, where he’s wholesome and caring. —RBDash47

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author, nonbinary icon, Formidable Feather. I hope you have a lovely day!

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Axe Body Spray: Confounding ponies since 1983.

We were somewhere around Ponyville, on the edge of the Everfree, when the Poison Joke began to take hold.

A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

Be good, little readers. Or else...

A star drifting through the cosmos.

Alternate account of Daedalus Aegle.

Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/aliceroarke | Discord Link: Ask! | Bread and Roses

Searching for life forms, those little life forms. Reviewer in Seattle's Angels

I write like once a year.

This is my quest. To follow that star! No matter how hopeless, no matter how far.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.