Greetings Gotham, Joker here! As you know if you've seen my last blog, I've actually updated a story instead of saying fuck it and making a new one. I gotta say, it feels pretty good not to have people whine and complain about me not working on my other stories for a change. I honestly feel like this:

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Well, here it is. Enjoy!

If you haven't read the first of my two Sonc-Flash Displaced experiments, here's the link to Enter: Zoom

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, it seems my update for You Can't Lock Up The Darkness is doing okay so far. Admitttedly, it didn't quite have the turnout I was expecting, given how rare an actual update comes from me and not a new story. But, I digress. If you haven't read the new chapter yet, I suggest you get right on that. Or else...

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People have nothing better to do with their lives. I mean, really? Interrupting online classes/meetings with antisemitism, racial slurs, and indecent exposure? May these bunch of sick and twisted perverts face well-deserved consequences.

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, I've felt the itch to resume work on You Can't Lock Up The Darkness come upon me, so I've decided to resume work on You Can't Lock Up The Darkness! Now, let me tell you what I've got planned for the fourth chapter. The villain is going to be Tony Woodward aka Girder, who, in addition to having worked at a steel mill where he got his powers, also moonlights as a low-level enforcer for Prick Blueblood, who also happens to be a crime lord in this universe. When

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, I must say, compared to the usual response on my Displaced stories, You Can't Lock Up The Darkness is going rather well. Which means...

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BEHOLD!!!!

Hmm... new cover art? Could this mean there's a new chapter coming soon? Perhaps...

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, I've assembled my long description for my Zoom displaced, You Can't Lock Up The Darkness. Well, here you go. Oh, and for the record, this will be the main theme of the story:

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Now that I'm back, I'm going to give You Can't Lock Up The Darkness and Enter: Zoom my undivided attention.

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Exactly what is says on the tin. Also, here's a link to my Zoom/Black Flash group

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, the situation with Fossil-Dragon-Messiah attacking me in the reviews section of Enter: Zoom is being handled by two of my oldest friends on that site, back when I wrote exclusively for that site. So far nothing seems to have happened, but as a just-in-case measure, I've finally figured out how to block people on fanfiction.net. In other words, I've won against him. The only way he can work around it to get at me again is by posting a guest review, and thanks

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! The third chapter of You Can't Lock Up The Darkness is coming along beautifully. In fact, it's nearing the final stages of completion. In other words, it's almost finished. Just need to put a few finishing touches on it, and I'll have it uploaded if not today, then tomorrow for sure, and if not tomorrow for sure, then I'll have it up by UHHH.

Cap, get back to Marvel, I'm a DC Comics fanboy now.

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here. Well, Enter: Zoom is doing quite well for itself at the moment. Although, the last guest review I got, probably from some Disgruntled asswipe from this site who gets his sick kicks from being cruel to people like me who enjoy what they do, did stoke my anger a little bit. Here's the review:
"Anyone who flames will be phase stabbed."

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Greetings Gotham, a very tired and restless Joker here! Well, since I couldn't sleep at all last night, I went to work, trying to come up with something, ANYTHING. Then, as I watched Season 2 of Arrow, they showed the scene where Barry Allen was struck by lightning from the flash. That got me thinking about doing a story, set in the same universe/continuity as You Can't Lock Up The Darkness, but with an Arrow character. Which character, you ask? Well, I think that should be obvious...

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Just thought I'd drop in and see how everyone's day has been. My day's been pretty good. Updated a couple of projects over on fanfiction.net, this one here being the one I'm the most excited about. Hopefully I can wrangle in some more mindless drones followers, some faves, maybe even some positive guest reviews. Because you know what will happen if they aren't...

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Joker here. Well, after weeks of debating with myself, I've decided to re-upload Enter: Zoom onto fanfiction.net. I'd love to give you the link, but sadly the coffee shop I'm at won't let me access fanfiction.net. Bummer. But, then again, maybe that's a good thing. Also, just in case some wise guy or wise guys get the bright idea to try to beat me down with their hurtful guest "reviews" again, then I just have one thing to say:

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Yes, I know I said I was taking some time off, but I meant that I was some time off from WRITING for this site, so I could work on fanfiction.net. I'll still post advertisements blogs about my fanfiction.net projects, I'll still read stories here, i'm just not going to write anything for here for a while.

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