Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.
Occasional FimFic contributor. Also short reviews on request. Blog for silliness, music, writing. STATUS 2024.05.04: THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS CONTINUE TO REIGN
Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.
“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne
I enjoy all sorts of fics, and hope one day I can finish my own!
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!
Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"
My darling, I compare you to a mare among Pharaoh’s chariots. Your cheeks are lovely with ornaments, your neck with strings of jewels.
Pony got those Apple Bottoms jeans, jeans! Boots with the fur - with the fur!
A web developer whose writing process occasionally looks like Pinkie's infamous Party Of One thanks to characters deciding to derail his fics when they feel they make more sense that way.
We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!
A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).
Hardcore animation enthusiast chilling away in this dimension and unbothered by his non-corporeal form. Also likes pastel cartoon ponies. They do that to people. And ghosts.
Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams
Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."
I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.
E-mail: dave@catspawdtp.com • Discord/Bluesky: catspawdtp • DeviantArt/Ko-fi: CatspawDTP • Telegram/FurAffinity/FurryMUCK/Tapestries: Tom_Clowder • Mastodon: @tom_clowder@meow.social
I read things. Pony things. Sometimes. I also have the literary ability of a drunken emu.
Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?
Writer of kinky horse words, and less kinky comments that can be longer than some entire fics.
Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe
Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.
I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.
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Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart") He/him. Ponyfic Roundup reviews every Wednesday.
The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.
All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.
Why did my daughter have to introduce me to MLP?