Author & Pre-reader; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse

Just an introvert who likes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I also like to write MLP fanfiction. Twilight Sparkle is my favorite pony.

Like Twilight, I'm a book pony princess.

"Figs you're just peak irony." --Caligari87

You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.

"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~

"But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" -Mark Twain

If I see far, it is because I am lofted on the withers of horses.

Retired USAF MSgt. Iraq Vet with an AARP card (Scared the Marines with it twice!)

You don't have to dream! Your life's a masterpiece! Tip Jar!

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

I actually am a scientist!

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

Anything worth doing is worth doing beautifully (and with Maximum Verbosity). (I also have a tip jar.)

A Skeptic & So Also Therefore Now A godless Agnostic Atheist

My name is Thomas Cross, and let it be known that the world did not break me.

Caw caw?

I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

I used to be relevant!

This insanity has been going on since 2010

Teaming up with Tillie-TMB in a daddy-daughter-duo, bringing you all things pony...

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

Scraping my way up

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Saint Admiral Biscuit, Patron Saint of Kirin

We were somewhere around Ponyville, on the edge of the Everfree, when the Poison Joke began to take hold.

In a stunning marketing coup, KFC convinced Japan that Best Pony was a Christmas staple.

A star drifting through the cosmos.

Alternate account of Daedalus Aegle.

Marsha Johnson Fund: https://www.flipcause.com/secure/cause_pdetails/NjY0OTc= | Certified Dickchopper [slur deleted] by /mlp/ since 6/4/20 | Bread and Roses

Searching for life forms, those little life forms. Reviewer in Seattle's Angels

"Do it right, do it with style and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

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Death of conversation

I read things. Pony things. Sometimes. I also have the literary ability of a drunken emu.

Not much to say, trying to improve both my writting and art skills...

A man with a fork in a world of soup

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?