Jun
23rd
2017
Don't read this · 3:34am Jun 23rd, 2017
So the other day humanity was condemned to an eternity of doom and suffering 
by a random pegasus. They had the chances to end me and stop this blight on humanity before you. Now... I GET TO FUCK ALL THE SHIT UP HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA.
I have no fucking clue why I did that :P. Well Ima go murder, lute, rape, mutilate, pillage, burn houses down with people inside, torture, and call some cazadores to come over to china. FUCK COMMUNISM.
S O C I E T Y
4601139
FUCK SOCIETY
F U C K F A C C I S M!
Fuck the comadore.
4641752
Comadore? Is that a cazadore typo?
4642765
I don't know. I thought that's how you pronounced that.
4642765
I don't know. I thought that's how you pronounced that.
4644568
Pronounced what?
Ah. Wait. I just looked it up.
Commodore is what I meant to say.
4644723
Oh ok
Phuqer
4706076
Phaghot
4706120
Bichdysus
4706185
Now lets celebrate me murdering baby Jesus.
4706401
Yes! Hail Satan!
4706405
Oh no Fuck that guy. I ate him before the first time I even entered hell. Hell i was only 3 months old at the time! Gotta love genetic growth and A.Is being inserted into you. Along with much much other shit too. Also why hasn't anyone else made the sign that says "anybody who attempts to bargain for they soul upon my property automatically forfeits their soul and if I like the deal I will take it and keep my soul and any other things wanted in exchange for the other side of the bargain"
4706410
You make a good point. Hail who then? Hitler? Stalin?
4706423
... Hail Luna...
4706953
Did you say something?
4707331
I didn't delete that... or maybe I did my memory is shit because of withdrawal so idk. Idk why I would though. I think I said "Hail Celestia".
4707450
No I deleted it to be comedic. How ya think I replied to it?
4707549
I'm retarded because my nervous system is broken. Think of me as having the IQ of a 3 year old.
4707799
Nah, now remember I may be young but my iq is through the roof.
4707863
My IQ used to be I guess... I've written some stories that people like so I guess I didn't use to be a complete retard... I miss being able to do 2+2.
4707882
Oh 2+2=fish
4708123
I thought 2+2=Soviet volcanic activity
4708276
No that's mc^2 + Soviet
4708345
What about swastika^3?
4708557
That's teenage Russian spies in world war 2
4708856
What about the square root of Zyklon B?
4709081
That's, *black wormhole opens up and destroys half the universe*
4709258
That's only like the 4th most significant thing I've seen today.
4709858
That's at the bottom of my list. In fact it barely even made the list.
4709949
Your list is probably one item long. Mine is trillions.
4709974
No it is approximately 2038463926484628463847482748 sextillion. (Sextillion has 20 zeroes) seriously I have traveled out side of this universe, and this multiverse and outside of the multiverse multimultiverse! I'm also the only being to ever get past the 13th multi universal layer and I've gone all the way up to the 129th layer and down a few of the paths! I've seen some shit!
4709980
I see. You must be Rick from Rick and Morty then. A decent achievement I guess.
4710485
No I'm a crazy, I know Rick a cool dude, but he only travels through the dimension layers and universes within a multiverse. Basically I operate on a higher scale. Way way higher. Like they're are infinite versions of one universe he travels with some what differences they're are infinite complete differences and similars I travel.
4710911
I see. So you're friends with Rick?
4711184
How does one be friends with Rick? Yes.
4712201
All you needed to say was yes. I don't care about how that's your problem. Rick is a cool guy.
4712676
Hmm? I was just asking because we both leave our friends all the time. But I can also I ime traveled l soooooo.
Okay I read it! :P
4821559
Mwahaha. Reverse psychology and all that carp.