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The Crazy Cazadore


I'm actually just a cazadore in a droid costume. Now who wants to donate their eyeballs! :pinkiecrazy:

Jul
24th
2017

Fucked up critters · 2:25am Jul 24th, 2017

Ducks are rapists, hamsters eat their babies, dolphins commit gang rape, bats rape each other during hibernation whether their different genders or not, koala bears are flea ridden vermin who want to rip your eyeballs out, and otters rape and drown each other, should I continue on my list of fucked up CUTE creatures :D
Female slugs don't have a vagina - in order to mate, the male has to literally stab its sword-penis into the female's body.

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Jun
23rd
2017

Don't read this · 3:34am Jun 23rd, 2017

So the other day humanity was condemned to an eternity of doom and suffering :pinkiecrazy: by a random pegasus. They had the chances to end me and stop this blight on humanity before you. Now... I GET TO FUCK ALL THE SHIT UP HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA.

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I'm dorky I guess

Jul
17th
2018

Well that's a thing · 6:48am Jul 17th, 2018

I have 95 followers. Maybe I'll write chapter of a story if I get too a hundred and continue writing. Or maybe I'll be too lazy.

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Just a question, do you agree with the eradication of all human life? Cuz if you do, then we need to talk...:pinkiecrazy:🔪😈

Well helooooooo there! Mister Bones!


BTW noice choice of an avatar to match you.

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because you change your Icon,

and that's how I recalll my friends
by there Icon

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