I love making fun, lewd stories! I hope you enjoy my work!

A Riddle Wrapped in a Mystery Inside a Pillsbury Biscuit.

These words were not written for you, but if they speak to you, they're yours to bear. (Patreon/Ko-Fi)

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Sunset Shimmer is my dream girl.

Original Works. It was a good run.

Be Gay, Do Witchcraft.

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I'm actually Twilight Sparkle undercover.

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Arcane Sigil, Captain of the Twilight Guard. Husband to Princess Twilight Sparkle. Half Changeling. Magically Over Powered Badass.

I'm the resident Hideaki Anno of FimFiction. I like to write whatever I think of. Sometimes good or sometimes s**t, I just love writing.

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I am a professional writer, artist, musician, website builder, and app developer. I have a Tip Jar for those who might be interested.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

I´m what happens, if you have a great libido and too much time on your hands. And yes that also includes fapping...

Good authors too, who once knew better words, Now only use four-letter words writing prose. Anything goes.

Portraying yourself as a shady character tends to keep away shady characters.

Some shit who occasionally writes things.

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Horrifically Fun

Can I speak to the manager?

Let ideas and all speech be free. I will respect your ideas, your characters, your ponies. Feel free to ask me anything!

You cannot just expect happiness, you have to create it. ~A great many people.

Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch

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Just some dumbass who writes bullshit stories.

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Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Forget not that I am a derp.

I love video games so expect a lot of video game crossovers. Mostly Nintendo

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

MLP artist and fanfic writer. Known for Flurry Heart's Story and My Little Sister is a Dragon.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Just a writer, writin'.

This and That and a big striped cat.

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The immature one.

I love psychology and writing. I tend to write origional/experimental stories. I am the head of the School for New Writers and the EFNW writing track. My new favorite quote is "Why so ˈsir-ē-əs?"

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