The girls get together to have a few drinks. Silliness ensues.
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Tumbleweed
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Favorited, because drunk ponies are hilarious sometimes.
And then, Chapter 2:
Twilight Loses her Virginity. *snicker*
Drunken ponies and Luna's comment FTW
AHAHAHAHAHA luna for equestrias best troll ever
Hahahaha i remember reading this its hilarious..........i really want more drunk twilight
tracking on the off chance you continue this
[](/crossfire)
What do you do with a drunken unicorn?
What do you do with a drunken unicorn?
What do you do with a drunken unicorn?
Early in the morning.
CHORUS:
Way, hay, and up she rises.
Way, hay, and up she rises.
Way, hay, and up she rises.
Early in the morning.
Shave her mane with a rusty razor.
Shave her mane with a rusty razor.
Shave her mane with a rusty razor.
Early in the morning.
(CHORUS)
Put her in bed with Spike the dragon.
Put her in bed with Spike the dragon.
Put her in bed with Spike the dragon.
Early in the morning.
(CHORUS)
That's you do with a drunken unicorn.
That's you do with a drunken unicorn.
That's you do with a drunken unicorn.
Early in the morning.
(CHORUS)
Oh... my goodness! The ending comments made it!
174491
Full of win.
So's the fic. I love Luna.
174211 Dear Princess Celestia,
I just had sex, and it felt soo good!
It was great 'cause I let him put his penis inside me!
I just had seeeeex! And Imma send a letter to my parents next!
Your faith- cumfilled student,
Twilight Sparkle.
PS: Caramel is really cute!
Oh, Nice, Drunken ponies! Hooray!
BTW, Here's a drunken tune to listen to while reading... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7WUNKUcEfM
EDIT: I read it. Was good.
I read this waaaaay back ^^ It was on Fanfiction.net, oh the lols I had then, and now
Basically, I got to read this before any of you guys!
Short. Sweet. Simple.
Now all we need a a blue police box to pop up in the middle of the room
Hey. I read this quite a while ago.
The sequel gonna be posted?
It's funny too just really... squicky...
NVM. I see it is.
"But it is a special occasion!" Pinkie Pie popped up. "It's Tuesday!"
Do you know why we drink?
No, why?
Because the day ends in Y!
Should've ended with TwiXShy but still pretty funny.
Well done. A chuckle or two was had.
HAHAHA loved it..
Not too long either.
MAKE ANOTHER PLEASE
(Lunas comment FTW)
I completely cracked up at Luna's comment and Celestia's response. Good little story, loved it.
And to think I only got Twi drunk on SALT (in Trixie's Magic Bit, 'Precious')
Brilliant. God, my sides hurt from the laughter!
And I humbly offer this replacement last line:
"Oh, I have that one framed, Luna dear," Celestia said, pointing to the gilt-bordered parchment hanging on the wall beside her bed.
A standing ovation! Hope there's more chapters.
I have long thought that "Ponies + Alcohol" would make for one of the most hilarious combinations of all time, if written by a sufficiently talented author.
You have proven my theory to be 100% correct! Success is finally mine!
I remember seeing this on fanfiction.net a few months back. XD
Fuck yeah, TUESDAY! Which reminds me... What day is it? Fetch the vodka!! And not a fuck was given that day...
I see someone's a fan of Until You Met Her, Pinot Noir huh?
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Actually this fic predates Until You Met Her. It was originally posted in July on EqD.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-what-do-you-do-with-drunken.html
UYMH was posted in October here.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/1559/Until-you-met-her
174491
LOL at same song being posted (with slight variation) both here and on the EqD post.
Sky Pirates... FFXII refernece?
Crossposted
I've read that on fanfiction and I'm glad that it got posted here... honestly, the other fanfiction sites are so friggin unclear o0
175317 Skies of Arcadia did it best, Viva la Moon Stone Canon!!!!
174778you just hipstered
174744
Wait, Caramel? D:
...
WHAT THE FU *headsplosion!*
Amazingly funny! I loved this story!
174491
In pinkie's voice = priceless
LOL! Thats me, after one too many screwdrivers!
175739 Yeah, CaramelTwi is one of the better ships. I especially enjoy it in Caramel's Light.
Love it!
Dat ending made me LOLZ :D
175498 True dat
Loved Luna's comment at the end
that is one crunk critter
174744 Oh shit man, the author made a sequel to this one, and I think you will love the first chapters alone. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/8911/Friendship-%28With-Benefits%29-is-Magic
I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything while reading this...
176634 Already read it, but thanks! Also, to make a link, there's an anchor-thing between the 'insert picture' and 'color wheel' buttons. You click it., and a pop-in comes up. It asks for the URL. Then, you can type what you want the words to be linked to say. For example, I'll use your link:
OMG A LINK To Friendship (With Benefits) is Magic
Alternatively, if you use Google Chrome or another similar browser, you can highlight text you've typed, and then click the button to only deal with typing the URL in the pop-in.
That is all,
Cave Johnson out.
lolz.
nuff said
Ah, yes, the classic tale that brought us the equally classic line:
We're out of vodka! And it's only partly my fault this time! >
Glad to see it on FiMfiction.
174744
what the hell is up with your mind?
176996
Read
These
Three,
Then
Tell
Me.
I am also hopping my new story gets through. "Fun Foods From Science". It's all about Twilight, heh heh heh...
<-------<< Twilight's crush.
Drunken ponies talking about pirates and sex?
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Yo ho ho.