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A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).



The girls get together to have a few drinks. Silliness ensues.

Cover image by De-Masque! http://de-masque.deviantart.com/

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Favorited, because drunk ponies are hilarious sometimes.

And then, Chapter 2:

Twilight Loses her Virginity. *snicker*

Drunken ponies and Luna's comment FTW

AHAHAHAHAHA luna for equestrias best troll ever:heart:

Hahahaha i remember reading this its hilarious..........i really want more drunk twilight :twilightoops:

tracking on the off chance you continue this


What do you do with a drunken unicorn?
What do you do with a drunken unicorn?
What do you do with a drunken unicorn?
Early in the morning.

Way, hay, and up she rises.
Way, hay, and up she rises.
Way, hay, and up she rises.
Early in the morning.

Shave her mane with a rusty razor.
Shave her mane with a rusty razor.
Shave her mane with a rusty razor.
Early in the morning.


Put her in bed with Spike the dragon.
Put her in bed with Spike the dragon.
Put her in bed with Spike the dragon.
Early in the morning.


That's you do with a drunken unicorn.
That's you do with a drunken unicorn.
That's you do with a drunken unicorn.
Early in the morning.


Oh... my goodness! The ending comments made it!

Full of win. :pinkiehappy:

So's the fic. I love Luna.

174211 Dear Princess Celestia,
I just had sex, and it felt soo good!
It was great 'cause I let him put his penis inside me!
I just had seeeeex! And Imma send a letter to my parents next!

Your faith- cumfilled student,
Twilight Sparkle.

PS: Caramel is really cute!

Oh, Nice, Drunken ponies! Hooray!:derpytongue2: BTW, Here's a drunken tune to listen to while reading... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7WUNKUcEfM

EDIT: I read it. Was good.

I read this waaaaay back ^^ It was on Fanfiction.net, oh the lols I had then, and now:pinkiehappy:

Basically, I got to read this before any of you guys!:derpytongue2:

Short. Sweet. Simple.
Now all we need a a blue police box to pop up in the middle of the room :pinkiehappy:

Hey. I read this quite a while ago.:heart:
The sequel gonna be posted?:trollestia:
It's funny too just really... squicky...:rainbowderp:

NVM. I see it is.:facehoof:

"But it is a special occasion!" Pinkie Pie popped up. "It's Tuesday!" :pinkiehappy:
Do you know why we drink?
No, why?
Because the day ends in Y! :rainbowlaugh:

Should've ended with TwiXShy but still pretty funny.:fluttercry:

Well done. A chuckle or two was had.

HAHAHA loved it..
Not too long either.


(Lunas comment FTW):rainbowlaugh:

I completely cracked up at Luna's comment and Celestia's response. Good little story, loved it.

And to think I only got Twi drunk on SALT (in Trixie's Magic Bit, 'Precious')

Brilliant. God, my sides hurt from the laughter!

And I humbly offer this replacement last line:

"Oh, I have that one framed, Luna dear," Celestia said, pointing to the gilt-bordered parchment hanging on the wall beside her bed.

A standing ovation! Hope there's more chapters. :rainbowlaugh: :trollestia:

I have long thought that "Ponies + Alcohol" would make for one of the most hilarious combinations of all time, if written by a sufficiently talented author.

You have proven my theory to be 100% correct! Success is finally mine! :raritystarry: :rainbowkiss: :scootangel: :moustache:

I remember seeing this on fanfiction.net a few months back. XD

Fuck yeah, TUESDAY! Which reminds me... What day is it? Fetch the vodka!! And not a fuck was given that day... :rainbowlaugh:

I see someone's a fan of Until You Met Her, Pinot Noir huh?


Actually this fic predates Until You Met Her. It was originally posted in July on EqD.
UYMH was posted in October here.


LOL at same song being posted (with slight variation) both here and on the EqD post.

Sky Pirates... FFXII refernece?

Crossposted :yay:

I've read that on fanfiction and I'm glad that it got posted here... honestly, the other fanfiction sites are so friggin unclear o0

175317 Skies of Arcadia did it best, Viva la Moon Stone Canon!!!!

:rainbowderp: Oh, hey, there's a crossover idea....... :rainbowdetermined2: Sky pirate Rainbow Dash!!!!!!


Wait, Caramel? D:


WHAT THE FU *headsplosion!*

Amazingly funny! I loved this story!


In pinkie's voice = priceless

LOL! Thats me, after one too many screwdrivers!


175739 Yeah, CaramelTwi is one of the better ships. I especially enjoy it in Caramel's Light.

Love it! :pinkiehappy:
Dat ending made me LOLZ :D

Loved Luna's comment at the end :rainbowlaugh:

that is one crunk critter

174744 Oh shit man, the author made a sequel to this one, and I think you will love the first chapters alone. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/8911/Friendship-%28With-Benefits%29-is-Magic

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything while reading this... :rainbowlaugh::twilightsheepish::raritywink:

176634 Already read it, but thanks! Also, to make a link, there's an anchor-thing between the 'insert picture' and 'color wheel' buttons. You click it., and a pop-in comes up. It asks for the URL. Then, you can type what you want the words to be linked to say. For example, I'll use your link:

OMG A LINK To Friendship (With Benefits) is Magic

Alternatively, if you use Google Chrome or another similar browser, you can highlight text you've typed, and then click the button to only deal with typing the URL in the pop-in.

That is all,

Cave Johnson out.


nuff said

Ah, yes, the classic tale that brought us the equally classic line:

We're out of vodka! And it's only partly my fault this time! >:pinkiegasp:

Glad to see it on FiMfiction.

174744 :rainbowhuh: what the hell is up with your mind?


I am also hopping my new story gets through. "Fun Foods From Science". It's all about Twilight, heh heh heh... :yay:

<-------<< Twilight's crush.

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