I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Why do I write? Because it's fun! :D

Do unto your readers as you would have authors do unto you.

Retired author, husband and father.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

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"Nobody is perfect. We all had our victories and defeats… You learn from defeats, and with them, victories are obtained."

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

Lurking for a goodly while, now.

A fellow traveler...

A Cruel And Terrible Crustacean

German , Trying to write something worth while. Everyone start small after all. Enjoy the Story fellow Bronys (^///-///^)/)

*Insert some good quote here or joke, I dunno I'm bad at this*

Blood for the Blood God and pony stories for everyone!

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired, and Awaiting Account Deletion.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Hey, I'm Playbitz. I try to write where and when I can and hope y'all enjoy my work!

Nerd, Dungeon Master, Aspiring Author, Brony.

An autistic Christian who likes MLP:FiM.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Success is luck when it comes to people like me. I live life like the captain of a sinking ship. I can't say I enjoy it, but it's made me who I am.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Pony of few words.

I am bound by only my imagination, it is my sword and shield, my virtues incarnate, my love and loss, my life immortalized.

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Your friendly neighborhood snuggle dragon (who just happens to be in Umbreon form at the moment)!

Improve your skill by making it grow an inch a day. You will surprise yourself after a year goes by.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Account Retired

Hello there! Just your average brony from Canada. I'm a self-admited geek and hopeless pedant. French is my first language but I'm NOT from France. All hail the Province of Québec!

Because Paradox was taken

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I love writing My Little Pony: FIM stories and hope you enjoy mine. I'm the founder of one group so far, and can't wait to make more and join some.

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Running from my life.

It took me 10 years to find answers to something… I forgot about it in 2 seconds. That’s about it

"Love is friendship set to music." -Joseph Campbell

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....