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A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).


GO READ SOME THINGS. · 3:34am June 27th


I'm going to go out on a limb here, but I'm guessing that at least SOME of you read stuff that isn't silly pony fanfic. Or, well, blasphemous an idea as it may be, you should read something that isn't silly pony fanfic.

And so, I have taken it upon myself to set that shit right, with a couple of random-ass book recommendations. It should be noted ahead of time that my taste is impeccable. In any case, check this out!

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