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Princess Celestia has a problem. Or perhaps it's Twilight Sparkle that has one.

Every few weeks, an intoxicated Twilight Sparkle will randomly teleport into Celestia's castle in search of snacks or simply for a place to crash.

So what could this all have to do with Celestia in particular?

Now with a reading! HERE!

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Comments ( 111 )

Any Twilight and Celestia bonding fic is always nice, no matter if it's a romance or friendship is always beautiful.

wlam #3 · Apr 29th, 2016 · · 2 ·

Maybe it's just me, but I thought this was vaguely depressing. Twilight starting down the road to alcoholism out of a feeling of abandonment and all.

Awww, this story was cute :heart:

7171978 YOU ARE EVERYWHERE!!!! :pinkiegasp:

“If I could marry bread and cheese, I would.”

But replace the bread with tortilla and it becomes too cheesy. :trollestia:

This story was fuzzy. Adorably cute, fuzzy, and makes me feel warm inside :heart:

7172009 I think she just had a bad experience with somepony who really sucks at making quesadillas making a twenty-cheese quesadilla. Take it from me, that thing's a nightmare to put together right.

Funny stuff. I'm tempted to propose a mirror story, 'The Benefits of Drinking when Teleported', but that would probably just end up turning into a dark story about kidnappings.

there's enough Twi-lestia

I'll stay the pitchfork and torch for this blasphemy because this story was so darn cute.

But watch your mouth mister.

So heartwarming, in the simplest and most adorable way:heart:

And congrats in being featured!

7172008 I really am. You would be, too, if you spent five hours a day on this site.

D'awww. Gotta love Celestia and Twilight, friendship only or otherwise.

This was nice.

I have yet to read this, but the title totally reminded me of this one guy from The Awesomes named Teleportation Larry. He's a dude in a purple hoodie and one of those soda-drinking hats who just teleports from bar to bar and gets wasted. Best character in the show.

7172051 There's never enough! In fact we need more Twilestia everyone off to you're typewriters i demand Twilestia fics on the double!



Never enough drunk pone

What a cute fic. Liked.

A few errors crept in:

after Spike and yours science experiment?

That should be "after Spike and your science experiment."

Celestia would ponder on that as her and Twilight slept soundly for the time being.

as she and Twilight

“Let me know beforehand if you and Spike are planning anymore scientific activities that might result in excessive celebration.”

planning any more scientific activities (two words)

Well done, good sir. You're right, this place is saturated with Twilestia, but not too much in the way of Twilight Celestia friendshipping. This was a nice little read that I'm happy to see hit the feature box.

I loved the story, darling. :raritystarry:

An adorable piece of fluff. The perfect thing to read before going to sleep, thank you for that.

Cute AF

7171974 For a second I thought your comment said "bondage" but then I realized it actually said "bonding" and felt just the tiniest bit saddened by that fact.

Twilestia friendshipping. I like it.

This is adorable. Well done. Have a like, a favorite, and a moustache. :moustache:

Aw what a sweet little story. I thoroughly enjoyed this, great work :twilightsmile:

Well, the quesadilla thing has already been mentioned, so I don't need to say anything about that. I would just point out that, I believe it was the Sisterhooves Social episode, Rarity mad herself and Sweetie Belle breakfast after Sweetie burnt her earlier attempt at it. So, Rarity quite clearly knows how to use a stove, just saying.

And damn you, now I want cheese bread.:flutterrage:

Uh oh appears this story is being hit by dislike gremlins.

7172818 Well dude come on its only a E but if it was a M things will be a lot different.

Adorable really.

As always, a great fic from the great author (That's you, naturalbornderpy)

Here, have a cookie. :twistnerd:


That was cute, good story.

Well done. Up voted.

Twilight being friendly but neither of them having romantic inclinations was a nice change.

7171983 ...You just had to say that, didn't you? Now I can't unsee the depressing mental images.

Joking aside, this could easily have been a far darker story. I'm happy it went the warm and fluffy route instead. I've never been a fan of tragedy.

“Speaking of getting fat,” Twilight slurred on unabated, “why do you seem so much bigger than usual, Rarity? You haven’t been eating all of your dress fabrics, have you?”

Nice chapter, good work.

In a separate note:

Science somehow always brings out the worst in me.

No... really? :derpytongue2:

Yup, totally did. Ruining all the cute since 2014, that's me.

But in all seriousness, it just happens so easily. You have a few successes and you get used to partying just a bit too hard, then you're partying a bit more than having successes, and suddenly you have a problem and start making bad decisions. I've seen it happen to people. It never ends up being a pretty picture.

7172342 Sir! Yes Sir! *Salutes*:derpytongue2:

Twilight resettled her head on her chest. “Maybe for a little while I might’ve believed you were her, but once you started making me food, I realized something was off. I don’t think Rarity even knows how to use a stove.”

Funny thing I've read today.

7173576 I became a drunk when I discovered Pedro Ximenez dessert sherry... oh man that stuff is amazing.

*chugs a barrel while typing*

It's also incredibly sweet...

*dies of diabetes before the alcoholic liver cirrhosis gets him...* :twilightoops:

“Or anything cheesy would be great. Actually, anything cheesy would be better than great.”

I thought Twilight was afraid of quesadillas because they're cheesy. :twilightsheepish:

I've read Celestia and Twilight Sparkle bonding stories before. Melt, Drip, Constants, and A Candle to the Sun are some of the examples I can think of on top of my head. But they always have a couple of things in common: heartwarming and cute moments. This was one of those stories, and it's always glad reading stories with Twilight Sparkle and Celestia having a friendly interaction with each other. :heart:

Reading this story at one in the morning...

Dangit, now I need bread and cheese, and I don't have any!:fluttershbad:

This could've gone down a darker path.

I'm glad you decided not to do that. :twilightsmile:

This was adorable, very glad i gave it a read! :twilightsmile:

Well that was a cute little story. These shorts in the featured box are always nice.
Liked :yay:

Aww that was cute

Unknown to Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle was a complete and utter snuggle bug. Only a few moments after they both lay down in Celestia’s wide bed, Twilight had already curled herself into her chest and nuzzled her head into her fur.


7172340 Somehow I doubt that was the intention :twilightsheepish:

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