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The Crazy Cazadore


Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?

Jul
24th
2017

Fucked up critters · 2:25am Jul 24th, 2017

Ducks are rapists, hamsters eat their babies, dolphins commit gang rape, bats rape each other during hibernation whether their different genders or not, koala bears are flea ridden vermin who want to rip your eyeballs out, and otters rape and drown each other, should I continue on my list of fucked up CUTE creatures :D
Female slugs don't have a vagina - in order to mate, the male has to literally stab its sword-penis into the female's body.

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Jun
23rd
2017

Don't read this · 3:34am Jun 23rd, 2017

So the other day humanity was condemned to an eternity of doom and suffering :pinkiecrazy: by a random pegasus. They had the chances to end me and stop this blight on humanity before you. Now... I GET TO FUCK ALL THE SHIT UP HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA.

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I'm dorky I guess

Aug
16th
2019

F.A.T.A.L. The worst thing to ever exist ever. · 7:56pm Aug 16th, 2019

I warn you this could cause serious brain damage and burn out your retinas. Just knowing what it is and that it exists could cause serious mental harm.
https://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14567.phtml

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