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Human beings are wonderfully terrible things.

That is a truth Harley Laurel stands by.

For a self-described cynic who smiles with eyes that have long lost their light, the oxymoron is rather fitting. Perhaps that is exactly what she is – an oxymoron – contradiction after callous contradiction, lie after carefully crafted lie.

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Somehow, giving a game to Cynical has evolved into 4 guys in a chat for Danganronpa 1, giving Makoto Naegi a voice like a Bond villain. I don't know whether to be proud or terrified.

Also, Ember's playing Kazoo for it. I think that helps to balance it towards one of those.

To the point where approximately 50% of the dialogue between the two of you over the past couple months has been centered on it, and he's diving even deeper into the fanbase then you are, coming up with new videos and fanfictions at a rate far faster than you can actually keep up with, and is immediately pressuring all of his immediate friends to give said thing a looksee, making you wonder to yourself if this is what you were like yourself when you were trying to get said friend to check it

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It’s rare that a game makes me dream of hypothetical situations based off it, but there you go. While I fell asleep this morning (I didn't really sleep well), I dreamt of a short story where a bunch of individuals are trapped in a Dark Deception style mansion, where they need to solve puzzles while monsters chase them through a maze like manor. That dream largely took place from the perspective of an amnesiac girl who soon discoverers that her name is Heidi Hawsner. As she goes on her

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I'll probably get flak for this, but here we go: Why is it we have only one day dedicated to our veterans, but an entire month dedicated to gay people? I don't have a problem with the LGBT community or anything, nor do I consider a pride celebration unnecessary, but I personally find it strangely disproportional. Being born a certain way, and not really anything else earns an entire month, while choosing to enlist and risk your life for your entire country only warrants a day. Am I the only

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So I see this filter for Snapchat roaming the internet recently, as something that apparently portrays the user as the opposite gender, and I'll admit, as someone who's always been mildly curious about what it would've been like to be born female, it seemed intriguing enough for a quick check. What would I apparently look like in the double X club? Short answer:

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So... fast food tier lists. They've been popping up a lot on the internet lately, for some god forsaken reason, and it was only a matter of time before me and some of my Skype pals decided to make ours. I made and shared mine first, but because I'm making this blog post, I'll share mine last. After some debating about what goes where, Cynical finished his and showed it to us:

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Just to give an idea of how ridiculous inside jokes between us can get, have a story that I find very strange. This might seem odd, but I promise it's all true.

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