Ember, Cynical, and Charles' Fast Food tier lists. · 1:37am May 3rd, 2019
So... fast food tier lists. They've been popping up a lot on the internet lately, for some god forsaken reason, and it was only a matter of time before me and some of my Skype pals decided to make ours. I made and shared mine first, but because I'm making this blog post, I'll share mine last. After some debating about what goes where, Cynical finished his and showed it to us:
Naturally, Cynical is very wrong about many things, and this was no exception, though in this case, I was flabbergasted by some of his pics (McDonalds above Krispy Kreme? Chick-fil-A all the way in D tier?? Are you goddamn insane?). After beating it into his skull that he is wrong about everything he has ever done, including his tier list, Ember finally finished his:
In comparison to Cyncial, Ember's was much less of a dumpster fire. Sure, it had surprising pics (Dairy Queen as a favorite? Popeye's below McDonald's? Again, really?) but for the most part, I was able to say 'yeah, fair enough' to most of it.
Of course, they were both wrong. So it's my job to show them how to be wrong correctly. Here was my list:
However, the thing that made me sad was that all of us had no clue what that blue icon in the ??? tier was. Seriously, what is that? If anyone knows, please let us know, thx. Anyway, who's the most wrong? Comment if you want to contest us, I suppose.
The tags are more accurate than my tierlist, RIP.
#It'sAllCynical'sFault
Apparently, that's elevation burger, whatever that is...
Very interesting choices. I personally like DQ a bit better because of the blizzards, and Five Guys a bit less because of the peanuts, but rest I agree with. Chick-fil-A is good but they disappointed me twice with some really mediocre sandwiches, but I also agree with their policies so they get a boost for me that earns them a top place.