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A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).


This story is a sequel to Twilight Sparkle vs. Bridle-Zilla

On the morning directly following Lyra & Bon Bon's wedding (See: 'Twilight Sparkle vs. Bridle-Zilla'), Twilight wakes to find an unexpected guest in her bed. Hijinks ensue.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 116 )

Ok....it's in the lines of totally insane but cracked up Twilight there. :rainbowlaugh: Damn it I need to read more of this.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :applejackconfused:

haha very nicee:pinkiehappy:

Pinkie Pie...you are so random. Its why you'll always best pony to me.

Right now, this still looks more like a nomance than a romance! I think Twilight's about to set out for some "unf unf unf", though... :twilightblush:

Very enjoyable read. I look forward to reading more. :scootangel:

Oh Pinkie… get back in bed with her, you dorkus. You're not going to get a better offer, just on consideration of the political perks, to say nothing of the social ones.

.....l.....have nothing to say. But u said it anyways

Ahh....There is no truer love. :rainbowlaugh:

Awesome. Tracking.

Ah, i love you, Twilight! *Hugs*

And you got Pinkie but good there! :pinkiehappy:

Yes! A sequel to one of my all time favourites :D

*blink blink* Bwhahahahahaha!! Okay. Neither me, nor Twilight saw that one coming.

omgosh I need the rest of this:rainbowlaugh:

Dat cliffhanger:rainbowderp:

("Twilight was mulling over potential long-term projects when a multi-hued streak of speed incarnate slammed into." missing a 'her' at the end perhaps?)

I also didn't expect the continuity from the "Friendship (With Benefits) is Magic" story:twilightsheepish:
Keep it going:pinkiehappy:

DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUNNNNN!!! :rainbowderp:

I believe the proper phrasing here is Lolwut.:twilightoops:

Oh RD and your jokes. You so silly. :derpytongue2:

Great chapter.

So some RariJack and a bit of TwiDash from left field?


Carry on.:twilightsmile:

Didn't see that coming.

What a twist

Okay, that last line came out of nowhere and got me. Excellent job sir. :moustache: So, RariJack and TwiDash? Yes, yes, please proceed. :twilightsmile:

Mmm... makes sense to me. Rainbow Dash did catch the bouquet and logically is the next to get married.

ok have to say that sent me for a loop...... maybe two :twilightsmile:

I can honestly say I did not see that one coming. Will be eagerly awaiting next chapter. Also, this Rarity and Applejack shipping better develop into something, that would make me a very happy reader. It nearly broke my heart when Rarity mentioned big mac instead :fluttercry:

ApplejackXRarity and a marriage proposal? This is getting good!

Best chapter ending EVER.

I continue to love the dialogue you write for Rarity (for all of the characters, really, but especially for Rarity). The entire scene where Rarity and Applejack agree to a date via arguing was funny as all get-out.

Where's this going? a green card wedding... hey alright.

I envision Dash as being the wingmare version of Barney Stinson. Awesome in every way, with the most outrageous ideas that never work, but somehow do...... for her. Anypony else either won't stoop so low or just can't pull off the sheer awesomeness/craziness required.

As a side note, am I the only one more saddened than comedically entertained by this fic? Don't get me wrong, this story's great, but maybe it's because Twilight's far and away and forever my favorite pony, but seeing her trying to at least have the option of finding somepony some day but instead getting a "you're not my type" and/or laughter from all of her best friends at the mere prospect of it, well, it just makes me feel for her, man. "Twilight alone and loveless" stories always brings me down. I hope Twi gets a happy ending.

This won't end well at all... but it'll sure to be hilarious as hell:rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy::trollestia:

huh. Is The Doctor single in this? Otherwise I'm guessing TG&PT!


Y'know, I had this thought in the first chapter, but after this ...

"Oh." Twilight felt a fresh twinge of uneasiness in her belly. "So you and Pinkie Pie are..."

... I'm gonna go out on a limb and make a probably-incorrect prediction, but what the heck, why not: This story's going TwiPie. Which, if true, I am so totally okay with.

I agree with HalcyonAndroid that the dialogue is great--I think that's the best thing about the story, the crackling dialogue. I also really liked how surprised I was at Rainbow Dash's reason for wanting to get married because, in context, it makes perfect sense. That was a really nice touch.

Barney Stinson! YES. Yes, that's perfect. Tumbleweed's Dash is totally Barney Stinson, and I love that/love her.

And it's not just you. I find the story more comic than sad, at least right now, but I am totally feeling for Twilight at the same time. I mean, OUCH, right? I've been assuming that Twilight will get some love by story's end, so maybe that's why I'm still laughing. At least, I hope Twilight does, 'cause seriously, poor Twi. (If she doesn't, then I don't think I could go back and laugh at all of this. I think I'd just cringe and feel really bad for Twi.)

Oh yeah, that's Rainbow Dash, all right. :rainbowderp:

if i was twilight, in the end i would of just teleported away or done some freaky magic.

It was the prospect of Twipie that got me into the story in the first place, and I too am still hoping it turns out that way. I also looooove Twihooves, so if it goes that direction I won't be too disappointed.

Honestly, if Rainbow's Barney, then Twi's definitely Ted. Replace all instances of Twilight's and Dash's names with Barney and Ted and you have a typical How I Met Your Mother episode.

It's a slight bit more sad for me, too. As for Whooves, meh. Just never liked the concept of him. Seems like all the fics he's in he takes over, and I have enough rage over the Tenth Doc already. :pinkiecrazy:

I really hope this ends up being a twiwhooves story that doesn't involve the TARDIS or something of the sort, but we still get the awesome Doctor we all know and love.

This will not end well.

Oh sweet Celestia, Rainbow Dash had me rolling on the floor about every couple paragraphs! First thinking the bouquet inflicts a curse of marriage, then "holding up the gettin' hitched line", and finally, "Oh, sorry. You're afraid you're too much of a dork to get a girlfriend?"

P.S. I need the phone number for the flower sisters' shop, and the address for Twilight's library... :heart:

I liked it, but if I were you, I'd rate it Teen.

But that's just my opinion.

.......whhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Lol

All this fic needs is some Twilestia!!!!

Another well done piece that had me laughing repeatedly.

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