THIS IS CANON (kind of). · 1:16am April 30th

Guys. It's been a night.

BUT.

I have found A THING.

Namely, this:

Report Tumbleweed · 187 views · #The Flash Sentry Papers #Carrot Top #Golden Harvest

TA Klugetown Karol
MLP: FiM
Equestria Girls
Adventure
Comedy
Sad
When an interdimensional fugitive Adagio Dazzle escapes on Hearth's Warming Eve, it falls to Captain Spitfire to track her down to the most miserable place known to ponykind: Klugetown. And then things get worse.
Narcotics
Violence
Spitfire
Adagio Dazzle
Tumbleweed · 3k words · 31 3 · 234 views
TFrom Yakyakistan, With Love
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
Comedy
When Flash Sentry is attached to a diplomatic mission sent to the frigid peaks of Yakyakistan, he finds himself facing a fate worse than death! He honestly should have expected as much.
Carrot Top
Flash Sentry
Yaks
Sandbar
Yona
Tumbleweed · 8.1k words · 46 2 · 397 views
EHoliday Gig
Equestria Girls
Adventure
Comedy
A Jinglemas 2020 fic! Octavia figured a seasonal job at the mall would be easy. All she has to do is play cello, look fancy ... and save the world from a magical monster. Shame that last part wasn't in the job description.
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
Sonata Dusk
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TThe Good, the Bad, and the Sentry
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
Comedy
When Flash Sentry and Carrot Top visit Appleoosa, a routine survey mission takes a turn for the worse once Flash finds himself going up against a gang of ruthless, poison-slinging outlaws! Vol 8 of the Flash Sentry Papers
Violence
Death
Braeburn
Carrot Top
Flash Sentry
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TEn Garde!
Equestria Girls
Romance
Adventure
Comedy
When Rarity d'Aubigny, master swordswoman (as well as the Princess' most trusted servant), is wounded in an ambush, she's taken in by a humble peasant family ... but can she recover in time before her enemies find her and finish her off?
Violence
Human
Alt. Universe
Sunset Shimmer
Applejack (EqG)
Rarity (EqG)
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EApplejack's Hearts and Hooves Day Hullabaloo
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Wherein Applejack forgets to get Rarity a Hearts and Hooves day gift.
Applejack
Rarity
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The Pony Stories.

What do You do With a Drunken Unicorn? The girls get together to have a few drinks. Silliness ensues. by Tumbleweed 1,971 words · 1,466 · 19
Strange Bedfillies (Or: Nopony Loves Twilight Sparkle) Twilight Sparkle wakes with an unexpected guest in her bed. Hijinks ensue. by Tumbleweed 10,620 words · 472 · 13
I Am Trying to Break Your Heart. Rarity decides to break up with Applejack, but were they even an item in the first place? by Tumbleweed 11,116 words · 396 · 13
By Process of Elimination Twilight tries to unlock the secrets of the Cutie Map. Fluttershy helps. by Tumbleweed 2,857 words · 175 · 2
Inoculation "Every normal pony must be tempted, at times, to spit on her hooves, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.” by Tumbleweed 10,689 words · 841 · 9

(Don't worry, there's more where this came from).

The EQG Stories.

Seven Girls, Nine Hundred Forty Three Miles, and One Minivan. Sunset and the gang must go on a road trip in order to save the world! There are worse ways to spend your spring break. by Tumbleweed 22,713 words · 785 · 13
BY THE BLACK AXE OF NIGHTMARE MOON! In a former life, Vice-Principal Luna took the world by storm as the heavy metal queen known as Nightmare Moon! But what will happen when Rainbow Dash discovers her long-held secret? by Tumbleweed 12,220 words · 768 · 11
Let Me Tell You About My Character After an incident regarding Twilight's browser history, the true extent of Twilight's nerdiness is revealed. With her secret found out, Twilight Sparkle must introduce her friends to the wide, strange world of Live Action Role Playing Games. by Tumbleweed 16,530 words · 432 · 5
The Alicorn Job When the Ponyville History Museum puts a strange and mysterious artifact on display, Sunset Shimmer starts acting strangely. And so, it looks like Twilight's the only one who can stop her ... or will she help her instead? by Tumbleweed 13,256 words · 237 · 4

Because opposable thumbs are useful.

The Flash Sentry Papers

The Prisoner of Zebra Flash Sentry: hero, heart breaker ... and self-admitted coward. For the first time, he details his own undeserved rise to heroism (as well as the trouble such a reputation brings him) in his own words. by Tumbleweed 22,964 words · 220 · 11
Carrot and Stick In the second installment of The Flash Sentry Papers, Carrot Top calls on ol' Flashy for a Very Important Mission. Things go downhill from there. by Tumbleweed 10,841 words · 134 · 2
Sentry at the Charge In volume 3 of the Flash Sentry Papers, it's up to Flash Sentry and Special Agent Golden Harvest to save Equestria from another Changeling invasion ... whether Flash likes it or not. by Tumbleweed 24,771 words · 137 · 4
Octavia's Eleven When Octavia's priceless cello is stolen by a greedy dragon, it's up to a ragtag crew of musicians, scoundrels, and special agents to get it back. But things are never that easy, especially once a certain princess gets involved. by Tumbleweed 27,133 words · 124 · 1
Murder Most Equestrian Things are looking up for Flash Sentry! While on leave from the Royal Guard, he's cast as the lead role in a production of 'The Life and times of Flash Magnus.' But sometimes, bombing on stage can be murder. by Tumbleweed 13,872 words · 107 · 4