Princess Celestia writes a letter to her favorite student, highlighting the need for proper lab safety.
Apologies to Tired Old Man. Not connected in any way to his body of work-- I just went with the pun.
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A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).
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I lost it.
bwahhaaaahhhheeeeaahhhiiii!!!!
Oh, I don't know, it has a certain...flair to it.
Also, I hope neither Fluttershy nor Pinkie accompanied Twilight to Monster Island. God only knows what they would bring back. Possibly a very large, very angry relative of Gummy for starters?
GARGANTULON KING OF BEASTS
Eh, kinda funny... but I can sadly see Twilight being this hideously irresponsible and careless in canon.
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GARGANTULON IS A FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN.
7474873 For the most part it looks like the results of a series of unfortunate events that she couldn't have predicted.
7474982 GARGANTULON ASKS ONLY FOR YOUR UNSWERVING OBEDIANCE AND LOYALTY TO HIS MANY LEGS
Dear Princess Celestia,
Gargantulon is quite happy on Monster Island, which thanks to its Everfree-like self-sustaining ecosystem,
is putting up an admirable but futile struggle against my glorious creationDear Princess Celestia,
Gargantulon and Monster Island appear to agree with each other quite nicely. Given the half-life of his radioactive aura, it should be safe for pony visitation within the decade. On that note, I have a plan for the leavings, provided that my hypothesis about your connection to the Sun giving you immunity to any form of harmful radiation is correct. If not, I have several other plans, though none of them will be quite as
enlighteningfunexpeditious.Also, Rainbow Dash says that if we don't want her naming things, we should name them first.
Your fellow princess,
Twilight Sparkle
7475350 your comment deserves more likes.
Even when Gargantulon decided to use my palace as its nest, I took it all in stride. At least I didn't wind up cocooned in changeling slime this time around, which is always a plus...
P.S. Speaking of which, have you seen Luna since the attack?
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I love it!
Why does this feel like it could fit in canon?
If the island is uninhabited, what will the creature eat? What do centipedes eat anyway? I suppose there could be plant life there. Of course the creatures radiation will probably kill it all, or mutate it as well. Pluss it will probably mutate any other insects that happen to be there... This is sounding more and more like a bad idea the more I think about it. Why didn't they just kill it?
I cesium what u238 did here. This was quite a reactive story. Isotope they do have a solution for the droppings. I erg you to remconsider centipedes, though. Millipedes are far less prone to con-fusion when accidentally mutated.
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Centipedes are carnivores, and they'll eat whatever they can kill with their venom. Other bugs, bats, mice and rats, etc.
Whelp... Everyone who got a nose full is dead. Smell is particles. Particles from a heap of organic waste are part of said organic waste. If the organic waste is as hot as corium, then it goes without saying that everyone just inhaled aerosol corium.
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It's fantasy "dangerous" radiation. Which means it has mutagenic properties that are not only stable, but rapidly propagating, and often have bombastic effects, and it is generally much less harmful and more just inconvenient than RL dangerous radiation.
They'll probably just get super nose-hair powers.
The Rise of Gargantulon! Thrill at the Excitement! Scream In Sheer Terror!
Coming to the Ponyville Drive in next week!
and yea Haledrake is right, in a fantasy setting Radiation causes stable mutation not poisoning. And Bugs always turn giant and hostile for no reason.
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Next you'll say they grow a blonde afro and act completely insane.
Perfect comedy story:) thanks
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Plus self-amplifying. Consider that normally the entirety of radioactivity within the centipede is induced radioactivity plus possibly very minuscule amount of ingested radionuclides. Hardly a cause for concern unless you swallow the centipede. Maybe a gram of quite mildly radioactive matter. And suddenly it turns into enough irradiated matter to make a whole palace wing off-limits.
I mean, unless the apples filling that train car were thoroughly infused with radioactive materials.
I'm... not quite sure I understand the apology. Fans of mine have misread my story title as that on occasion long before this was written, so I don't get why I'd be upset over it.
In fact, the only thing that upsets me is that this is just one letter. With a title like that, I was expecting more! But as this stands, I thoroughly enjoyed reading this.
I just hope Gargantulon doesn't get any ideas about returning to the nest though. It'd be like watching a fuzzy, horrific train make a beeline for its 'home'.
And somehow, it's still funnier.
I now want to read the story that took place for this letter to be written.
7477999 That looks like it's from a game. Is it?
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Sequel: Fluttershy Snuggles Godzilla.
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Well, when you think about it would that sort of thing be more prevalent if there would be some pro-life benign harmonic field around the world? I know i know, but in magic pony world maybe extreme and 'cool' mutation WOULD be more likely than agonizing bleeding to death since, well magic of friendship.
7494000 Stabilizing magic perhaps? Since every creature there would have natural magic of it's own, however small, it could likely nip cancer in the bud in most cases, not to mention counter-act some of the negative effects of radiation, would be limited in power though.
I reviewed this story as part of Read It Now Reviews #91.
My review can be found here.
Here on account of TD, that was fun.
*goes to like*
*Sees zero dislikes*
R U A WIZARD?
7477999 But, magic?
7512774 *clicks like* *goes from 256 to 258* HE IZ WIZARD!!!
Oh, and: displayed on front page thingamajig? On: August 28, 2016, 3 pm!!!!!
That was nice.
Princess Celestia : Because Rainbow you have gotten out of control with you're naming . And plus the last one didn't make sense.
I want to know the story of Twilight getting on Monster Island.
Was it just to transport the Kaiju? Or was she herself temporarily mutated as well?
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Bumping this question.
>Giant caterpillar.
>Relocated to abandoned island, left to its own devices.
>Caterpillars become moths and butterflies.
...MOTHRA!
the centipede mutated and got pyrosis ... sounds like doc lesko has some explaning to do.
[this is a reference to fallout 3]
good story though
Waaaat
Gargantulon sounds awesome
This story is funny. This line is the funniest in the story for me.
That ending was wonderful.
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With a side of fire breathing
Happy 500 upvotes! :V
Huh.
Now I'm imagining Celestia growing each time she eats and breathing fire.
...wait...