Glorious Leader visits Equestria by mistake because he broke the fourth dimension.
Co~oped with Horny Horse.

Reading by Sphere Heart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Y_sPjkh-4&t=1s&ab_channel=SphereHeart

This story is a sequel to Man of Words

Fifty years after she last spoke to him, the last being wanders the wasteland.

Two beings are sitting next to one another.
One speaks, the other does not.

So I live in a small country known as Sweden, never heard of it? Let me give your mind some refreshments: We have the all known Falukorv, aka Sausage. the mighty and immortal (derp) Knugen, aka our king. and let's not forget the biggest thing we Swedes have to show for (except being one of the healthiest countries in the world.) IKEA, of course.
But enough of that, Sweden is a very small country, and thus do not get many conventions actually worth going to, but there were one close by-ish, and I decided to go all out with my outfit.
That's right, I went like Alice from Madness Returns, in the Heart Dress, with a functional Vorpal Blade.
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Another story in the "League of Humans going insane Acting Villainous.", created by... uhh <Jimmy the Grape>. Don't remember whom but the whole thing kicked off with "Rise of Darth Vulcan." Loosely inspired by "Not Having any of this S###" by Technopathic and "F*** it i'm having fun" (The later by Jimmy the Grape.)
This genre was generally started by CrypticMetaphor, and then came Uberdeathninja and i'm not getting into this argument.
Mature rated because, well, she's Alice!
THEME SONG! : Shinedown ~ Her Name is Alice

Indeed, what will I do when everything goes wrong? When I end up in a land where my speciality is frowned upon like a curse or taboo, what can one do?
Indeed, what can I do?
Warning: Horrible grammar.