• Member Since 3rd Sep, 2013
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The Phantom Joker


You'll Never See Me Comin'!

Aug
13th
2019

I'm not dead yet! · 9:23pm August 13th

Just thought I'd let you guys know that.

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Jun
20th
2019

New Live Stream Today · 2:03pm June 20th

Hey, guys. Just thought I'd drop in and let you all know that later today I will be livestreaming some Assassin's Creed: Rogue later today. I've managed to set up a Ubisoft account, and with it I was able to procure the katana weapon as well as Edward Kenway's pistols. I also intend on pilaging, plundering, and salvaging as many enemy ships as possible in order to make sure that my Morrigan is the biggest and toughest ship to sail the seas of the New World. That being said, it's been awhile

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May
16th
2019

Thank You · 9:54pm May 16th

Hey, guys. Thought I'd drop in with an update on my GoFundMe. While it only reached half of my $1,000 goal, meaning it earned $500, it is more than enough to keep a roof over my head for a month or two. From the looks of things, my work situation is slowly starting to stablize itself, and while it's gonna take time, things should be back to normal soon. From the bottom of my heart, thank you to everyone who donated.

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May
13th
2019

Financial Crisis Update: Things Have Gotten Even More Dire... · 3:21pm May 13th

So, things with my financial crisis just took a turn for the worse. A check for my rent that I told my rent people not to cash went through anyways, making an even bigger mess of my finances. The need for donations or at the very least singal boosts has never been greater for me. So, please, I beg of every single one of you, if you have any money to spare, please, donate it to my GoFundMe Campaign, or at the very least give it a signal

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May
12th
2019

Wow... · 2:26pm May 12th

Okay, so just checked out how much money my GoFundMe has taken in, and so far it's gotten $400 donated, although it might be a bit less than that because of GoFundMe's fees, but in all honesty... wow. Words cannot begin to express my eternal and heartfelt gratitude for your support in aiding me in my time of crisis. Truth be told, for a while I was worried and kinda panicking that this would turn out to be a shaggy dog story, especially when I couldn't find my bank's routing number or my full

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May
11th
2019

Financial Crisis: Asking For Help · 11:26pm May 11th

All right, let's give these suggestion from the site discord a shot...

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May
11th
2019

Am I Coming Off As Selfish? · 7:15pm May 11th

So, one of the group threads about my GoFundMe campaign got a comment that was deleted for some reason that said, and I quote:

"A thousand dollars is a little much, my man. Plus you’re doing and awful job at these blogs. You kinda sound selfish with these. Sorry for your situation, I hope you get the 1000 you need."

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May
11th
2019

State of The Campaign · 5:15pm May 11th

So, about my campaign. Thus far I've only been able to rally $50 from three very kind and generous souls. Not gonna lie, that's a bit disappointing, especially considering I'm on something of a clock in terms of avoiding debt collectors and getting my bills paid in order to avoid eviction and homelessness, but considering I've got twenty days until Game Over, I've got plenty of time to make a miracle happen. That being said, even if you don't have any money to give to help me keep a roof over

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May
11th
2019

My Situation Is Getting More Dire By The Day... · 3:33pm May 11th

So, I just got a phone call from my bank, asking me when I'm going to be in with a deposit due to my negative balance, and when I told them of my situation, they told me that if I can't get the money to get my account balance out of the red, I'm gonna have debt collectors after me! So, please, I beg of every single one of you, help me save my home! Please, I BEG OF YOU, donate to my

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May
10th
2019

Trouble On The Home Front · 9:30pm May 10th

Hey, guys. So, I've run into a little bit of financial trouble. My work hours have been drastically cut since the new corporation took over, and it's starting to hit me where it hurts: my wallet. It's to the point that I am in the red by almost $200, and I still need to pay May's rent for my apartment, as well as my power and phone bills on top of that, and I literally have no way that I can make up this money as my hours have been so piss poor, and my family doesn't seem to want to help out.

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